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2019-10-31 at 9:43 PM UTC in Life is very long, when you're lonelyI don't seem to get lonely. I actually prefer to be alone. I usually feel very happy and healthy.
I came across this bloke last weekend at a bar and he kept talking to people. Me first but I did my thing so he starting talking to the couple on his other side. When they left, started talking to me. Telling me about his fucking divorce and how much better it is to watch the game at the bar rather than at home with his cat.
I come across these lonely types and wonder how I could possibly take advantage of them.
Is life really that bad for them?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 8:18 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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2019-10-31 at 8:16 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πTry 45mg of kill yourselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 8:07 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Vitamin G I think I still need more thanks before I'm able to write a story.
I've got an older one. WRiting is sloppy and no body liked it but it's true:
To start off. I don't believe in the paranormal. Some people do and I kinda brush off what they believe. But I have no explanation for this night. Let's go
My Dad and I were going from Montana to Washington hitting up some fossil sites along the way. Mostly crab concretions. My dad is big into crabs. I like to joke about how my dad has crabs. He preps them very nicely and they're millions of year old and blah blah blah.
So first night we find an off road and find a pull out to camp in. My father has had a stroke so it may have been out of convienience that we were so close to a road. We were still miles away from two towns but the road between them was right there. Not even half a mile away. We're setting up camp and some kid pulls by us and asks us if we know if there's a place to shoot. My dad takes over and tells him we're not from here either and can't help him.
We made some delicious burgers. Had some drinks. My dad gets wasted and goes to bed. I'm sitting around the fire texting my good buddy Poast. When I continually hear foot steps around our camp. Three different spots. On down by the off road, one above us on the hill and the other away from us against the road. I brush it off. Could be anything right? I'm not buying into anything to much. Just drinking beer and hanging around a fire.
But the foot steps don't stop. Some times it seems like they re group on the off road below us. I'm getting a bit sketchy. "Well, that one kid saw us earlier. Maybe it's some bored locals messing with people." Rational thinking right? One time I hear the footsteps go back to the sub road below us and only two return. The one above us never came back.
This whole time for some reason twigs are breaking off branches. I don't find that weird. The next night I'm sleeping outside and hearing tree twigs break off and I don't have a problem with it. We're in another state and a different place. I've camped enough to know that sound. But there's this rustling stepping sound around the camp. But it doesn't sound like a human walking around. So I'm getting more sketched out. I hear foot steps coming down the road. Coming from the direction no one should be walking from. Not in the middle of the night. It's steps coming from the direction on the road that only goes deeper into the woods. Then I hear a four note humming. Going over and over. I think, 'There's no way a person that isn't vocally trained can keep that up for more than 30 seconds.' After about a minute they start whistling it. So I continue to assume it's just locals. I never heard them walk away though.
I figured my dad was asleep but know where he has a revolver. My dad got tanked and passed out so I go to grab the gun. If people are watching me they'll know I'm not fucking around. My dad woke up, tried to kick me in the face and I told him him I'm kinda freaking out. He blamed it on raccoons. I heard glass clinking. Like from The Warriors and I had enough. i was stoking the fire and that's when it got really weird. I wanted to do a pop shot in the air but knew my dad would be pissed. Apparently I'm more afraid of my dad than slenderman.
Towards the witching hour, right before any sun is even making a break over the horizon. I heard a bunch of crazy laughter from the top of the hill above us. But it wasn't normal. I can't explain it and as soon as I was trying to listen really close, it abrubtly stopped. Insantaneiously. Later, maybe an hour I heard dogs barking below us. But it was weird. The closer I listened the more out of this world the sound became. It started as dogs barking but the closer I listened the more demonic it became. Hard to explain. Then it suddenly cut off. All at once.
The fire died down. And I said fuck it. I'm going to bed. I drunkenly accepted my fate and put the pistol between my cushions. And I went to bed listening to something walking around our camp. This was about 4 in the morning when I gave up. Either I'm insane or I dealt with the slender man. I only stayed up so late because we had a whole day of driving ahead of us. But I wasn't driving. Figured I could stay up to protect the camp and sleep when we got out of there.
If I wasn't hitching a ride with my dad I would've left. And I don't believe in paranormal shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 6:48 PM UTC in Halloween is boring as fuckWhen I was a kid I would go trick or treating with 2 of my cousins and there was a house 2 doors down from theirs that we would leave until we were returning home because it was the scariest.
The guy would put a bunch of tombstones in his yard and a bunch of dry ice so it was all foggy and SPOOPY. And hed play creepy funeral music. He would be hiding somewhere so youd slowly walk up to his door all cautiously and ring the doorbell but he wouldn't answer. Then youd turn around and wonder if he was even home and suddenly hed spring out from somewhere wearing this full fledged werewolf costume and come howling and running toward you.
Then hed give you a bunch of really good candy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 6:45 PM UTC in Halloween is boring as fuckThat's why you have to scare them so they don't knock on your door
I lived in a notorious drug house where a dude died from cocaine, it was actually haunted and there was a big creepy walnut tree that blocked all light. I didn't get any trick or treaters, we even put up ghost and pumpkin leaf bags
At the end of the night my dad spotted two kids walking alone down the dark road and he stuck his head out the window and said "hey, you kids want some candy?" They looked pretty terrified until he gave them 30 pieces eachThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 6:19 PM UTC in Trump is going down.Popular vote Trump: 62,984,828 Clinton: 65,853,514The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 5:31 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!Happy HALLOWEEN!
What are u gonna be OP? A faggot? Oh wait... -
2019-10-31 at 4:34 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-10-31 at 4:16 PM UTC in HAPPY HALLOWEEN!fuck offThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 2:13 PM UTC in Trump's reaction as he was boo'd at a World Series game.
Originally posted by Netflxchillr For you to notice anyone so, closely, that you would throw your own posts at them just to make your presence known when you thought they may have posted, is weird and very STALKER-ish. Yeah, i can easily see why one might want to hide their identity.
HELP!! I think I'm NEXT.π₯Ί
Lol every post you make has stupid bitch written all over it. Nobody has to follow closely.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 12:56 PM UTC in What comes after 2024?As a mortal that's been alive less than a tree, I am confident that I understand all of reality and the grand scheme of existence
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2019-10-31 at 12:15 PM UTC in Trump's reaction as he was boo'd at a World Series game.
Originally posted by Netflxchillr Written like a genuine DemoCRAP?
I say, absolutely for another 4 years of increased jobs, decreased taxes, rebuilding our military Services, plucking out the caliphate and killing the Abu terrorist leaders of the world, having more factories like Jeep & Louis Vuitton building new plants in the USA, and better trade deals all around for America. Hell to the YA!!!! Lets do round 2!!!
Only the village idiots would want less
Try looking at our economy, itβs starting to take a nose dive, while government spending is going up. Hey, but who cares if we have a crook in office as long as you think the economy is helping you. Sell out!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 11:34 AM UTC in Trump is going down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 10:47 AM UTC in Trump is going down.After todayβs vote the actual impeachment will have begun.
Thereβs still 38% drinking the kool-aid.
He is a traitor to our country and anyone who sees it otherwise has their head in the sand.
Here we have a pres who lies daily, over 12,000 times by now, then here we have civil servants with impeccable reputations. Whoβs gonna be believed?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 9:36 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Like I'd rather lay in bed fondling my balls than get up and get readyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 6:35 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 5:28 AM UTC in How do you feel about Tulsi Gabbard?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-31 at 4:30 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by DietPiano No, today I told my profs I couldn't come to class because I had a medical procedure
i did, I got my eyes dilated at the ompkfglmolgist
then I did meth bc my pupils big so why not, then I remembered why not and decided get rid of it
Your eye delusions are like Roshambo head delusions
I can't wait until you post from the hospital or get out of jail, your eyes are gonna get you caught
Everyone can tell, even me. The international space station can see your pupils that's how big they are. Literally every human alive knows you're high
They know you did meth a week ago just by the shape of your cornea. The search warrant evidence will be "his pupils gave him away"
In court all they will need to show the jury is a picture of those eyes, one of them will faint and you will be charged in her death also and spend the rest of your life in prison and become just like wariatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-31 at 2:01 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πyour liver must fucking hate youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
