Posts by purple gerbil

2020-03-25 at 12:54 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what are you too weak to open them yourself ?

i dont want broken teeth marks on my ballsack

2020-03-25 at 12:45 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by snab_snib i just got a call from my bosses boss. he wants me to come in tomorrow and sign a NDA to start working a second shift doing patrols of the corporate property for forty dollars an hour on a 3 month contract. that's more than i make as a flag technician, and i'm not allowed to talk to my coworkers about this. have any of you done this sort of gig? he told me i'd be expected to carry, which a lot of people do where i work anyways, but this would be overnight stuff. he said he has a tricked out g-wagon with light turrets that i'd be driving… sounds like a great deal. could be extremely boring, just patrolling empty buildings all night.

pics or it didnt happen

no security guard doing legal security work makes $40 an hour. hell, a beginner USSS agent starts at $25 an hour...and about the same for a 'bodyguard'

2020-03-24 at 4:25 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by -SpectraL How does that work? You throw the tactical dildo at female and/or gay soldiers?

beat them unconscious then jam hilt-deep into orifice of choice

i just want a cop to have to write all that down on an incident report

2020-03-24 at 4:08 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Ahhhh would be stanky! Probably hasnt had the dust knocked out in a long thyme!

those are the best ones

drop it in soft then when it gets hard enjoy the symphony of cracking bones and tearing connective tissue

2020-03-24 at 4:07 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or someone without alternatives.

if someone needs a gun that badly go find someone with a gun use a baseball bat on them until theyre either willing to give up the gun or unable to stop it from being taken

2020-03-24 at 4:04 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so its possible to replace hammer and anvil with switches and electrods.

if someone doesnt care about reliability it is

2020-03-24 at 4:01 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by Technologist This, this is exactly why I believe you are a rapist. You are raping her of consent to post that pic. You have absolutely no respect for any woman. You beat up woman and even have been convicted of it.

stfu and post your crotch-cavern cobweb jamboree

2020-03-24 at 3:59 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by Bill Krozby can you do one where your dick is inside of your asshole?

do one where my dick is inside your asshole

2020-03-24 at 3:57 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by Sudo Those are slow and impractical. If you bring a shotgun to a gunfight you will definitely lose. You basically get one shot with a shotgun and sawed offs can shoot off center and split the barrel. It's really a terrible choice if you're planning a war for the global elites. That's the type of gun they WANT you to have, and sawing it off makes it illegal enough for them to take it from you. A .22 is much better, even if it's single action

you can stop giving terrible advice now

2020-03-24 at 3:55 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by Sudo I can't imagine anything happening that SWIM isn't equipped for. Will run out of ammo before he runs out of context specific strapolas

being ductaped in the lithotomy position while your helplessly exposed orifices are relentlessly plundered asunder

post how youd respond

2020-03-24 at 3:54 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by Fox US government bans stockpiling supplies

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/barr-says-doj-will-go-after-coronavirus-price-gougers-hoarders

another kikeburg article of fear mongering

We’re talking about people hoarding these goods and materials on an industrial scale for the purposes of manipulating the market and ultimately driving windfall profits,

2020-03-24 at 3:49 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes but that could be anybodys USP.

true

2020-03-24 at 3:48 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i can imagine what you do to make your local cops like you.

orifice donation

2020-03-24 at 3:47 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny can solid propellants be ignited with electricity / hot elements ?

they do it all the time in model rocketry

2020-03-24 at 3:18 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by snab_snib yeah, i've heard you can start a tabletop FFL pretty easily. i'm gonna look into it.

if the local cops like you its easy as pie.

2020-03-24 at 3:09 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by snab_snib wew. i ordered a beretta from a supplier who also sells brand new machine guns, and i hadn't noticed on the page that 'this is for law enforcement and military customers only', because why the fuck would a beretta pistol be restricted. but, they took my money and it's shipped anyways.

they sell M249 machine guns for 7700 dollars and MP5A2's for 1800. colt M4 automatic carbines for 1100. i have to figure out what hoop i jump through to get my hands on the real shit.

because either 1) it was produced with a 10+ round mag during the cliton ban or 2) it was produced at a certain price-point exclusive to a contract sale.

start your own company and get a class-III license under its name. thats what all the cool kids are doing.

2020-03-24 at 3:02 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by 🐿 Donnie always talking bout my ass or me in someway.

Dying of thirst.

open wide.

i have a testicular tsunami thatll quench your thirst.

bring your own water wings.

2020-03-24 at 2:58 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by aldra almost exactly a project I'm working on

the problem with caseless liquid/gas propellant is lack of comparable energy to smokeless powder. between electrical requirements (batteries) and lack of reliability as compared to conventional primers.

i used to have the entire treatise of unclassified publications some military unit literally threw in the trash from their experiments and tests on various liquid propellants and how utterly and absurdly difficult it was to use liquid propellant...properly measured...to be ignited with electricity.

2020-03-24 at 2:54 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what r u trying to show.

holstered USP45

2020-03-24 at 2:40 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: purple gerbil

purple gerbil Yung Blood (banned)

Originally posted by -SpectraL They would put you into a boat and then put your feet in a bucket of cement as they made gentle conversation, and by the time you reached the deepest part of the ocean, your cement would be dry. Then… over you go.

usually they would be given copious amounts of alcohol.

i read that on the internezts

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