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2020-05-28 at 2:11 AM UTC in How are you guys bettering yourselves?
Originally posted by Headspin Was that just how it worked out timing wise or were there some significant events leading up to that time period for you?
Oh noooooo, I was YDS, young, dumb, and stupid. I was that kid that had to learn the hard way. I was addicted to coke in my 20s, but overcame it. Made so many mistakes that only hurt myself, almost self destructive. But I became humbled by the end of my 20s. 30s were smooth sailing! -
2020-05-28 at 1:54 AM UTC in If you started going to totse or imageboards after 2006 you're an eternal newfag
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2020-05-28 at 1:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentthey wouldThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-28 at 1:50 AM UTC in How are you guys bettering yourselves?I have good insuranceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-28 at 1:43 AM UTC in How are you guys bettering yourselves?I'm worsening myself. It builds characterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-27 at 8:47 PM UTC in I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthday/resub
Idk, they do so many different ones and it’s so expensive due to licensing fees such as star wars etc
You might like this one
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2020-05-27 at 7:57 PM UTC in I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthdayYou guise give the worst adviceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-27 at 7:08 PM UTC in Glossary of Homeless people in my neighborhoodThere is a regular cast of characters around here like Seinfeld and I would like to start documenting their antics.
La Dame Qui Crie - A woman that screams non stop in french, sounds like she's having a serious argument with demons. People always look at her because it sounds like she's screaming bloody murder and being raped but she just walks around and even stops at crosswalks while shouting to herself.
Mr. Tweek - A homeless guy that likes to get high on meth, harass old people and remove bricks from the local park. He has almost single handedly dismantled a local park in my neighborhood, unscrewed random things, took apart a bench, removes bricks and rips trashcans out of the concrete. The city keeps trying to put it back together but he has really done a number on the place. He must have been doing this for years, i see him around a lot. He pushed me once when I wouldn't give him a nickel.
Buttman - This man has a look of desperation on his face at all times and he always hangs around the concrete tree circles walking around them clockwise staring intently on the pile of discarded cigarette butts, just endlessly walking around them like he's trying to summon more. Sometimes he sits down and goes through them one by one. I would toss him a pack of smokes but I think it might break the space time continuum. The man is so desperate he's not even trying to summon a cigarette, just the used butts. I see him almost every day doing his dance, kinda like this
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2020-05-27 at 3:55 PM UTC in I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthdayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-27 at 7:22 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-25 at 9:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wow no surprise, being a piece of shit makes you feel like a piece of shit. Protip: You're a piece of shit.
Stop being a piece of shit and your problems will go away.
Would it make you feel better if i told you he's not a 'piece of shit' because he enjoys being malicious? Not sure if Sudo will appreciate me saying this but i have no ill-intent towards him. But the risk seeking behavior, and short term reward stuff including the drugs are a short term cope that's effective at calming the storm inside his head. He doesn't have to do these things but in a way he kind of does. It's a way to regulate his emotions. You might think 'grow up', but it's not as simple as that. It may seem juvenile to you but some people can't help but experience emotions in a profoundly different way than other people, the positive ones and the negative ones. He's trying to balance out the extremes of his mind.
Don't just write him off as a piece of shit just because you don't understand the internal dynamics that precipitate this kind of behavior. Yes some people act this way because they are assholes, and some act this way because the story is a lot more complicated than; "Oh he's selfish and doesn't care about what other people feel, therefore..."
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2020-05-25 at 3:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI used to not give a fuck but now Im super superstitious about fucking on a period. Bad things have almost always happened to me after doing this and the Quran forbids it.
In other news, I've been working like a dog, progressing in my addiction and community standing and fighting with women. My former sidebitch calls me every day for some reason or another despite the fact shes sort of in a relationship with a business associate. She makes it very known she wants me to basicallu move in with her next month when she moves. Havent fucked her in months and I try not to show any affection beyond what youd show a friend youve fucked a few dozen times. She called me tonight after having a breakdown and going AWOL and disappearing and people were calling me asking where she was like I would know. My actual girlfriend is losing her mind on me all the time. I really don't think it's going to work out and I tell her this and she freaks out and emotionally manipulates me to stay and be miserable with her. I've given up on the relationship almost entirely. We need to move on but its so fucking hard for her. Because of circumstances we would still need to see each other but I really want to just keep it moving. Shes someone I care about and want to do well but not to the point of hurting myself, which is all that's been happening. I try to rip the bandaid off and it results in a breakdown.
Literally fuck with 2 pretty girls with on and off drug problems who will threaten suicide if I ignore them. They are part of a long fucking pattern. I want to lie down and hide out and disappear from the world for a few days. Really just want a hotel and some books, pills and a hot tub and rough sex. Havent been eating much. Everyone thinks Im such a fucking success story (which I submit I am in a lot of ways) but I feel absolutely tortured. Im so tired of being the bigger man when everyone around me is so small minded. I feel trapped but in a new way. Did I mention my immature desire to disappear? -
2020-05-11 at 2:33 AM UTC in How are you guys bettering yourselves?His StruggleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-30 at 12:38 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN 1- hydro failing to shoot herself in the head
post the story.
Living with hydro was chaos. Fighting was a regular occurrence, and the whole experience felt like one big powder keg. I could go on about how she once pulled out her hair in a Walmart parking lot whilst screaming at the top of her lungs "I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE OH WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING KILL ME". Or I could get into the time she groped me inside of a (different) Walmart while I was telling her to stop. I distinctly remember the look on this old woman's face at checkout. Just pure, abject horror. Had the genders been reversed it would have been a different story, but I digress.
This story started with ice cream. I don't remember what kind it was, but I do remember that I was high on clonazepam when I sent hydro a picture of my glorious sundae while she was at work. It had strawberry jelly, streaks of chocolate, and sprinkles, I'm pretty sure. Don't really remember if it was delicious or not, but I've no doubt it was. This sundae was my grand mistake. Had things turned out differently, it could've very well been the mistake that led to hydro's death because evidently, I used the last of the ice cream.
This was absolutely the last straw for hydro. I distinctly remember her banshee scream, "DID YOU EAT THE LAST OF MY FUCKING ICE CREAM?" It was midnight. I did not even remember making the ice cream. This did not deter hydro.
I tried to reason with her, telling her that it was only ice cream after all. She started stomping through the house asking, "Where's the gun? Where's the fucking gun?" I knew where the gun was. It was on top of the fridge. But I wasn't about to tell her, she'd already pointed a gun at me twice before. It was only a .22 5-shot revolver 'bout the size of my palm. But I wasn't taking that risk, so I-
actually... this is a different night lol. I don't think she found the gun this night. OOPS. I will update with the real story after dinner.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-29 at 9:15 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Vitamin G 1- hydro failing to shoot herself in the head
Sounds pretty hard to fuck that up. My vote is for this story.
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN The fact you would make a wild claim that it was me who would do such unspeakable acts really shows what a piece of shit you are you degenerate fuck.
I thought this was a hate-free zone, bro. But whatevs, the story's still funny even if you're pretending it was me instead of you. You don't need to lie to kick it. You're the one that told me "if you can't live something down, you might as well live it up."
It was pretty inspirational when you marched into work the next day and preemptively told ALL of our coworkers about buttchugging a forty, so that you could frame it as bragging instead of allowing them to make fun of you for it. Whatever happened to the big swinging dick you used to be?
A true embarrassing story about me from back in the day is when me and you dressed up as Batman and Robin for the premiere of Dark Knight Rises. I'm pretty sure I never told you about what happened after the movie.
We showed up drunk. I had cans of beer loaded into my utility belt, and accidently burst one while we were walking over people to get to our seats. I accused the people I doused in beer of spilling their drinks on me.
Eventually I got blackout drunk before the movie ended, ditched you and sat in the aisle next to some girl so I could hold her hand. Don't remember shit after that, but I woke up naked in her bed the next day. She was PISSED at me for some reason.
I asked her what's up, and she's like "YOU SHIT IN MY BED!"
I look over all the evidence, and know I'm usually pretty good about not pissing or shitting myself while drunk. Look at the remains of my batman suit. Seems I must have sharted at some point.
I asked the girl if I took off the batman suit, and she said "no, it looked uncomfortable so I took it off for you."
I pointed out that it's obvious I sharted long before I got in her bed, so it's basically her fault there's skid marks in her bed. To this day I maintain my innocence in the crime of shitting the bed any time that story gets brought up.
Also to this day, I've never been able to sit through an entire showing of Dark Knight Rises without getting blackout drunk. I've seen it like 5 times, and still don't know how it ends. -
2019-01-26 at 7:39 AM UTC in Random image thread
