because he's a simp and I have a bigger dick than him. It's so hot in that factory I'm going to wear a tank top and show that bitch whats up, I come from tuff town, I'm getting it tatted on my right bicep
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
If shit happens again tonight I'm just going to tell the boss (a fag) that I'm gay and I just left my boyfriend for a prettier younger fag with a tighter ass and §m£ÂgØL has been stalking me..
Is that a... customer... of some sort???
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I've been there for a week now and I'm not sure if I'm jumping out of the frying pan into the frying pan kinda thing but luckily marc ropollo said I can come back because he was training me for sxsw but thats not happening, the reason why i did it was because my friend knows a gont that wanted me to work the graveyard shift with him and I start the grave yard shift monday so im just chilling this weekend. I was so tired getting there at 7 in the morning I fell asleep multiple times during the speeches they were giving because it was so boring and I was tired, they were like Doug.. are we not enough fun for you? I was just like can we get to machines so we eventually did and its monkey work but on saturdays its time and a half and sunday is double time so... I think I will try to pull it off. I had to go to baby alcupolocaos for my lunch break to have a couple of tacos and a couple of brews to stop the shakes so they wouldn't think I'm coming down from something when I was working the machines
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cat in heat or some shit so starts making horrendous noise at 4am wake up between 6 and 9am yell SHUT THE FUCK UP GRACIE exclaim UGHHHH FUCKING CHRIST bc my whole body hurts. check phone to make sure i still dont have any friends roll over and see if anything is good on youtube: “black trans-femme asexual cripple standup slam poet spills the tea on rapper Blueface”- Buzzfeed Question for a moment if im in some absurd surrealist nightmare Eat whatever leftover food is laying on the bed Get up Methadone/ pills Go to the kitchen and see if theres any healthy-ish food that i dont have to physically prepare myself play with Gracie/brush for fleas eat Check to see if i have clean clothes to wear to work. Sniff test to see if they are acceptable or whether i need to actually do laundry Shower oil and moisturize my gross scalp and beard. shea butter my scaly face. Tell myself im gonna watch a movie or do something fun before work but just end up laying down and listening to podcasts and sleeping for another hour. wake up realize im late to work say fuck it watch youtube videos about triggered liberals for another 30 min sigh heavily eat a few ibuprofen a d cbd oil slog out the door to work. work Start altercations with customers who annoy me do this for 8 hours askif mom needs anything from the store frozen food or fast food for dinner Go to bed
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Originally posted by Misterigh
If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?
no, because a virgin would not be at a bar, and you can't rape a woman who isn't virgin. the only question here is - where is the father, brother, or husband? the only woman that has a legitimate reason to be at a bar is a prostitute. and you can't rape a prostitute. so you're good.
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