2019-11-24 at 9:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr
Coughing has a strange taste like phlegmblood. It has a strong iron taste to it
The only iron you're gonna taste
Is a 45
In your FACE
Sippin cough syrup, thinking you're Ace
But all you're gonna get
Is a spray of MACE
Thats right.
In your FACE
Creeping Facebook stabbing girls
Cuz u cant
Get
LAID
The shitty white race
Cant even get
To third base
Cause you've got sploo
Who can't
Tie a shoe lace
WORD
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2019-11-24 at 9:24 PM UTC
Now, this is a story all about how
My ass got whipped-turned inside out
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a guy with chest-hair
Sewers of rodentia born and raised
In the storm drain was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Parachutin' some 8-balls outside of the school
When a girl named hydro who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little rape and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle with chest-hair'
2019-11-24 at 9:30 PM UTC
Cigar? Lit.
Fedora? Tipped.
Tie? Fixed.
Stockmarket? Rigged.
Car? Jacked.
Gat? Packed.
Clip? Big.
Wig? Split.
2019-11-24 at 9:39 PM UTC
Sophie is a pedophile
shits his pants
has no style
fat gentile
gets turned on by juveniles
2019-11-24 at 9:43 PM UTC
In space your problems can be rhymed away.
-Socrates
2019-11-24 at 9:49 PM UTC
one, two, buckle my shoe
three, four, your mom's a whore
five, six, suck my dicks
seven, eight, masturbate
nine, ten, CNN
2019-11-24 at 10:16 PM UTC
oh I had this typed a few days ago and forgot about it. oops
I tried the cabbage patch kids cereal because it keeps stalking me in the grocery store
I don't even buy processed food
For starters it's very expensive. it's 4.99 for 11 oz, which is 4.99/lb for like 1350 calories per box. for cereal.
processed cereal.
anyway, the thing that surprised me not knowing what to expect but having expectations anyway was that it is SOUR. every single piece is doused in sour, the same kind they use on the candy but much finer. The candy kind of tastes like fruit loops but differenter and it will destroy every shred of your gums, at least it did when I ate it bear style. I can't tell eating it that way and dividing all the pieces whether or not the different colours have different corresponding flavours. It's pretty gay and has less than 1g of protein and fiber per serving it couldnt be any more worthless as "food", it gets gross really fast
2019-11-24 at 10:27 PM UTC
I just wanted to put down for the record that I am the undisputed rap king of NIS.
2019-11-24 at 10:31 PM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I've visited him IRL. His main home is probably bigger and nicer than anything you've ever been in.
just how many times have you been pounded by members of this site or their spouses
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