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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood dependent on this DICK maybe

    You have to clarify

    Is HTS dependent on YOUR dick?

    Or are you dependent on (s)HIS dick?
  2. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Well you just confirmed you're aware that you have no taste

    Nobody gives a shit about Tommy Tallarico
  3. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi lol no
    Just face it, you're a simeplton.

    This is why your dad left you
  4. what happens to their shit? Ants do shit right?
  5. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    This is adorable tho

    u guys are so fuckin gay
  6. Originally posted by CASPER Better…ish. Leg still fucked up, but not as bad. Looking forward to seeing my cute physical therapist tomorrow. Id feel really awkward if i had to do that job.

    i hav sum tension in my inner upper thigh
  7. its korean dumass
  8. Originally posted by CASPER george washington rocking an M1 Garand wouldve been a sight to see

    And when the M1 shoots it sounds like a bald eagle
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If they don't let black people in mcdonalds than who do they make work there for minimum wage? mexicans?

    Yep. I heard they built a wall there a long time ago to keep them out too.
  10. Originally posted by Cathay Coof It arrived while I was on LSD, so I spent ages playing with the sand and not being happy with how it was set up. The sand is 20% clay, so sets hard when it is wetted. I kept wetting it and trying to mold it. Eventually I just mixed it all up, poured it in and gave up.

    Lol this is relatable. I remember once I was folding laundry on LSD and I mixed up the kitchen hand towels with the bath hand towels and I couldn't tell them apart anymore so I had to disassemble my stacks of folded towels and rearrange them. This took forever and I had to walk away from doing laundry to go eat a fruit. I did eventually figure out the towels but I'm still butthurt over it.

    All that said...

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof The queen is in the test tube in the foraging area. She is one of those ants who eats seeds, apparently they're a real pest in Spain, which is where I ordered this from. She has about 5 little workers right now and a bunch of eggs. Apparently she can have around 200 workers when the colony gets going.

    There are some seeds in the tube, and I dropped a grain of rice and a droplet of honey in to her. Also here you can see the water tube thingy. I also drop some water in occasionally.

    Apparently it can take a few months for her to decide to relocate the colony to the sand, so we'll see how that goes. An alternative is to dump out the test tube, but that seems a little harsh.

    The ant house is on a windowsill in this pic, but I moved it to sit on my old laptop (which is banjaxed, but still works, so I use it to drive a screen). It is warmer for her, I try to keep it about 25°C.

    This is cool. You can just order queens from anywhere in the EU? You can't even send them across state lines here.

    Hope you post pics when they get going. I've always wanted ants but nobody around me has ever wanted me to have ants, so I have no ants.

    Also just dump the tube the queen isn't going to give a fuck. She's not gonna get sad or anything. Probably.
  11. Originally posted by Technologist Sick fuck faggot.

    Lol I read this as a compliment.

    "Woah man! Sick fuck, faggot! Good job!"
  12. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Sorry that blade runner is too deep for you lot, maybe something like transformers would be more to your liking.

    nah it's just a shit movie. There's nothing deep about it. Ghost in the Shell did it way better.
  13. CNN? That's a lie.
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    TFW you have to meet world leaders but you're undergoing mitosis
  15. Originally posted by CASPER Its where you lay flat in the t pose with ur dick sticking straight up, and with your arms out u tilt side to side and go ZOOOOOOOOOOM SHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIIPPPPPPSHEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

    You have it all wrong.

    You sit down on the floor and the other dude hangs his balls above you. Then he says:


    "Ladies & Gentlemen! The safety instruction card is in the pocket of the seat in front of you. Please read it. It shows you the equipment carried on this aircraft for your safety.

    A life jacket is in the pocket under your seat. To put it on, place it over your head. Clip on the waistband and pull it tight. Please do not inflate it while you are still inside the aircraft. An evacuation slide and life raft is at each door. Your crew will direct you to your door. Additional emergency exits are shown on the leaflet.

    In case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. Please pull the mask down toward your face and place the mask over your mouth and nose. If you are traveling with a child, please attend to yourself first, then the child. Breathe normally, adjust the headband to suit yourself."


    Then you grab his balls and breathe deep, soldier.
  16. also can you imagine how cool the hyperbolic time chamber would be

    On your day off from work you can go in there and spend a year doing whatever the fuck you want, then just come back like nothing.


  17. this dude right?
  18. Originally posted by Technologist I liked it, it was the beginning of anime around that time. I stopped watching cartoons with him when he got into anime.

    I liked when he went Super Sayian



    Who was the guy he trained with in the clouds? I remember Cell, that’s about it.

    That was Kami. Green dude, guardian of the Earth.

    my mom never watched DBZ with me :(
  19. Originally posted by Sudo Dear §m£ÂgØL

    youre a dumb pathetic lying N33T. Please try to be a better person or at least a different one.

    sincerely, the world

    p.s. lol, ur lyfe



    Like I said, don't care what you think. I have the house and the money and the life. Maybe if you're nice I'll let you ride on my private plane one day.
  20. Originally posted by Technologist I ended up watching it with my son when he was growing up.

    What did you think of it?

    I remember being like 8 and trying to go super sayian in my living room
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