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Posts by Vitamin G

  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ wake up and it hasnt ended yet

    its stupid how bad this withdrawal is for something that does almost nothing

    ive been whining for 4 days straight

    cant tell if im just particularly susceptible to Crouton wd or im just being a pussy. prob both

    Seriously get out and do something you nigger. Work out. Go for a walk. Don't let the opioids win. Nothing is worse than lying there and marinating in your own mental shit stew
  2. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I will take you.

    I'm going to make a place right now out in the deepest of woods. A place where I can take you and nobody can ever hear us; probably somewhere up in the Northern Territores of Canada.

    You're going to sit in a room, bounded. And dont even try to start to think of how you can somehow escape bevause this isnt some faggot american Hollywood horror film . There is no escape. I'm not dumb. You CANNOT escape.

    And anyway I'm going to have a huge black kettle in the corner like one where witches make their brew. Ya know the one where they say "double double toil and trouble" or whatever. And then they throw in rabbits feet and shit.

    Except its going to be your feet. Except not. Hehehehe. It's going to be SLIVERS of you. Slow slow slivers. Just mini portions of your body put into the stew. Over the course of YEARS, m8. Many many years. I'm gonna cut you so slowly that you can regrow the skin I'm cutting. I'm going to make you into the lenghtiest minestrone soup ever. I'm gonna make a recipe and attach it to the wall and make sure my descendants keep following through and continue to make a stew out of you for thousands of years.

    I dont know yet how I'm gonna ensure you stay alive for said thousands of years but that's neither here nor there. Point of the matter is you will be my new minestrone you SPIC!!!

    Minestrone is vegetarian
  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist This is true. Itโ€™s a running joke with many Americans that stuff made in China is cheap crap. Usually their small โ€œtrinket typeโ€ stuff always breaks. I canโ€™t count how many times I broke things and Iโ€™d look at who the manufacturer was, and itโ€™d say โ€œMade in Chinaโ€ on the bottom. Iโ€™d always say, โ€œfiguresโ€. Made in China is crap.

    Exactly. Nobody says quality stuff can't come from China, but they dont have the quality control that countries with actual manufacturing standards do. There's a reason everything on Wish comes from China and not Mexico or Vietnam or other countries a lot of our cheap goods are made.
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra translation: they wouldn't let him bang them

    I got approached by a lot of women there lol. I dont fucc and run anymore.
  5. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Trump kind of also got booed because he refused to throw the first pitch, which was a bitchmade move because he knows he will be shit and get made fun of.

    I didnt hear that lol. That's massively embarrassing. I get why he only shows up to curated events now.

    Apparently he was going to speak at a University here last year but bailed out and blamed it on protestors. In reality, not enough supporters showed up.

    Meanwhile dudes like Bernie hold town halls and literally just go down the street talking to people.
  6. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Damn it's raining here

    We got like 3 inches lol. It'll melt soon though.
  7. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Leaves are still green

    What is this shit

    Fuck
  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats so funny about that ?

    Don't speak to me.
  9. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by nonarky I believe she is a dirty prostitute that services very nasty people. Tulsi has no intention in winning the presidential race. She just comes out of the blue and Join the Presidential race and immediately is brought into debates? Trump showed support for her and Putin is funding her campaign just to steal votes. Tulsi sleeps around with many people, i wouldn't doubt if Trump had Stormy Daniels and Tulsi in bed at the same time then she goes off to sleep with Putin afterwards. Even Jesus Christ would recognize Tulsi as a dirty Tramp that works for Lucifer and would condemn her. She is really that bad. Did you know Putin paid for Tulsi's breast implants?

    Tulsi is so damn ugly, she could clog a toilet just by looking at it!

    She loves scat too thats why her breath smells off and she is always eating mints all the time.

    So how do you feel about flat chested, nasty Tulsi gabbard?

    Her whole family is full of Republican backers. She only went Democrat because Republicans have no fucking chance in Hawaii. She's a fake and a fraud. I mean check her top contributors. betabet, Apple, Microsoft, US Army, Wells Fargo. It's laughable how fake she is.
  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah, Chink. Go back to China you chink. Fight me with your nunchucks and karate you chink. Oh what are you gonna do put me in one of your broken elevators, chink? Maybe your great wall will save you, chink. Fuckin CHINK. Oh you cant see what I'm typing bevause of your slit eyes, chink?? Maybe eat another dog and that will help, CHINK.

    Why you takin my material
  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    So is eating meat immoral or not
  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra those sand people from star wars

    No, tusken raiders spend lots of time in the sun.
  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ 1

    1 Minestrone? Deal.
  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny age of consent in korea (south) is also 13.

    No it's not. It's 20 you absolute shit head.

    https://www.ageofconsent.net/world/south-korea
  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i just want to add that breads arent not a native mexhicant food.

    Yeah, try a little harder with your trolling next time, chink.
  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Still laughing at the look on his face lol
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I explicitly said stab me with a pocket knife in my stomach.

    How much will you pay me
  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    That looks plain and dull. At least pick pumpkin bread or nut bread or something
  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I always talk to women on dating apps until they want to meet me, then I think better of it. Done that to 3 women in the past couple months. They'll hint at meeting up and I just dont. Idk why. I'm happy with my occasional fuckbuddy
  20. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿท๐ŸฆŠ the year long bundy binge was definitely the worst thing ive ever done to myself. 3 years later im still not the same, i was having out of body experiences on a daily basis. it gave me some kind of mild transient epilepsy problem

    I know someone who works in a lab testing teenage rats with synthetic cannabinoids. It'd be uncouth to ask them which ones (though I'm dying to know) but the results are really depressing. Increased anxiety is one of them, which they apparently measure by electrocuting the floor, measuring their reaction, then later killing them and examining their brain.

    I often wonder if I've fucked up my brain but its best to not ruminate on that shit. Get into the habit of making decisions and following through on those decisions till completion. There is no other solution.
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