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I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthday

  1. 2020-05-27 at 4:10 PM UTC
    #121
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls but having dick on your mind all the time does make you kinda gay

    not at all.

    i see it all the time i pee.

    and now i scratch it.
  2. 2020-05-27 at 4:13 PM UTC
    #122
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not at all.

    i see it all the time i pee.

    and now i scratch it.

    Why does your dick itch?

    I can understand scratching your balls but if your dick itches maybe you should get it checked out
  3. 2020-05-27 at 7:04 PM UTC
    #123
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Man I have to mail them separately because of the weight




    I think I should bubble wrap it, yeah gonna bubble wrap it
  4. 2020-05-27 at 7:08 PM UTC
    #124
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Why does your dick itch?

    I can understand scratching your balls but if your dick itches maybe you should get it checked out

    pubic hairs are bitches.
  5. 2020-05-27 at 7:16 PM UTC
    #125
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny pubic hairs are bitches.

    But your dick shouldn’t itch, I haven’t shaved in about 7 months and I’m a hairy fucker
  6. 2020-05-27 at 7:24 PM UTC
    #126
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I sprayed some cologne on the inside of the bday card, good idea? Or faggy idea?
  7. 2020-05-27 at 7:35 PM UTC
    #127
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls But your dick shouldn’t itch, I haven’t shaved in about 7 months and I’m a hairy fucker

    i cut my hairs to about 5mm and they poke against my dick sometimes.
  8. 2020-05-27 at 7:36 PM UTC
    #128
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i cut my hairs to about 5mm and they poke against my dick sometimes.

    Why do you cut your pubes if no one is ever gonna see your dick?
  9. 2020-05-27 at 7:47 PM UTC
    #129
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls Why do you cut your pubes if no one is ever gonna see your dick?

    when they grow too long they get caught up in my foreskin and get pulled.
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  10. 2020-05-27 at 7:51 PM UTC
    #130
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grylls I sprayed some cologne on the inside of the bday card, good idea? Or faggy idea?

    gay. spray the cologne on ur balls instead, then dunk them gently onto the card no more than 6 times. You dont want it to be overpowering. Just the hint of a musk.
  11. 2020-05-27 at 7:57 PM UTC
    #131
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    You guise give the worst advice
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  12. 2020-05-27 at 8:01 PM UTC
    #132
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    cologne in a card is gay. If youre gonna even attempt that, you should just rub ur arm on it so it smells like it was accidental rather than you spraying it on there intentionally like a woman sending a letter to her husband during the American civil war.
  13. 2020-05-27 at 8:04 PM UTC
    #133
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    /unsub
  14. 2020-05-27 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #134
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what should i buy as my first lego set
  15. 2020-05-27 at 8:47 PM UTC
    #135
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    /resub


    Idk, they do so many different ones and it’s so expensive due to licensing fees such as star wars etc

    You might like this one

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  16. 2020-05-27 at 8:50 PM UTC
    #136
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood what should i buy as my first lego set

  17. 2020-05-27 at 8:56 PM UTC
    #137
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. 2020-05-27 at 9:02 PM UTC
    #138
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I didn't know they made a set based on wariat
  19. 2020-05-28 at 7:29 AM UTC
    #139
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I didn't know they made a set based on wariat

    Is the 3rd pic some sort of orgy?
  20. 2020-05-28 at 7:31 AM UTC
    #140
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Is that the wrongly accused and sent to San Quentin advent calendar
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