Absolutely not. It's too early.
2020-04-17 at 4:40 PM UTC
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Everybody you know poops
That's right, everyone.
Your wrinkled grandma who makes the best chocolate chip cookies? She pushes out fat logs on the plush seat cover of her pastel throne, and reads old copies of Reader's Digest while doing it.
That hot blonde cashier at your local supermarket? She goes to Starbucks almost every morning and gets a 16oz frappuccino with 65g of sugar. She sprays it into the toilet at work at around 9pm. Her co-worker JOHN has to clean up the aftermath sometimes. He always wonders who keeps doing it, but he never suspects the hot blonde cashier.
Your father pushes out some real pounders. You think all that steak and beer just vanishes? Oh no. Your dad has had the plumber come in secret about a week ago. The dads who become plumbers merely do so for the treasured ability to clear their own shit plugs in private.
Driving to the liquor store at noon and you pass the school. The kids are out for recess. You think briefly about how you were once a kid, and how fun it would be to play on the playground and be worry free again. It's been forever since you've been inside an elementary school. You don't have any kids and you're not a fucking creep. But you do remember that the school you went to had a little bathroom, with little tiny toilets. You know why it had little tiny toilets? FOR LITTLE TINY SHITS.
Everybody fucking shits. I shit. You shit. Some people shit out of a tube in their side but they still shit nonetheless. Shit is essential to life and we should all be thankful for the little stained hole that allows us to gift our shit back into to the Earth.
2020-04-17 at 4:28 PM UTC
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my list of idiotic bitches
Wow look a bunch of shit I'm not going to read.
2020-04-17 at 3:18 AM UTC
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Тrumpbux just came in.
What is communism for 500
People like Hiki should be deported. I dont want any Chinese in my town. I studied Chinese specifically to tell them to fuck off
2020-04-17 at 12:19 AM UTC
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Portal condom
what would you do with one
