Why Don't You Make A Tamale?

1. 2023-08-08 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #1
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   what do you mean my brother invited many people over and it's like it's the last thing to ever ask for in recognition or dispute, proverb or initiative..I am your brother and it's like they just take me from the lawn and tell me 'blaine what's an dildo?' and it's really like they have made a major mistake..trickling a boy who straight up tells them that he's playing while you don't actually know that events in your life are going to happen such as your wisdom teeth or an simple problem, the debilitating infromuntion, ... Trying to find My Word. Do you make fun of an Indian Man? Who pisses off their dad that much that it's not actually me that just told you (I'm the third member of the family) Quit Fucking With Dad; C. 398 If I want to see your work I will show you but if you take the time, you can remove the R and take the power. What do you mean somebody stood up, stayed up and told you I'm Anne Farmer and I know what I'm talking about 398 If Anywhat My 3Pain Who Needs Nitrogen If I'm An Nigger, Even If I'm An Dragon, Even if I Have A Brother...you still woodent (you smoked a piece of wood) 10:19 PM 8/7/2023
2. 2023-08-08 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #2
   

   ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman
   gimme a recipe and i might
3. 2023-08-08 at 7:03 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   I dont like French food.
4. 2023-08-08 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I don't even know what it is
5. 2023-08-08 at 7:18 AM UTC

   #5
   

   ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman
   its mexican, i think
6. 2023-08-08 at 7:19 AM UTC

   #6
   

   ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman
   ive never had one but I think I would enjoy it
7. 2023-08-08 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   It's refried beans wrapped in a papyrus leaf cause as we all know Egyptians = Mexicans.
8. 2023-08-08 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #8
   

   ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman
   How did mexican natives rip off egyptians, those people never contacted
   
   There are Mexican jedis though
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost Only the Mexican jedis can restore peace to the middle east
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

9. 2023-08-08 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Tamales are one of the most overrated bland foods I've ever consumed. 2/10...it's like eating wet cardboard.
10. 2023-08-08 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #10
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tamales are one of the most overrated bland foods I've ever consumed. 2/10…it's like eating wet cardboard.

    
    Then youve had shitty tamales. Good ones are filled with roast pork or spices, chicken cheese tomatillos. And served with sauce on top is one of my favorite hangover breakfasts
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • POLECAT
11. 2023-08-08 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #11
    

    ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tamales are one of the most overrated bland foods I've ever consumed. 2/10…it's like eating wet cardboard.

    
    have you only had it from one source though
    
    the classic "its not REAL mexican" food complaint ,,, etc
12. 2023-08-08 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    There's a local taqueria place here where no one speaks English and they have big metal pots full of tamales and you just grab them out of there with tongs, the whole place feels dirty but the food is amazing
13. 2023-08-08 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 have you only had it from one source though
    
    the classic "its not REAL mexican" food complaint ,,, etc

    
    I live in Tejas...the land of Tex-Mex...for the last 26yrs...I've had tamales from DOZENS of sources...usually home made by people saying "oh you think tamales are bland...try these!"
    
    ...and it's more wet cardboard.
14. 2023-08-08 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Mexican food is some of the dullest blandest food I've ever had and I've traveled the universe.
    
    I like fajitas but then that's just marinated beef/chicken strips...nothing unique to Mexico.
15. 2023-08-08 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #15
    

    ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mexican food is some of the dullest blandest food I've ever had and I've traveled the universe.
    
    I like fajitas but then that's just marinated beef/chicken strips…nothing unique to Mexico.

    
    I mean its definitely overhyped as everything tries to be MEXICAN MEXICAN I got enough mexican places in my hood and it doesn't seem as lucrative as a CLASSICO LEONARDO STYLE PETE ZA PIE *chefs kiss* the burrito joint in my hood closed down and now is being shared by a butter chicken and jamaican joint.
    
    There are some staple mexican joints though that I have been ordering from for years. Burritos are just too hard to fuck up it's such a simple concept that I feel amiss calling it AUTHETNTIC MEXICAN CUISINE
    
    
16. 2023-08-08 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Mexican food:
    
    Rice beans cheese beef tortilla
    
    tortilla beans rice beef cheese
    
    rice goat tortilla cheese beans
    
    etc.
    
    It's kind of like Vinny and his 100000000 varieties of noodles he eats
    
    "What's for breakfast vinny?" NOODLES
    
    "What's for lunch vinny?" NOODLES
    
    "What's for dinner vinny?" NOODLES
    
    
    What's for supper Juan? RICE BEANS CHEESE GROUND BEEF WRAPPED IN A TORTILLA...
17. 2023-08-08 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #17
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    How Old Do You Think I Am?
18. 2023-08-08 at 1:12 PM UTC

    #18
    

    ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's kind of like Vinny and his 100000000 varieties of noodles he eats
    
    "What's for breakfast vinny?" NOODLES
    
    "What's for lunch vinny?" NOODLES
    
    "What's for dinner vinny?" NOODLES
    
    
    What's for supper Juan? RICE BEANS CHEESE GROUND BEEF WRAPPED IN A TORTILLA…

    
    I do find asians and their obsession with NOODLE RICE to be strange like motherfucker can you not get pasta or make it??? is that just impossible? Because I can't get half the skitzo noodles they use like oh just break out your shoestring green vermechelli noodles that EVEERY PERSON FROM THIS SPECIFIC GEOGRAPHIC REGION USES like oh you mean my EGG NOODLES And they just shake their head
    
    which is why people i think more commonly order asian takeout than try to make it themselves. mexican is a lot more DIY friendly as they are a rugged simple people while asians are very CULTURALLY ENRICHED and just the noodles isn't enough you need the ceremonial bowl and chop sticks made with magic wood from the japanese suicide forest OR ITS NOT AUTHENTIC
19. 2023-08-08 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #19
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Matt Ban, do you know something? I miss Matt Ban.
20. 2023-08-08 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #20
    

    ☆$P₳C3🐏🌟👍👌🏻꒰⌐■ω■꒱👍🏿🪐$H33P🐑🌛 Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mashlehash Matt Ban, do you know something? I miss Matt Ban.

    
    ub an!