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Posts That Were Thanked by Vitamin G

  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I haven't had one in quite awhile, were supposed to go out tonight but I got off work too late. But I'm off tomorrow so we rescheduled, we vibe really well and I really like her so far, she's an artist like me. We are going to the steeping room for tea and if he hit it off we are going to see the locust for halloween. She's pretty hott what do you gonts think? Anyways everything went well at work today, my boss asked me when she came in if I'm feeling better. I told yeah. Yesterday was such a bad day at work, I was supposed to go in at five but they begged me to come in 5 hours earlier and I was pretty pissed off and so not feeling it because I was drunk, I thought I had time to eat some sliders and chill down before going in, I was so upset that some guy was telling me how he's been going there for 50 years and that everyone is so rude here now adays and that he's considering just going to a different oyster bar and I told him maybe you should and he asked for me to go get my manager and so I did and the guy still kept bitching and my manager told me afterwards that he likes me but I can't say stuff like that. I usually don't I was just not in the right head space.


    She has a tattoo of you already?
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  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Vitamin G I'm fit as fuck bitch. Tech has seen me. I'm basically a supermodel.

    Not an ounce of fat on him with very nice skin.
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  3. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by G I have no game. I cant even come up with a cool username.
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  4. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Go back to the rock u crawled from out under, op. Ur not wanted here.
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  5. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    They all flee just by looking at me from far away trust me.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    does he make 100k a year from your business or another one that he has?

    Also, you both sound like metro bisexuals and I think you got him to break up with his gf so you could bang him then ghost him
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  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    sounds like you both may be a little faggoty
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  8. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    At least he died doing what he loved, being brutally smashed to pieces by roof debris.
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra I keep chuckling every time I see this

    I mean, I get fona wanting to insult her but why is the smell of her piss the first thing that comes to mind?

    Fona and narc are piss connoisseurs
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  10. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š Starter fluid huffing was one of the most profound experiences ive ever had. It taught me the importance of the number 12. Id do it again but i dont wanna go retarded

    fucking right on, I thought I was the only huffmaxxer here.
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š Rape her

    yes Doug, just do it
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  12. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you mad lil peedy?

    No..just telling you to fuck off ..maybe stream yourself commiting self murder?

    I'll sell ticket..we can make it pay per view event
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  13. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra and the hardware store

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by bigthink huffing air horn cuz it gives you a wicked headache and it's hard to keep it a secret

    oh wow someone else that GETS LOUD



    Originally posted by Sudo You've done scopolamine? Nothing about it sounds enjoyable but does it make you that robotic and suggestible?

    No I've had this argument at LEAST 3 times with totse2k1 and I expect even mentioning scop will summon him to this thread.

    it makes you very confused and disoriented, you see things that aren't there and think they're perfectly normal, you forget you were on a drug at all and have conversations with people who aren't there and chase a kid around your house only to finally realise he's not real when he slips behind the fridge and you pry the fridge away from the wall and realise there's no way a kid could fit back there, even if a bunch of cats, mice and dogs scurried out when you moved it.

    then you wake up the next morning, have a very loud argument with your girlfriend who isn't there, your mother (who is there) asks what's wrong and you apologise for interrupting the session she had tutoring some neighbourhood kid (who isn't there).

    you then try to drive to work, arguing with your girlfriend some more, eventually realising she's not there and you're arguing with your backpack. you wonder if you're losing your mind, get T-boned at an intersection and try hard to act normal while the police breathalyze you and you wait for a tow truck. all the while staring at the part of your car that was hit where the plastic is cracked and a skeleton inside the hole is waving at you.
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  15. bigthink victim of incest


    ... how'd you get a rectangular avatar
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just graduated Jr high

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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    this thread is a delusion

    I bet you've never even read "high fidelity" nor should you
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    this world is no place for us gamers
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  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Silly goose. You’re sweetπŸ’™


    Spoke to soonπŸ˜›
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  20. Stay tuned for next weeks'!

    sneak peak:

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