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I have a date

  1. 2019-10-21 at 5:45 AM UTC
    #41
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. U need a good surgeon, get those noses figured out. Deviated septrum… JESUS CHRIST. am I right or am I right pos?

    Yeah I have a deviated septum but a lot of people do. What you gibbering about? The shape of my nose has nothing to do with that. I get told I have a nice nose by people that don't have sinus disease. You sound jelly that you have a stupid nose. Post pix of your nose. Oh wait but you wont because its a stupid a nose on a stupid face.
  2. 2019-10-21 at 5:49 AM UTC
    #42
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra it's called a GUNT

    not at that level yet.

    pre-gunt.
  3. 2019-10-21 at 5:52 AM UTC
    #43
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
    U and ur date pushed way past stupid nose, broke completely through into retarded. Don't worry about my nose, u got enough ur plate.
  4. 2019-10-21 at 5:55 AM UTC
    #44
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol.
    U and ur date pushed way past stupid nose, broke completely through into retarded. Don't worry about my nose, u got enough ur plate.

    I'm not worried about your nose, I can just tell that you're deflecting because you have a stupid nose and you're even fatter, older, and uglier than both of us.

    You probably don't even has as nice nips as her, you're obviously jelly of her.
  5. 2019-10-21 at 5:56 AM UTC
    #45
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Heard.
  6. 2019-10-21 at 5:57 AM UTC
    #46
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I bet her piss stinks bad

    I keep chuckling every time I see this

    I mean, I get fona wanting to insult her but why is the smell of her piss the first thing that comes to mind?
  7. 2019-10-21 at 10:16 AM UTC
    #47
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra I keep chuckling every time I see this

    I mean, I get fona wanting to insult her but why is the smell of her piss the first thing that comes to mind?

    Fona and narc are piss connoisseurs
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  8. 2019-10-21 at 10:27 AM UTC
    #48
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She looks like an actor playing a 70s rock star like Jason Lee in almost famous

    Does not look feminine enough for me to bang. I would literally rather bang hikki who probably has a higher voice
  9. 2019-10-21 at 11:51 AM UTC
    #49
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I keep chuckling every time I see this

    I mean, I get fona wanting to insult her but why is the smell of her piss the first thing that comes to mind?

    the most empowering/overwhealming smell a woman has is the smell of her piss.

    with the right kind of nose you can even smell if their in heat or pregnant.

    or just had an abortion.
  10. 2019-10-21 at 11:55 AM UTC
    #50
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, she looks almost identical to my first gf. Only my gf had a bigger jay leno chin. Really sweet girl, but not particularly attractive.
  11. 2019-10-21 at 2:30 PM UTC
    #51
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Greenspam Fuck off you pale nig nog

    Hey lil peedy this is my thread if you don't like it you're welcome to kiss my dairy-air.
  12. 2019-10-21 at 3 PM UTC
    #52
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hey lil peedy this is my thread if you don't like it you're welcome to kiss my dairy-air.

    *derriere
  13. 2019-10-21 at 4:26 PM UTC
    #53
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Vitamin G *derriere

    I see what you did there, eheheheh you are so kawaii! eee eeeeeeeee!
  14. 2019-10-21 at 6:04 PM UTC
    #54
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I see what you did there, eheheheh you are so kawaii! eee eeeeeeeee!

    Thats just the proper spelling you drunk shit.
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  15. 2019-10-21 at 6:53 PM UTC
    #55
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Thats just the proper spelling you drunk shit.

    > tryimg to teach krรณz how to spell.

    whos drunker here.
  16. 2019-10-21 at 6:54 PM UTC
    #56
    Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny > tryimg to teach krรณz how to spell.

    whos drunker here.

    >tryimg
  17. 2019-10-21 at 7:55 PM UTC
    #57
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ i hear your texmex voice in my head like a hateful earworm

    so he's planting little baby kr0z seeds that will turn into maggots and eat your brain?
  18. 2019-10-21 at 7:59 PM UTC
    #58
    ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I haven't had one in quite awhile, were supposed to go out tonight but I got off work too late. But I'm off tomorrow so we rescheduled, we vibe really well and I really like her so far, she's an artist like me. We are going to the steeping room for tea and if he hit it off we are going to see the locust for halloween. She's pretty hott what do you gonts think? Anyways everything went well at work today, my boss asked me when she came in if I'm feeling better. I told yeah. Yesterday was such a bad day at work, I was supposed to go in at five but they begged me to come in 5 hours earlier and I was pretty pissed off and so not feeling it because I was drunk, I thought I had time to eat some sliders and chill down before going in, I was so upset that some guy was telling me how he's been going there for 50 years and that everyone is so rude here now adays and that he's considering just going to a different oyster bar and I told him maybe you should and he asked for me to go get my manager and so I did and the guy still kept bitching and my manager told me afterwards that he likes me but I can't say stuff like that. I usually don't I was just not in the right head space.


    She has a tattoo of you already?
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  19. 2019-10-21 at 8:01 PM UTC
    #59
    WellHung Black Hole
    ^^^She is not ugly, but she is also not the least bit attractive.
  20. 2019-10-21 at 8:16 PM UTC
    #60
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung ^^^She is not ugly, but she is also not the least bit attractive.

    Kr0z: Oh that was great. thanks
    Not Ugly: Shit.. i got to get home. my fathers coming home from LA
    Kr0z: I don't understand. wait, how old are you
    Not Ugly: Oh now you ask me!


    Originally posted by WellHung ^^^She is not ugly, but she is also not the least bit attractive.
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