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Posts by MexicanMasterRace
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2020-10-26 at 8:33 PM UTC in The man who put it in his anus
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2020-10-26 at 8:32 PM UTC in How much do you weigh and how high are you?
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2020-10-26 at 8:31 PM UTC in How much do you weigh and how high are you?
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2020-10-26 at 8:31 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-10-26 at 8:30 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-10-26 at 8:30 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-10-26 at 8:29 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-10-26 at 8:26 PM UTC in How much do you weigh and how high are you????
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2020-10-26 at 8:24 PM UTC in Pence Aids test positive for COVID-19
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2020-10-26 at 8:24 PM UTC in Scientists Predict There's 90% Chance Civilization Will Collapse Within 'Decades'
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2020-10-26 at 8:23 PM UTC in I feel more depressed than usualDo a candyflip on a blackflip while on a cookieflip
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2020-10-26 at 7:17 PM UTC in What’s wrong with mail in ballots for the 2020 election?
Originally posted by ORACLE Yes. It's just virtually impossible to change and election with it. The only time an election has ever been stolen recently is the Florida recount being denied to give it to Bush.
Should be noted that they stopped that mid-recount, and that the recount was happening on a ruling the FL Supreme Court made. Then it went federal and got shut down. So much for states running their own elections amirite? I thought Republicans didn't like big government.... -
2020-10-26 at 7:13 PM UTC in I feel more depressed than usualdo a backflip
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2020-10-26 at 7:12 PM UTC in Chris Cuomo socializes mask-free at private members clubI'm voting for Chris Cuomo.
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2020-10-26 at 7:12 PM UTC in OnlyFans bitches really think there is no shame in what they're doing
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2020-10-26 at 7:07 PM UTC in Texas is the Uzbekistan of America
Originally posted by netstat you need to get more creative with your trolling, people have caught on
I mean it's just true. The immigration numbers don't lie. There are more illegal immigrants coming out of America than into it. Republicans like to lie and hide about that fact, and Democrats don't want to admit it. -
2020-10-26 at 7:06 PM UTC in Trump admits he knew coronavirus was ‘deadly’ and worse than the flu while intentionally misleading AmericansThe Lancet has been credible since 1823.
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2020-10-26 at 6:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by ORACLE This fag needed to "quit"^ i.e. he got addicted i.e. he couldn't handle doing it recreationally.
Like when someone "quits" alcohol, it's because they were an alcoholic, couldn't just have some beers and chill.
What a pussy pathetic virgin.
PROJECTING MUCH???
I've only ever used nicotine 5 times in my life. I quit because I already mastered the art of blowing clouds.
You have fun blowing out your little whisps lololol
next time you go outside take a look at the sky and marvel at my work -
2020-10-26 at 5:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by ORACLE You don't need to drill anything, it is easy to refill Juul pods, you can just pull off the top. Makes satisfying clouds and lasts all day for me. I also have 2 due to their customer service, as the first one is kind of finicky to charge, but if I ever need to switch during the day, I just use that one.
Idk it's fine for me, maybe if you are a faggot degenerate you need the ultra turbo cloud metal vapor cum cock to suck on you can get something else.
Nah i quit cause I don't need to use some artificial cum cloud binkie. But if I were to use one again, my clouds would be harder, faster, and stronger than yours. Better watch it fuckboy. -
2020-10-26 at 5:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Octavian Am I the only one that find girls farting to be utterly repulsive and offensive?
Nothing turns me off more or want to beat them to death. It takes getting some use to but it's never the same.
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
