I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
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-SpectraL
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Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
The only thing growing stronger is your black stench
You're the real stinker, kid.
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
this was 9 weeks ago and i was in the ATL sanitizing after touching every single surface now im touching shit with no abandon and going straight to my face with it and more worried about a race war/dictatorship scenario than fake ass covid.
i never would have guessed in a million years.
samesies. idgaf anymore. Everything is fucking exhausting. Seems like everyone is just slipping riht into the roles theyre supposed to play. Protestors smashing shit. Saying fuck whote people. White people saying fuck niggers. Cops beating the shit out of peaceful people.
Its a trip. People keep asking how im handling everything n im just like “im gravy. I was a heroin addict for 13 years. I take to chaos like a fish to water”.
If it was a couple years ago id be out there getting paid.
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Friend had a girl come over to tutor him at our party house during hs. Little did she know house was full of drunk and high delinquent dudes. She was a good sport, but drunk friend ended up making out with her and going u der her shirt to cup some titty.
He asked me afterwards if he had sexually assaulted her and i said “yeah i think so prolly”
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Originally posted by Headspin
So when I got out, it had already been over 4 and a half years since I got laid, been in a relationship, whatever. So naturally I turn to online dating, especially considering everything was getting put on lockdown because of the coronavirus.
Lots of dead ends, made a couple friends (although one isnt talking to me right now and I'm giving her some space, but I miss that girl, shes on a whole other level compared to most people I've met), and at that point there was one "woman" who I was talking to regularly. Someone who expressed interest in me and sounded like she wanted to continue going deeper.
Now, mind you, this woman, you would have never been able to tell she was ever a dude. She gave no hints other than asking me if I was open minded in the beginning. I asked her what she meant (which is basically obvious expression now to me) and she didnt explain.
She was Guatemala native, and there was a large translation gap between us so a lot of the things she would say I would chalk up to that. I guess I was naive about it, and maybe didnt want to think that there was any possibility for this person to be ts. I even remember at one point being slightly suspicious and from that moment held any emotional connection off until I knew for sure.
A couple weeks later it turned out that she was TS, and initially I got upset and asked her why she didnt tell me that at first. After a few moments reflection, I told her it was ok and that I understood, but that I just wasnt attracted to that type. She cried, and to he honest that TS was the most beautiful man I ever met and I dont give a fuck what ya'll think.
She was a good person, and not like most TS you meet who are all promiscuous and idk, you know how they act I guess.
My coworkers got a kick out of that story because they were following the whole thing along with me while i was talking to her. We all agreed that you would never had been able to tell unless she came out and said it.
Still single, still haven't been laid in 5 motha fuckin years. I'm chillin though, I'm not the type to force that type of thing and plus, I got the advantage to be picky about my next woman at this point.
Great post. I'll give you a free 100% custom LOLcat in THE LONGEST THREAD IN THE INTERNET. But I'm not in the mood right now.
If you have anything specific you want 100% free custom LOLcatted send it my way. It's been a rough day for me.
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watching the riots eating nachos getting drunk and loading ammo, enjoying tje spectacle.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
It too big.
Imma make it fit tho.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by WellHung
Hey I never said that
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Originally posted by Headspin
Thanks, glad I could finally make it to the party. Where is my 100% custom LOLcat? I require initiation to feel truly accepted.
You get the priveledge of my first upside down 100% custom free LOLcat. Working upsidedown was tricky but I feel I caught the mood and vibrance of your personality. Almost has a kafkaesque feel to it. Art deco if you will.
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Fuck. The girl is texting me again.
I know im going to say something mean.
She says shes sad bc we dont talk anymore.
Ive said we dont talk bc i dont talk to anyone bc i feel like shit and normal happy people create a fucked up frame of reference for how fucked up and unhappy i really am.
what i want to say: It shouldnt make you sad. We barely know each other. Youre really sweet but we know nothing about each other, weve barely seen each other in almost 15 years, and we only talked because you were lonely and i was trying to fuck you. Just let me hibernate for a bit jesus fuck.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by POLECAT
only one proof pic counts tho and ur side steppin it like its gonna show you may have shown us another dudes cock and said it was urins
Even further proof its me
fagit
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Originally posted by Headspin
Well now I have things in perspective a little bit as to who is who around here and from the past. I feel at home, sort of.
Fuck you faggot.
Page 64 bitches!
(I would like to apologize to my friends and family for this comment. It does not represent who I am as a person and further, I would like to apologize to my mother. She raised me better than this and she now looks at me with a hint of disdain in her eyes. I hope to one day make it right through my actions but it's going to take time. My apologies to everyone.)
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Originally posted by Sock Puppet
I crash truck but slow and no one care
you didnt crash it hard enough
go try again at a higher rate of speed
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I crash truck but slow and no one care
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wen i poist about weed === mold cos i dont afford real weede
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Originally posted by Headspin
Hm. Hope everything is alright now.
It is, it’s all gone👍🏻
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It's an anti feminist incel movement that believes modern women have bad values and destroy traditional families.
Like most people I know are single and the women aren't interested in dating because they focus on their career and don't need no man. And I read on feminist subreddits that women are disgusted by thirsty men that just want sex and feel like they are vilified for being single.
It's quite the quandary
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