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Kim Jong Un might be dead.
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2020-04-26 at 9:19 PM UTC
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2020-04-26 at 9:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins youre just jealous i have a mom. you have two daddies and a broken gerbil named 'spelunker'
Nah. I have a 8yo german shepard and a mom and a dad.
But even if I had two dads it would be better than your one shitty mom. In your own words, she's retarded, right? I mean that must be where you got it from. -
2020-04-26 at 9:40 PM UTC
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2020-04-26 at 9:41 PM UTCIm stealing this right now.
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2020-04-26 at 10:54 PM UTC
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2020-04-26 at 11 PM UTC
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2020-04-26 at 11 PM UTC
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2020-04-26 at 11:47 PM UTC
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2020-04-27 at 12:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting confirmed liar. Do you honestly think someone could find pi from what they drive. You are considerably dumber than i thought
If you knew what kind of car it was you wouldn't say such stupid things. It's a very unique car and my dad is the only one in the state to have one. -
2020-04-27 at 12:22 AM UTCit's a taxi that plays La Cucaracha when you press the hornThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-27 at 12:23 AM UTC
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2020-04-27 at 12:45 AM UTCDear §m£ÂgØL
youre a dumb pathetic lying N33T. Please try to be a better person or at least a different one.
sincerely, the world
p.s. lol, ur lyfe -
2020-04-27 at 12:58 AM UTC
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2020-04-27 at 1:01 AM UTC
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2020-04-27 at 1:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Dear §m£ÂgØL
youre a dumb pathetic lying N33T. Please try to be a better person or at least a different one.
sincerely, the world
p.s. lol, ur lyfe
Like I said, don't care what you think. I have the house and the money and the life. Maybe if you're nice I'll let you ride on my private plane one day. -
2020-04-27 at 1:45 AM UTC
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2020-04-27 at 1:49 AM UTC
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2020-04-27 at 1:56 AM UTCi'll try to remember that.
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2020-04-27 at 2:05 AM UTCAsians aren't even human. The saying "where do they grow these fucking gooks" has some truth because they don't reproduce sexually like you or me, they are parasitic spores from the deep bamboo rainforests and here's the evidence.
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2020-04-27 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Its where you lay flat in the t pose with ur dick sticking straight up, and with your arms out u tilt side to side and go ZOOOOOOOOOOM SHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIIPPPPPPSHEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
You have it all wrong.
You sit down on the floor and the other dude hangs his balls above you. Then he says:
"Ladies & Gentlemen! The safety instruction card is in the pocket of the seat in front of you. Please read it. It shows you the equipment carried on this aircraft for your safety.
A life jacket is in the pocket under your seat. To put it on, place it over your head. Clip on the waistband and pull it tight. Please do not inflate it while you are still inside the aircraft. An evacuation slide and life raft is at each door. Your crew will direct you to your door. Additional emergency exits are shown on the leaflet.
In case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. Please pull the mask down toward your face and place the mask over your mouth and nose. If you are traveling with a child, please attend to yourself first, then the child. Breathe normally, adjust the headband to suit yourself."
Then you grab his balls and breathe deep, soldier.
