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2020-06-08 at 3:07 PM UTC in Who/What are you fuckin at the moment?
Originally posted by CASPER Idk if im taking too much or whatever but the testosterone has made me crazy.
I had this rubber block that i think came with something i ordered. This soft silicone rubber, like 10 inch cube. And one day my brain was just like “itd probably feel good to stab a hole and shove your dick in that”. Like a ghetto fleshlight. N then i decided the shame would be too great, so i just beat off to stepsister creampie and facefuck porn and went to work.
Tl;dr- absolutely nothing. To an almost insanity inducing degree. but if i end up putting a wig on a volleyball and duct taping it to a cardboard box with the silicone block, ill take a picture first.
Oh. My God. 🤣The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-08 at 3 PM UTC in I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthdayAw just be patient I'm sure she'll let you see everything if you keep being the sweet dude you are.
Not going to lie bro my opinion of you has changed immensely.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-07 at 8:20 AM UTC in Who/What are you fuckin at the moment?Suffer the consequences, as I always have. It's entirely possible my mental and emotional deficiencies are nothing but the result of a collective gangfuck/drain from psychotic ex-lovers. Footprints of the soul. I have been thoroughly stepped on. Woe is me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-06 at 5:39 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-06 at 5 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just realized there has been some word replacement going on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-06 at 3:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by CASPER THATS THE DEFINITION OF FEAR YA DUMB
Im pretty much an introvert and that sounds like an awful way to live.
i domt really “need” people irl, but if i didnt get social i teraction online i think id go (further) downhill mentally pretty quickly.
I consider myself to be an introverted extrovert. I'm also a bit of a line wolf, but much less so than I used to be. I dont really reach out to people, but I dont reject people who reach out to me either. It seems a lot of people like reaching out to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-06 at 3:14 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Technologist I read this earlier and said, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Its fucked up how I'm so willing to shut on everybody I love and throw all I've worked for down the toilet at a moment's notice.
Casper you ain't permafried brotha, that dude with the head lice aint you by comparison unless comparing a turd to a bowl of honey.
I mean I dont know you exceptionally well or anything, but I remember you back in the day and you were always on it. Even now you seem like you still got your mind and head about you. Motivation can be a key factor into wanting to tap into what were capable of. I personally have issues with that. Some days I feel the repair I've done to my brain over the years away from the heavy meth use, and some days in in such a fog that I wonder if I'll ever be able to have a normal fucking life. Either way dude, you cant compare yourself to unfortunate fuckers like ththe one you mentioned. You're worth more than that, guaranteed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-06 at 3:01 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by CASPER Ah. Arent you still on probation? As much id like to get fucked up and melt away into something other than the grinding poppimg ball of fat and fire and pain i am right now, the prospect of getting sucked back in to that whole fucked up tornado and losing another 13 years scares the shit out of me.
Take that for what its worth. It took a lot of work to get you where you are now. Being able to be there for people n stuff.
Yeah I ended up just going to sleep. I got triggered by something which is no longer bothering me. Something I need to watch out for in the future. I really dont want to get high, even though I know I can get away with it. It's not the point, I owe it to my family first of all. Second I'm just tired man, it's too much work maintaining dual lives. I like the steadiness and consistency that sobriety brings. Plus if I just kick back there are so many blessings coming my way.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-06 at 4:52 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER But i dont have any curare for my darts
source?
PM me.
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Why stick with a micro shot? Or are you going the silicon valley way and trying to think outside the box? But only a *little*.
Harm reduction tactics.
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It is if you make a solution. I used vodka. You'll probably be a bit off but just aim on the weaker side to be safe. Experiment till you find a dose.
Good to know.
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Holy fuck. I just had the owners new guy watching the property come around and start trimming the 'tree'. The 'tree' that right against against the window. I was on the porch smoking and he asked if he could cut the smaller branches from the bedroom window I never open.
"Yeah! Sure!" He was still trimming hedges and said he'd be up after. Oh fuck. I have a fucking cat that will get me evicted.
"Do you just want me to do it? I'm a bit peculiar about my place." He agrees. And I end up leaning out a second story trying to saw off branches with a small hand saw. It sucked but I've assured this kitties life or one more night.
I guess the lesson I'm learning is put the cat in front of anything, money, drugs, almost being kicked out, You know. I'm giving a lot to that fucking cat and it all it does it take.
Can you draw a 100% custom lolcat on your cat's face? Sharpie suggested if you end up doing it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-05 at 5:47 AM UTC in Sup?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 2:13 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI think possums have an off switch. In all actuality you probably scared the shit out of it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 2:09 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHey did you scream at the top of your lungs when you were chucking all your possessions at it?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 1:50 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHahaha. Cracked me up again. Reminds me of when I was locked up this Nigerian staff member through a chair across a window to try and scare a fam of raccoons away in our courtyard. From my perspective in the day room all I see is a chair go flying across it. I look up from what I was doing and said, "Did any of you just see that?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 3:43 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by CandyRein Yup I sure have ..when I first moved here so I was like 20..
It was the craziest thing because I watch a chair literally float my window.. like it was a big window and this chair floats by like slow motion.. real life wizard of oz feeling..
I was the only one who didn’t have a cordless phone and my neighbors used to talk chit but guess what… LOL..I was the only one with a phone when power was out for a week..
Who’s laughing now 😂😭
I had like my whole neighborhood using my phone lol
Aw how nice of you. 🤣
I'm in a good mood and picturing the chair cracked me up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 11:42 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by mmQ I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
Oof.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-04 at 11:43 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by CASPER Yeah thats the fucking worst. Hope makes everything hit harder. I think its why i maintain a fatalistic view of life. If i assume im already fucked, im not as disappointed when things dont go the way i want.
Oh yeah for sure. I like to think myself a realist, and I'm pretty certain we're all fucked on a grand scale.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-05 at 4:40 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-06-05 at 5:30 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 5:41 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-05 at 5:45 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I'm the squeegee killah mofuckas.
Worst birthday ever by the way.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
