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Posts That Were Thanked by General Butt.Naked

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked wait wut.

    howd i miss this?

    early 20s. teen challenge (faith based recovery program) Went there in lieu of prison. Most everyone in the program did. Everyone is automatically in the choir. Travel to different church's across the state every Sunday. Black slacks and nice shirt and tie. Sing. I eventually was one of a few directors. I sang a few solos. Gave my testimony every week lol. Its all lol. Very cringe looking back. And when it was all said and done and I successfully completed the program after 15 months, I fucked it up and got DUIs, violated my probation and ended up going to prison anyway. God bless. <3
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Somehow this movie has CREEPED its way onto our Halloween movie list and I know it’s going to be fucked up and I’m going to have to sit around like a stooge for 30 minutes the first time something gruesome happens while lala cries and/or hyperventilates.

    THANKS BRO
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah. Im mean im trying hard to do the like "normal guy" thing but i feel like a bear on a unicycle in these social settings.

    as you should feel.

    I used to direct a choir of Christian dudes trying to not go to prison. Just remember that. life is funny
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  4. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked This is for my gfs best friends little brother.

    Child who? That is way too far down the food chain. Like set some guidelines. Maybe tell her you will go to one a year or immediate family/close friends only. That you're trying to save money and get your finances in order. If she can't understand that and/or compromise then my dude she ain't worth your energy.
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I feel a lot better lately
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    cannot stop laughing at this

    Rob was obviously gay as fuck but didn't officially come out until Judas Priest had been around for decades

    they nail both Rob's voice and the kind of arguments people tried to make to explain away the gayness
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    imagine being an important political figure, someone with enemies, and fucking flying in a plane/helicopter. what a stupid asshole. you're literally begging to be killed in an "accident" at that point. "but he needed to for his career" lol lmao my nigga i would not be going anywhere in any vehicle that was not designed to withstand an IED and was not attached firmly to the ground.
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked what if Im Muslym and dont eat cyber swyne?

    these simulated "bacon" bits are halal, brother. walahi. walahi bilahi, brother. this is the truth.

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  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it was as if this straz miejska or militia didnt know their own laws or thought i was stupid and tried to scare me. i ended up with another ticket like a few days ago for masturbating in the bush tree area of a blind spot after getting high.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat for hanging out with the redhead 16 yr old by militia and drinking with her at the park. this one bitch like feminist type fuck was scolding me what r u doing with a 16 yr old.

    lol yo9u should try telling them its legal in poland and then chase them down the street yelling about age of consent
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Did you ask if she knew any teens that do like zoo and facial abuse and rimming old pedophiles?

    You never know if you don't ask.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Did she have a tetris block inked above her pubic bone or what?

    idk never been my jam but if i were able to examine the goods like an old timey slave auction and everything seemed operational, i might throw her one for the ol bucket list.

    Howd they get the hips to look like that tho? damn transformers

    lol made me laugh out loud

    if i don't know any better I would fuck IT too. if it whipped out a cock I would be sad but you're right maybe just whatever I've come this far lets finish the job
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Didn't you have your knife as well? You were just talking about enjoying knife fights. Why didn't anyone get CUT?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    man all the cool kids are smoking all these shatters and terpentines and crystalized THC and this and that I'm so behind the times

    I'm like uh hey want to smoke a bowl of regular just, its just weed, and I get laughed out of the Panera's lobby every time
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  15. Originally posted by Pete Green Did Rishambo smoke so much mef that he lost his front teeth already?

    He was digging into his gums with plyers and toothpicks years before he was homeless on meth. Dude spent his teenage years shoplifting benzedrex and tying phone cords around his balls while crossdressing and masturbating on STIMS . He sent me a picture of his idick and balls all swollen and bruised once on facebook
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  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Even if I bought a car, I wouldn't let you talk to me that way. If I was a car, we would have a different problem. The odd solution behind the prefix of the grand prix before the state of dominican belongs and resides upon you and you can talk to me if you want but you are still a car. (398)

    You don't talk anymore but you live in bakersfield California'! Don't hit me dad, I won't. Okay, now let's start the lysergamide.
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Are u guys gonna end up having to cohabitate for financial reasons n be like this?


    In all likelihood.
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    wanna talk on the phone? U can star 67 the call so I won't have your parent's cell phone number.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    dude i saw her today with a friend and they used me just to get some ecigarette enhancement nad left.
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