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2020-05-22 at 4:59 AM UTC in FREE CIVILIZATION VI (that's 6)
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2020-05-22 at 4:33 AM UTC in So this chick is telling me to call her... like not asking nicely but straight up demanding that shit... how do I respond?like stretched over the chopsticks?
yeah i can see that -
2020-05-22 at 4:33 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-05-22 at 4:31 AM UTC in My friend gets out of prison today2 posts in row Bill Krozby
not reading either of them -
2020-05-22 at 3:39 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬I took a bus, OK?
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2020-05-22 at 3:38 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬being buttfucked isn't even an insult to me. It's something I openly enjoy. Shit feels good. But it isn't true that I hitchhiked to be buttfucked or that I hitchhiked anywhere to get buttfucked.
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2020-05-22 at 3:37 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-05-22 at 3:30 AM UTC in I like black women
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2020-05-22 at 3:30 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬DTE, nothing you say matters after seeing your pic. You're literally a bridge troll. Like the alcoholic grandma cashier at Walmart who calls me 'honey' and smokes cigarettes in her car on break
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2020-05-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in New surveillance footage shows Armed Robbery walking around construction site
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2020-05-22 at 3:27 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-05-22 at 3:27 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬more trash can fires ey niggeR?
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2020-05-22 at 3:25 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-05-22 at 3:24 AM UTC in My friend gets out of prison today
Originally posted by mmQ Folks?
§m£ÂgØLo?
Is that excusable or what?
No absolutely not. Unless the hospital is VERY close and there are no cars... maybe. If you aren't too drunk.
But if you already crashed you're probably too drunk to drive already
I'd say the chances of a situation like this happening where you aren't too drunk, hospital is nearby, traffic is light, car is still driveable, person is on deathbed but you're fine enough to drive.... doesn't seem like a realistic situation.
All can be avoided by simply driving sober -
2020-05-22 at 3:20 AM UTC in OKAY WHAT THE FUCK- Apparently some people don't have an internal monologue??!?!?!?
Originally posted by mmQ Analogy: the thing the §m£ÂgØL didnt make
*fart noises
I looked it up. It has to be a striking resemblance.
a comparison between two things, typically for the purpose of explanation or clarification.
It doesn't say a GOOD comparison
even though its probably the best comparison in the world.
If you need more things compared I can make an analogy for you. -
2020-05-22 at 3:19 AM UTC in "I have known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years. Terrific guy. He is a lot of fun to be with."BUMP
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2020-05-22 at 3:16 AM UTC in OKAY WHAT THE FUCK- Apparently some people don't have an internal monologue??!?!?!?Define analogy
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2020-05-22 at 3:02 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Lanny seriously needs to ban the kiddie fuckers around here.
ADULT FUCKERS ONLY -
2020-05-22 at 3:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER we wanted the landlord to be middle eastern of some kind or indian, because being screamed at and emasculated in a funny accent is like 60%. better than normal angry white guy, but my accent isnt great.
So far we need boyfriends, girlfriends, co-workers, landlord, family members, neighbors.
Just a constant stream of people cluing us in either subtly or not so subtly as to how muchof a gigantic gross loser he is. Itd be fun. We never do collaborative projects anymore. I hadnt raised my voice that loud in like 15 years.
I still don't get it.
It's just a bunch of people talking shit?
I guess I'll just delete what I recorded in the bathroom lol