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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Sudo I made the shoplifting thread on zoklet and let tacho take credit. Just drove my gf to wal mart and she stole a pair of boots.





    Who tf were you on zoklet?

    Wow she sounds like scum. Perfect match.
  2. Originally posted by Fox No he meant Dalai Lama salami

    Salamai
  3. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country You can have radioactive water

    Like Karachi
  4. Originally posted by ORACLE Lemon Kong

    King Bong
  5. Originally posted by CASPER Ditto. Hes a barely functional retard and somehow Forbes paid for his meandering, reductive bullshit.

    Well, if you give a moose a muffin...
  6. Originally posted by WellHung More like 4 inches, Miss Drama Llama McGee

    Lot more than 4 inches here.
  7. Originally posted by Fox Probably has been mentioned already but I just read China’s using thermal cameras to round up anybody with a fever and using facial recognition to identify anyone they come in contact with to round them up too

    Lol this is ridiculous. Source or gtfo. China can't afford thermal cameras. It can barely afford the regular ones it has. They're really only in major cities.
  8. Originally posted by CandyRein Cleaning about 5 ft of snow off my car then going back in to give report

    Seriously this snow is not holy. If it turns into another ice sheet I am jumping back through the hole in Trump's wall.
  9. Originally posted by aldra it actually upsets me that wario is able to make money writing given the aptitude for it he shows on here

    He says he makes the money writing in English too which is even more baffling. Polish I might understand.
  10. Originally posted by STER0S enjoying the stench on my fingers after digging my nutsack

    Lol i had a friend who would do this constantly until his girlfriend made him stop. I've seen him do it while driving. I guess it became a habit like biting your nails or something
  11. Originally posted by Octavian I read that heavy Cocaine use causes a build up of Iron in the brain. I wonder if by putting a strong magnet above my head, would it cause the Iron to blend my brain?

    This is the same logic behind those 'miracle magnet bracelets' that apparently can cure pain and ailments with magnets alone. If it worked, magnets would probably be banned/regulated in the UK. Does do SOMETHING but iirc its mostly observable because of the way blood clumps outside of the body, or something.

    Even an MRI just barely makes your blood wiggle. You'd need a strong ass magnet to blend your brain. Aliens probably have one for making smoothies.
  12. Originally posted by aldra

    kek

    Chinese test definitely didn't have that option lol.
  13. CUM N GO
  14. Originally posted by aldra where in africa?

    Somalian pirates vs polish pedophiles
  15. Originally posted by Bill Krozby well maybe you should not pay for their dish.. or maybe pay for it and if it doesn't end well just write it off as an experience. A chicken I went out a couple months ago I took her to quacks and she said the day before she's broke and I was like whatever its a cup of fucking coffee, she drove an hour away from me and I bought her some coffee and a couple of muffins for her kid and we made out and chatted for awhile at my place.

    Idk I've had girls bring the weed, the pills, the booze and the pussy and I just let them suck me and passed out. Shit happens.

    I've literally had a chicken come over to my place in the morning saying she just wanted to sleep and that was it and I told her to bring me a mcmuffin I'd been up all night drinking and passing out watching aliens and she was totally eeee eeeeeeing on my cack saying she wanted me to wake up to have sex and I told her no and she said I owed her for the mcmuffin so I threw 2 dollars at her because I know she's not shit and turns out later this hipster latina slut only wanted me to cheat on her husband that was out of town, so I ate her chef boy ardea and ate her drugs after she told me what the real deal was. It's that power play fam.

    Hi kro2
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Carbs and protein…imagine that, basic requirements of the human body.



    You don't need carbs for energy, scrub
  17. Gasoline for my lawnmower
  18. Originally posted by RestStop Am I the only one that would bang Summer from Rick and Morty? Bitch is fine fams.

  19. GOOD GOD
  20. Originally posted by CASPER @mexicanmasterrqce

    what is your opinion do u think mexican children think about having sex with althetic adult professionals?

    NO

    I HOPE NOT
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