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  1. Originally posted by Sudo Do they ever give you shit at your local dollar store? I imagine it's the same type of thing as grocery store clerks who suck their teeth at listerbums

    They dont care
    I dont care

    Win/win
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano its like getting needles at the pharmacy

    which im doing tomorrow probably

    'it's ok I'm not shooting drugs, I'm loading them into an airgun'
  3. Greenspam African Astronaut
    Unrelated as fuck

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-death-nyc-medical-examiner-dismisses-homicide-claim-by-dr-michael-baden

    NYC Medical Examiner Dismisses Epstein β€˜Homicide’ Claim by Dr. Michael Baden
    Dr. Michael Baden claims suicide is unlikely, but the doctor who performed the autopsy stands by her finding.

    New York City’s chief medical examiner pushed back hard Wednesday against a celebrity pathologist-for-hire’s conspiracy-stirring claim that Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy was more consistent with homicide than suicide.

    β€œThe original medical investigation was thorough and complete. There is no reason for a second medical investigation by our office,” said Dr. Barbara Sampson.

    Sampson determined Epstein died by suicide from hanging in his jail cell in August, while he was awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.

    Epstein’s lawyers and family have refused to accept her finding, and the disgraced financier’s brother hired Dr. Michael Badenβ€”erstwhile host of HBO’s Autopsyβ€”to do his own investigation.

    During an appearance Wednesday morning on Fox News, where he is a contributor, Baden said his own review isn’t complete but nonetheless suggested that suicide isn’t the cause of death.

    He claimed a collection of neck fractures in Epstein’s hyoid bone and thyroid cartilage β€œare extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and could occur much more commonly in homicidal strangulation.”

    β€œI’ve not seen in 50 years where that occurred in a suicidal hanging case,” Baden said.

    Although more common in homicidal strangulation cases, some studies have found that hyoid and thyroid fractures are not rare in suicidal hangings.

    A 2000 study in Australia found fractures in nearly half the 40 suicide cases it examined and said they were even more common in older victims and men; in fact, 15 percent had fractures of both the hyoid and the thyroid. And a 2010 study out of Thailand found such fractures in 25 percent of the confirmed suicides it reviewed....
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I went in a dollar store the other day while stoned to get a phone charger with this girl and we ended up getting $30 or 40 bucks worth of junk food and the middle aged weirdo started yelling about how all the machines were down and only one cash register was open and when we got there the girl asked if they would take a $20 with a rip in the corner (although the piece was present, stupid plastic money) and another fat middle aged white weirdo sighed and said "really? do you have to?" which seemed rather rude. That's kinda my reference point for dollar stores around here. Chinks own chink centric stores and arabs run all the convenience stores although there is a pizza place/convenience store in the rural area where I live that was recently purchased by a chinese woman and her son who made the convenience store more "drug paraphernalia specific" so that makes sense to me. There is no reason any chinese person should be allowed to own property in another country just because they can't do it back home
  5. Originally posted by aldra 'it's ok I'm not shooting drugs, I'm loading them into an airgun'


    Well to be fair, I will be picking up ampules of an injectible prescription in addition to them
  6. I made the wall of shame in my Anatomy class for writing "hyoid foramen" for a test and when he named it off in class the guys right behind me went HAAHAHAHAHAH HYOID FORAMEN!?!? AHAhAhaAHAa even thought they barely laughed at anything else.

    thanks totse
  7. And u tell your other classmates you cant go to class because youre on diluadid shooting binge. Post your essay
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano I made the wall of shame in my Anatomy class for writing "hyoid foramen" for a test and when he named it off in class the guys right behind me went HAAHAHAHAHAH HYOID FORAMEN!?!? AHAhAhaAHAa even thought they barely laughed at anything else.

    thanks totse

    I DON'T GET IT
  9. What did you think a hyoid foramen was

    It sounds like a shin bone
  10. My penis is almost useless on 300mg bear tricycle antidepressant. I miss having a dick with a life
  11. I want to inject hydrochloric LSD into your bones
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š What did you think a hyoid foramen was

    It sounds like a shin bone

    made me think of thyroid so maybe a neckboner
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š I want to inject hydrochloric LSD into your bones

    imagining the sound of a needle scratching against bone is very uncomfortable
  14. Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š And u tell your other classmates you cant go to class because youre on diluadid shooting binge. Post your essay

    No, today I told my profs I couldn't come to class because I had a medical procedure

    i did, I got my eyes dilated at the ompkfglmolgist

    then I did meth bc my pupils big so why not, then I remembered why not and decided get rid of it
  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    bump
  16. Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š I want to inject hydrochloric LSD into your bones

    You would waste drugs like that you bottom bitch
  17. Originally posted by DietPiano No, today I told my profs I couldn't come to class because I had a medical procedure

    i did, I got my eyes dilated at the ompkfglmolgist

    then I did meth bc my pupils big so why not, then I remembered why not and decided get rid of it

    Your eye delusions are like Roshambo head delusions

    I can't wait until you post from the hospital or get out of jail, your eyes are gonna get you caught

    Everyone can tell, even me. The international space station can see your pupils that's how big they are. Literally every human alive knows you're high

    They know you did meth a week ago just by the shape of your cornea. The search warrant evidence will be "his pupils gave him away"

    In court all they will need to show the jury is a picture of those eyes, one of them will faint and you will be charged in her death also and spend the rest of your life in prison and become just like wariat
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. I have nose delusions now. I waste like an hour a day taking pictures of my nose.

    My head is shrinking my pupils are black holes and my nose is deformed.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you've contracted the J-virus

    now you have to move to israel like a modern day leper
  20. I want to get raped by a squid

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