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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by aldra Epic's trying real hard to stay relevant

    They're giving free games till the end of the year. I believe they are trying to bolster their shit reputation and get people to their store.
  2. like stretched over the chopsticks?

    yeah i can see that
  3. Originally posted by frala You know for somebody who committed 9/11 when they were 8 you sure are immature.

    What do you mean he committed a 9/11 when he was younger?

    Does he terrorism now?
  4. 2 posts in row Bill Krozby

    not reading either of them
  5. I took a bus, OK?
  6. being buttfucked isn't even an insult to me. It's something I openly enjoy. Shit feels good. But it isn't true that I hitchhiked to be buttfucked or that I hitchhiked anywhere to get buttfucked.
  7. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lmao. Prolly better than being a broke back hitchhiker traveling across to the country to be butt fucked. U delusional weirdo

    Wow you wanna make up some more shit I did 6 years ago

    what were you doing 6 years ago to still look like an intoxicated fat sloth?
  8. Originally posted by Cathay Coof It's kind of interesting you can't even have a conversation without calling people "retard".

    I only use that word when I'm speaking to a retard, retard.
  9. Originally posted by BummyMofo bullllllllshit bitch
    your tranny granny master stays telling you what to do

  10. DTE, nothing you say matters after seeing your pic. You're literally a bridge troll. Like the alcoholic grandma cashier at Walmart who calls me 'honey' and smokes cigarettes in her car on break
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    It's typical conservative youtube video

    but if thats true lol. The police in that town need to go to prison too.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Dont watch this. Why did I just find this? :( :)


    "I'm a cool kid now"
  13. more trash can fires ey niggeR?
  14. Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'd take yours if you can do a funny cholo accent. As it is now I have way too many dudes breaking up with me and not enough chicks.

    If I do it entirely in Spanish will you add subtitles.

    I have a good script about how you accosted me at Home Depot.
  15. Originally posted by mmQ Folks?

    §m£ÂgØLo?

    Is that excusable or what?

    No absolutely not. Unless the hospital is VERY close and there are no cars... maybe. If you aren't too drunk.

    But if you already crashed you're probably too drunk to drive already

    I'd say the chances of a situation like this happening where you aren't too drunk, hospital is nearby, traffic is light, car is still driveable, person is on deathbed but you're fine enough to drive.... doesn't seem like a realistic situation.

    All can be avoided by simply driving sober
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Analogy: the thing the §m£ÂgØL didnt make

    *fart noises

    I looked it up. It has to be a striking resemblance.

    a comparison between two things, typically for the purpose of explanation or clarification.

    It doesn't say a GOOD comparison

    even though its probably the best comparison in the world.

    If you need more things compared I can make an analogy for you.
  17. BUMP
  18. Define analogy
  19. Lanny seriously needs to ban the kiddie fuckers around here.

    ADULT FUCKERS ONLY
  20. Originally posted by CASPER we wanted the landlord to be middle eastern of some kind or indian, because being screamed at and emasculated in a funny accent is like 60%. better than normal angry white guy, but my accent isnt great.

    So far we need boyfriends, girlfriends, co-workers, landlord, family members, neighbors.

    Just a constant stream of people cluing us in either subtly or not so subtly as to how muchof a gigantic gross loser he is. Itd be fun. We never do collaborative projects anymore. I hadnt raised my voice that loud in like 15 years.

    I still don't get it.

    It's just a bunch of people talking shit?

    I guess I'll just delete what I recorded in the bathroom lol
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