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  1. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    this is what krotz's penis looks like

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  2. RottenRobert African Astronaut
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    U knowingly and willingly gave herpes to others, just so u can sexually gratify urself? With everything I know about you...i have come to the very easy conclusion, that you are simply a bad person.
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  4. She said a fond and proud memory of her dad was when they went to Walmart while tweaking in the early hours of morning looking for the thickest aluminum foil to use for smoking more meth when she was like 14-16 or something like that. MAH DADDY WAS DA BESTEST DADDY EVAH!
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i can run faster than most people so I can talk as much shit as I want

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  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That would only happen if you were sleep deprived and tripping

    90% of her personality is indistinguishable from a tripping, paranoid psychotic insomniac.
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  7. Did you write 5,000 words in one paragraph and go off on 27 different random tangents with at least 75 references to your horse and a long drawn out story about how your dad is a hero for chugging soda all day and smoking meth with you as a teenager?
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  8. those arent opposite genders

    it would be like a diamond
    - MF -
    M - F
    - FM -

    so M-to-F and F-to-M trannies are opposites of eachother and can have straight sex, and the same applies to M/F, but M/F is perpendicular to F-to-M and M-to-F so its not gay but the perpendicular combinations are queer i guess. the terminology gets more complicated if we start accounting for threesomes as well, but for a foursome with all four fake genders it all balances out to straight again but you'd need to do some factorization first
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  9. Originally posted by Sudo watching blowjobs is inherently gay but sex is basically procreation so if you watch only lesbian porn you're feminizing yourself by convincing yourself your inherent biological purpose is to use your fingers and tongue like an in3ffectual animal instead of your lance

    two people of opposite genders literally cannot have gay sex even if they tried to lol, it cant be gay
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat I dont mind if one adult is only half consenting people alwqys say two consenting adukts but whats wrong with putting a little pressure on em or threatening to nit drive them back from some forrest in the middle of the night if they dont give in? I mean their option is aleays there to walk?

    You lack tact. Drift into the sun.
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  11. Yeah, it's called Sex & Culture, she says it's really Philosophy of Sex bu they won't let her call it that which is straight up deceiving but not a big deal really.

    I might post it or at least some of it, preferably after I figure out what they didn't like about it.

    I'm also in the hot seat because someone informed someone that me and this asian guy aren't participating enough in our group of him and me and three girls, one who is asian I wanted to bang but she's already gained the freshmen 15; another hairy gross lesbian who claims she's not a lesbian; and a somali who wears a hijab yet openly talks about her sex life which is intriguing in a queer sort of way.

    I thought she would understand that some students may not like to talk about their sex life and that that's NORMAL and you can't hold that against people, but I guess now I have to go explain that to her, which sucks because I actually participate but the asian kid doesn't and they're mad that me and him bailed from working on our group project. I lied and said I couldn't come because I can't drive on dilaudid (which I didn't have). I did it because I had meth eyes even thougn I was mostly sober.

    That was a terrible choice because I talked about dilaudid a bunch in my hydro paper and I hope talking about a friend who became a dopewhore doesnt make me look like someone who needs a failing grade by association.

    My other teacher, whom is a nigger, reads aloud from a book that says nigger a lot, and then he picks other people to read aloud and it's like watching roulette.
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  12. Ill sell you my American vote for 50 dollars


    Ill vote illegally 3 times for a hundred
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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    About 10 hours ago, I signed out of NiS on all my devices.

    I thought of making an official goodbye thread, but they are almost universally followed up by casual posting like 12-36 hours later.

    So I thought, why not just rip it off like a bandaid.

    But, perhaps in a drunken instinctual response, found myself looking at an NiS thread suddenly, and it was Aldra's post, and I just had to respond because I can't leave a homie hanging.

    But anyway, I have decided to leave NiS this morning.

    I love like 99% of you, so it was not an easy decision to make.

    But, I've been noticing a general trend in my life towards the negative lately, and, while correlation certainly does not imply causality, the underlying pattern cannot be ignored.

    And then, the incident that just kinda sealed the deal...

    That one person (the 1%) that actually fucking pisses me off around here (captain falcon, in case anyone is wondering), sent me a goddamn P fucking M just to tell me how much he despises me.

    Like... I can take insults and all that on the forums, but it's kinda fucked up to wake up to shit like that on my PMs.

    So, having been considering leaving (merely to try new avenues in life), combined with actual bullshit like that, I have decided to take a break of indetermined length.

    But I love the vast majority of you.

    If anyone was offended by my periodical liquor and boner induced sexist rants, I apologize.

    If you ever found my use of the N word or the F word ("faggot", not "fuck"), I appologize.

    With the one and only sole exception of captain falcon, you all have been great and it's a heartfelt goodbye.

    But, goodbye.

    Sometimes, life needs a new perspective.
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  14. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My first job of the day was a literal rolling dumpster.
    How the fuck do people drive like this.

    I mean come on and have a little self respect.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol your chest isn't hairy
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  16. blaster master victim of incest
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  17. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    What even is matter? What is does significant?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She has barely even been posting.. either way what are you saying? Maybe this site represents something a little more real than others. I dont know. At least everyone here is open and honest about their shit and sometimes that's nicer to interact with than a bunch of fake faggots pretending their lives are perfect with their plastic smiles and happytime stories. I mean I've posted here 30,000 times and I still have an active social life and do shit all the time so it's very possible to do both..
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  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Yeah.
    I use it for my PS2 and yt via the PS3

    You're playing video games on a 90's tv in the floor of your momma's house. Stank ass socks on the floor, rotten cum rag probly just out of frame. Man go to your YMCA and get a mentor or something.
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  20. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🐿 She has a tattoo of you already?

    Lol
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