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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. GET THE OLD ONE

    YOU CAN BE YODA EVERYTIME ON DAGOBAH
  2. Originally posted by mmQ I would suck a thousand marriage rings out of your asshole if only to be given the chance to have you kiss me on the cheek but one time. Never forget that. I miss you and happy Sunday morning.

    Yes happy casual Sunday i want to fuck your brains out so bad haha
  3. Originally posted by Grylls Lol are those chopsticks for show?

    You know he doesn't know how to use chopsticks lol
  4. Hope you have a ring ready

    Getting wet in my asshole just reading it
  5. So who kicked your ass to a pulp the other day Bill Krozby?
  6. Lmao
  7. Originally posted by Grylls Can you think of some cute poem ideas I can read to her?

    No retarded ones please


    I was sitting in my room, on a moonlit night Badoo

    In a world full of rainbows, you're your own special hue

    When I see your big ass I want to spew

    Baby I love you
  8. Originally posted by Grylls Damn I just had an argument with my chink girlfriend

    We were making jokes at each other and I said

    “Heh do you have to pay for 2 seats when you fly back to China because your ass is so big”

    Anyway everything is ok now but I’m gonna sweet talk her tonight to make things better, probably write a poem for her too

    Arguing in a relationship is a healthy thing sometimes, it keeps the bond stronger

    "Honey does this make my ass look-"

    “Heh do you have to pay for 2 seats when you fly back to China because your ass is so big”
  9. Originally posted by Sophie Is CHAZ still a thing? Technically when you declare a piece of land independent from the USA don't you become instant drone fodder should the powers that be, be in such a mood?

    No. They'd have to recognize it as such which would mean attacking a foreign nation. Which, lol.

    FOX tried to play it up with the US/CHAZ border but its not even an anarchy thing and nobody is trying to do that except one idiot rapper who evidently isnt part of it anymore.

    It's just a weird ass area people set up and the cops decided to leave alone for now to avoid confrontation. That's it. They'll all get bored and it will fizzle out and be forgotten. Nobody is gonna be a martyr for CHAZ or anything.
  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace ya its called quote and it takes less time than screenshotting your post, uploading it, adding image tags, then pasting it here. watch.
  11. Originally posted by Grylls LOL
  12. Originally posted by -SpectraL I speak over 60 languages fluently, including Pig Latin, Morse code and Smoke Signals.
  13. Originally posted by aldra that… looks scripted

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-45673221

    Check the dates if you need to confirm
  14. Originally posted by mmQ I'm watching the episode of breaking bad where they lock the guy in the outhouse and steal the barrel of methalemine or however it's spelled. Tee hee. Classic.

    Yeah I'm watching that episode too I like the part where Peter gets bit by the spider. Classic.
  15. This nigga doesn't know what vinyl is
  16. Originally posted by mmQ I'm seriously mad and jealous right now. Big time. I love futureman a lot so I'm jealous of ya know. Fuck. I love posting in this thread and I cant stop thinking about it. I just juzzed in my pants.

    juzzed.

    You cant juzz in your pants here, this is my safe space
  17. Arthur Simmons Smith

    A.S.S
  18. Dick R. Danglin
  19. Harry D. Enbalsak
  20. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Looks just like you candy
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