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Sexual Assault

  1. #1
    Misterigh Houston
    If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?
  2. #2
    Splam African Astronaut
    Not necessarily. A good lawyer will get you off on mental illness.
  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    severe mental illness?
  4. #4
    Splam African Astronaut
    Pretty sure any lawyer could just point to your account on this forum to prove mental illness.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    especially if he prints out forum threads and leaves them around town in a binder wt random.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "I was trying to slide a gift card down the front of her pants"
  7. #7
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misterigh If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?

    no, because a virgin would not be at a bar, and you can't rape a woman who isn't virgin. the only question here is - where is the father, brother, or husband? the only woman that has a legitimate reason to be at a bar is a prostitute. and you can't rape a prostitute. so you're good.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Misterigh Houston
    All is good and it did not cost me a single goft card.
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I think it would matter, legally speaking, if she did or did not have a mouse trap taped to her thigh and whether or not there was bruising on your fingers.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Misterigh If I were at a bar drinking at a table and a girl with her friends sat down at the same table and I causually slid my hand into her crouch and began rubbing, could this be considered sexual assault?

    If it's under the table it's her word against yours...deny deny deny.
  12. #12
    cigreting Dark Matter
    real quality thread m8
    did you just get bailed out and scared now?
  13. #13
    Splam African Astronaut
    Well it's important to know your rights. If you can get a doctor to diagnose you with aspergers or autism, it's basically a get out of jail free card in most any situation.
  14. #14
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by cigreting real quality thread m8
    did you just get bailed out and scared now?

    No.
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