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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Sophie Food for thought nigga.

    yeah i'm way too drunk to read your food man. What kind of food is it, I ask?
  2. Originally posted by mmQ lmrao did you get my text ?

    no send it again 5j0508432098502
  3. Originally posted by STER0S how does one state to their lover " your mom is tighter than you " in mandarin

    ni de ma ma etc etc etc etc etc etc etc ni
  4. ya i mnot reaidnakljfd thatk ailjedifla
  5. eh im not reading that
  6. she's gay as hell
  7. Yeah ok I just had 8oz of alcohol in the last 30min I am not doing this
  8. can you like fucking not do this multiple quote things holy shit I know its a mild bitch for you to QUOTE TAG QUOTE TAG every few fucking baffholes but fuck you can you not just talk like a normal person fuck this I fucking hate you.
  9. sophie I am far too drunk to read that you have to give me a second
  10. whats the nw chat
  11. Originally posted by Kuntzschutz sitting in a place where there's a good, natural breeze, can help. especially where you can see the curvature of the earth or horizon.

    try to imagine people/birds, machines, any background noise, synchronizing with your emotions, both conscious and unconscious. all is mind.

    you may be surprised at the results.

    Ignore that I'm a Mexican for 5 seconds and tell me what you mean by this.
  12. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace OK I didn't know if you would be okay with it.

    And idk. All my family that has died has been in Mexico. So it's fly there or don't go. I've only been to my priest uncle's funeral which I have talked about on here before. It was like 3k strong and they LITERALLY bussed in priests to attend this. Cardinal showed up. He was pretty well renowned as a community pillar. He was priest for 30yrs in the town he lived in and he built their school, their plaza, their church, homes for the homeless, etc. And this is in rural Mexico too. He was a stand up guy, for a priest. He smoked cigarettes and drank 1L of Coca-Cola a day but was somehow still fucking healthy. My other uncle drank a similar amount of coke and was also skinny but ended up with diabetes lol.

    Anyway he built all that shit and I'm drunk right now but he built all that shit and soooo many people showed up at his funeral man. It took up the entire town and I am not exaggerating at all. EVERYBODY showed up. People were literally sobbing on the streets and chanting

    ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO

    YA SE VA

    ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO

    RA RA RA

    (alex, alex, he's gone now. Alex, alex, fuck yeah!)

    I remember we pulled up to the town on that day and everybody was already waiting for us. We chilled for a few hours eating oranges as we waited for his casket to arrive. This took about 2h in Mexican time. When he arrived, his casket was literally in the back of a pickup truck. Me and my family walked behind it and I helped carry his picture. There's a video on youtube but I am not linking it for PI reasons and I know none of you know enough Spanish to find this shit.

    Anyway yeah it was fucking crazy. There was professional mariachi dressed in baby blue and me and my whole family got up and sung on stage. I was like 6inches away from the mic so I'm pretty sure that counts as me being a rockstar.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ How would it break your streak to read my post history out loud? You can sing mariachi too, that's fine.

    Also yeah I'll ask why you've only been to one funeral. You're a Mexican that means you have 9000 family members, surely some of them have died. :) more than one I'd think.

    If not that's cool. I'm fortunate myself; only been to 5 funerals. Great grandpa, great grandma, grandpa, friend, and my dad.

    Obviously I feel like a bunch of funerals are upcoming which is why I wanna die soon so I dont have to experience all that anguish

    OK I didn't know if you would be okay with it.

    And idk. All my family that has died has been in Mexico. So it's fly there or don't go. I've only been to my priest uncle's funeral which I have talked about on here before. It was like 3k strong and they LITERALLY bussed in priests to attend this. Cardinal showed up. He was pretty well renowned as a community pillar. He was priest for 30yrs in the town he lived in and he built their school, their plaza, their church, homes for the homeless, etc. And this is in rural Mexico too. He was a stand up guy, for a priest. He smoked cigarettes and drank 1L of Coca-Cola a day but was somehow still fucking healthy. My other uncle drank a similar amount of coke and was also skinny but ended up with diabetes lol.

    Anyway he built all that shit and I'm drunk right now but he built all that shit and soooo many people showed up at his funeral man. It took up the entire town and I am not exaggerating at all. EVERYBODY showed up. People were literally sobbing on the streets and chanting

    ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO

    YA SE VA

    ALEJANDRO ALEJANDRO

    RA RA RA

    (alex, alex, he's gone now. Alex, alex, fuck yeah!)

    I remember we pulled up to the town on that day and everybody was already waiting for us. We chilled for a few hours eating oranges as we waited for his casket to arrive. This took about 2h in Mexican time. When he arrived, his casket was literally in the back of a pickup truck. Me and my family walked behind it and I helped carry his picture. There's a video on youtube but I am not linking it for PI reasons and I know none of you know enough Spanish to find this shit.

    Anyway yeah it was fucking crazy. There was professional mariachi dressed in baby blue and me and my whole family got up and sung on stage. I was like 6inches away from the mic so I'm pretty sure that counts as me being a rockstar.
  14. Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Goodnight love. Talk to you tomorrow

    Talk to you tomorrow bro
  15. Originally posted by aldra you say this like it's not the logical position

    Because it's not. The entire argument relies on the idea that German documents were falsified. I'm sure you watched some good documentary that had an explanation for it though, while simultaneously ignoring any information that proposes opposing information.

    I trust in History, and the extensive documents that the allied forces recovered from the Germans. People like you throw around the 6 million number but nobody claims it's exact or anything. The general estimate is about 5-6 million based on German documentation, and not just the words of that one historian who threw out the 6 million number he heard from somebody. This shit was debunked back in 1949.
  16. 80% huh? Where'd you get that number? Turkey?

    You don't seem to like any kind of non-government group. You shit on protesters of any kind any chance you get and even with the HK protests I saw you blaming the violence on 'protesters' and not just some small group of the fucking 15% of the population that showed up to their protests.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ What? Are you gonna read my entire post history out loud at my funeral? I'd be honored.

    The only funeral I've been to, I sung mariachi on stage.

    Not breaking my streak.
  18. Originally posted by Technologist No, he has an affinity for hitler.

    This is probably more correct. Aldra is a holocaust denier.
  19. are you a blowfish toooo yeah
  20. which it is
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