Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Happy birthday man! I personally don't even care about mine anymore. I hold no expectations so it's never a let down. Just another day.
Nah I'm talking about the day I got arrested. My birthday was the same day.
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Let me just say, meth is a helluva drug.
I still bust up laughing when I read this shit. I was out of my MOTHAFUCKIN mind. You just cant make this shit up. Here's what happened to me after zoklet.
http://imgur.com/gallery/L7U9IqH
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Just uploaded a video of the storm to my YouTube channel.. been a while since I shared some quality content with my subbies ❤️
I heard that storm on the east coast was pretty epic my sis said. Wheres your channel at miss lady?
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Since I'm now thinking about old stories here's a freebie:
The burly drunken guy in our part house liked to pants people. It was hilarious until it happened to you. The last time I ever saw him drink he wasn't wearing pants. I asked him why? He sd, "If you're not wearing pants no one can pants you." Flawless logic but he was the only person pantsing people.
One night, he pantses, (is that the past tense of pants? I don't know), he pantses Poast right in front of Poasts cousin. But he grabbed his underwear too by accident. So she got a full shot of Poasts dick and was mortified.
I think you could say either pantses or pantsed in that context.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
Fuck you.
Hey man just trying to help. Dont kill me. 😗
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
Hey why did headspin go to jail for 4 years why don't he want to talk about it obviously he does want to talk about it or he would not have mentioned that you went to jail for 4 years so just spit it out already
I already mentioned it earlier in this thread.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
You guys! I found the original footage and audio from Casper!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw
Ahhhhh that movie's great.
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We were close when I was younger. Last time I saw him I stole his credit card and took a greyhound out here to Cali and started this whole craziness I've been living since Jan 2014.
He had a trauma that left him with a PTSD type mental illness. I stopped talking to him for a while, talked to him again, stopped talking to him, etc. My sister basically stopped talking to him all together. He was a good guy, but he couldn't get a handle on his alcoholism and it eventually took his health from him. Over the last few years he basically was living off this lady in a pretty unhealthy lifestyle. Gained over 200 pounds, became diabetic... borderline serrosis... I knew he was slowly dying, his father died a little younger than him.
I dont know, I guess I'm good. I dont really feel one way or the other about it. I kind of let a lot of my attachment to him go emotionally over the years because I lost respect for him. He used to be so capable and intelligent when he wasn't drinking. He would have periods of sobriety and then blow everything on a long binge. Took me with him most of the time, and I just wanted to get high to begin with so I never really complained.
I've smoked weed with my dad, did ecstasy, smoked crack... drank obscene amounts of liquor. We talked about love, life, philosophy, music... spirituality... everything really. He was kind of my best friend at one point, and I think it was around then I stopped seeing him so much as a father figure.
He was in essence, potential unrealized. He gave up at some point, and to me that's the same thing as dying. Either way, he was my dad. It may sound fucked up but I am a little fucked up so I guess it only makes sense. I think he needed to die so that I can start growing. Time is strange, all these subjective events happening around a central energy I'm starting to recognize and follow.
My higher self would say, "So? Keep moving forward."
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I'm so glad I can actually be there for people. Feels good brah.
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So when I got out, it had already been over 4 and a half years since I got laid, been in a relationship, whatever. So naturally I turn to online dating, especially considering everything was getting put on lockdown because of the coronavirus.
Lots of dead ends, made a couple friends (although one isnt talking to me right now and I'm giving her some space, but I miss that girl, shes on a whole other level compared to most people I've met), and at that point there was one "woman" who I was talking to regularly. Someone who expressed interest in me and sounded like she wanted to continue going deeper.
Now, mind you, this woman, you would have never been able to tell she was ever a dude. She gave no hints other than asking me if I was open minded in the beginning. I asked her what she meant (which is basically obvious expression now to me) and she didnt explain.
She was Guatemala native, and there was a large translation gap between us so a lot of the things she would say I would chalk up to that. I guess I was naive about it, and maybe didnt want to think that there was any possibility for this person to be ts. I even remember at one point being slightly suspicious and from that moment held any emotional connection off until I knew for sure.
A couple weeks later it turned out that she was TS, and initially I got upset and asked her why she didnt tell me that at first. After a few moments reflection, I told her it was ok and that I understood, but that I just wasnt attracted to that type. She cried, and to he honest that TS was the most beautiful man I ever met and I dont give a fuck what ya'll think.
She was a good person, and not like most TS you meet who are all promiscuous and idk, you know how they act I guess.
My coworkers got a kick out of that story because they were following the whole thing along with me while i was talking to her. We all agreed that you would never had been able to tell unless she came out and said it.
Still single, still haven't been laid in 5 motha fuckin years. I'm chillin though, I'm not the type to force that type of thing and plus, I got the advantage to be picky about my next woman at this point.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
He was breakdancing lol.
I have pics of actual ladyboys from a pride parade I went to in Taipei but I can't post them
Why, they underage or something?
I can't wait to go to Thailand in a few years. Not for the ladyboys, but my mentor says I'll basically be a rockstar over there and get all the pussy I want.
Going to have to learn how to detect men in disguise well before I do though. Ive already been duped once since i got out. 😑
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I cant believe I bought a pokemon game... well it's done.
Pokemon sword here goes.
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Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN
You get the priveledge of my first upside down 100% custom free LOLcat. Working upsidedown was tricky but I feel I caught the mood and vibrance of your personality. Almost has a kafkaesque feel to it. Art deco if you will.
Its interesting that you say that... I had a acid/exctasy/mescaline trip that showed me the horrific terrors that await me at some point in the future.
Thank you!
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Originally posted by CASPER
i was trying to not just ignore her bc that seems immature and its really sweet shes checking up on me but i genuinely want to be left alone right now.
I would just go with that.
A friend of mine from the program called me crying this morning saying she hasn't been completely honest with everyone and that she has been drinking heavily every night for thr past two years. We all thought she had 4 years off everything, I honestly couldn't tell and in the type who also hides his addiction well. She wants me to go to an alano club with her tonight to collect a newcomer chick.
I'm kind of happy that I've gotten to a point where people trust me enough to go to with this type of stuff.
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I'll go back and read everything to get caught up. Might inspire me to do the poster thing.
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Sup recovery people... and interested parties.
I'm working my fourth step right now. We are making plans to get meetings going at the residence I live at soon. Probably on the weekends. I dont want to lead meetings or anything, but I think it will be good for me.
Edit - seeing that the confused smiley works here makes me all warm inside.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
I think its time
Are you guys trying to get her to post pics of them? 😅
Originally posted by gadzooks
Who exactly are you?
Just curious, not provoking.
I've been posting on totse since 2005, and I was a mod on zoklet. Same username. On totse I was Der Omerta.
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Trying to better myself in a lot of ways. Mainly the focus is interpersonal relationships and interactions socially. I want to be more fluid in the way I conduct myself, I think a large part of that is increasing my levels of discipline, patience and tolerance towards others.
Being mindful not to react to situations but be more responsive, as in to give a bit of distance in between the event and my choice of action.
I'm developing higher levels of awareness and insight when it comes to dealing with people and my emotions. I try to visualize what the best or proper method of action would be in situations.
Construction of a more fruitful future by networking and listening to those who have more wisdom and experience than myself. I dont mind following the leader if that person is good at what they do, and personable. For instance my boss, helluva guy with a totally unique story. I work my ass off for him knowing it wi pay of in so many ways. I get to see how he operates, help him however I can, and the dude has done serious time so I know when it comes down to it hes got my back.
Other shit too. Good to see you OP.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Hello Grylls #3🌹
Haha... damn.
No, though, I'm not. Though I would like to torture him slowly.
Edit - are you saying that because I'm talking to an Asian woman who is distant?
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2020-05-27 at 7:21 AM UTC
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Fortnite on switch
Looking for people to join up with.
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