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2020-03-24 at 1:18 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
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2020-03-09 at 9:20 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
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2020-03-09 at 8:46 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Erm wrong, the one I just mentioned in Houston the kid died…as for the 111 incidents last year, several died…
Again it's a common thing now…1 every 3 days…it's only the 'big' ones that make the news now (like the ones you mentioned)…the problem hasn't gone away and i'll wager they'll be at least 1 "big" one this year too.
woopdee doodoo. more people die from flesh-eating bacteria and zombified brain-eating amoebas.
there is no problem that needs to go away -
2020-03-09 at 8:44 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
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2020-03-09 at 8:43 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Last place I worked we had MSDS on everything, from individual toners in the printer to shredder oil. The HR manager wouldn't allow us to even have bleach in the bathrooms, as it was a safety hazard. The toilets were stinky too!
where i work they have some of the most toxic chemicals that exist in human technology. (isocyanates for one...10%-plus sodium hypochlorite...high concentrations of assorted acids...14-pH alkaline powders...)
before anyone is allowed to use the high-end toxo-shits they have to go through a course, pass a test, demonstrate they know how to wear the proper PPE while using it, and demonstrate they know what to do if theres an oopsie.
fast forward to after theyre certified: literally not a single person wears their issued respirator, specialty repellent gloves, or goggles. -
2020-03-09 at 8:39 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
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2020-03-09 at 8:38 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes the first thing you should do when starting a new job is to pick a fight with the biggest guy there
considering the personalities...and physical traits...of the posters on this side, better advice would be to find the biggest guy, take a knee, open wide, and do their best impression of a hoover vacuum. -
2020-03-09 at 8:32 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Real girls are awful and treat guys their own age like shit. It isn't the primary function of guys to entertain girls, especially while getting nothing in return. Girls are incredibly entitled, you have no idea. If you are surprised so many guys are nopeing out and having less and less to do with girls you simply don't have enough exposure to what it is like. About the only sensible way to approach girls is as a fuccboi, if you try to actually interact with them you'll have a bad time.
this is why undocumented orifice exploration is becoming the new vogue -
2020-03-09 at 8:31 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbilaccording to the OP and the thread title, they are advertising for someone who can thrust with hearty vigor and rigidity.
my qualifications are that i rent my pelvis out as a pile driver to large construction projects when its not being used to pulverize the hip bones of those so inclined. -
2020-03-09 at 7:52 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbilwho else is disappointed the casualty numbers are so low
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2020-03-09 at 7:51 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace baboons, bison, bears, rats, caribou, cats, cattle, chimp, dolphins, dogs, elephants, fox, giraffe, goat, gorillas, horses, koala, lion, orangutans, orca, panda, raccoon, chickens, emus, penguins, ostrich, doves, swans, turkeys, seagulls, anglerfish, salmon, bearded dragons, geckos, garter snakes, rattlesnakes, water moccasin, turtles, frogs, toads, and humans.
no one wants to see your list of potential sex partners
