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1. 2019-10-30 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #121
   

   OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Vitamin G it's right side up, but their clits are kinda squinty.

   
   Post more stories. Im down
2. 2019-10-30 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #122
   

   Vitamin G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Post more stories. Im down

   
   I ate dinner and now I don't feel like it. Maybe later. I'll just use this thread as a dumping ground.
   
   Perhaps I could be persuaded if I got some Thanks
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • OMGPLZUNBAN
3. 2019-10-30 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #123
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Vitamin G it's right side up, but their clits are kinda squinty.

   
   Hawt.
   
   Post more stories.
4. 2019-10-30 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #124
   

   OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Vitamin G I ate dinner and now I don't feel like it. Maybe later. I'll just use this thread as a dumping ground.
   
   Perhaps I could be persuaded if I got some Thanks

   
   I'll give you a 100% customer LOLcat. What'chu want big homie?
5. 2019-10-30 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #125
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   hit that meth pipe & get on mine plz
6. 2019-10-30 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #126
   

   OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Hawt.
   
   Post more stories.

   
   Can we please respect the sanctity of this thread?
7. 2019-10-30 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #127
   

   OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by STER0S hit that meth pipe & get on mine plz

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Vitamin G, 
   • STER0S
8. 2019-10-30 at 2 AM UTC

   #128
   

   OMGPLZUNBAN Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by STER0S hit that meth pipe & get on mine plz

   
   
   
   
   Am I the only one paying attention to this thread?
9. 2019-10-30 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #129
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Emphasis on *might*. It needs to be earned.

   
   If you really want this thread to take off, you're going to have to stop being such a stingy faggot.
10. 2019-10-30 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #130
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Vitamin G I don't understand what's happening in this thread

    
    Tech and tendies.
11. 2019-10-30 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #131
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    FREE CUSTOM BATMAN SKIDMARKS
12. 2019-10-30 at 6:02 AM UTC

    #132
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shove a fucking razorblade down my throat. Name the razorblade LANDON and name my throat Dennis.
    
    I miss Dennis. He was a good man. I'm talking about tinychat Dennis. Good man.
    
    Anyway shove that shit down my throat and stab me in the gut repeatedly. Fuck. I really want that. I wish I was with someone irl right now that would at least stab me once in the stomach with a small pocket knife. I've never been stabbed. I have a million cuts and all that like most people but never been actually penetrated by a blade. I want it.
13. 2019-10-30 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #133
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    verygay
14. 2019-10-30 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #134
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I explicitly said stab me with a pocket knife in my stomach.
15. 2019-10-30 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #135
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I explicitly said stab me with a pocket knife in my stomach.

    
    How much will you pay me
16. 2019-10-30 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #136
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Vitamin G How much will you pay me

    
    1
17. 2019-10-30 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #137
    

    Vitamin G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ 1

    
    1 Minestrone? Deal.
18. 2019-10-30 at 6:47 AM UTC

    #138
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    hitler plz
19. 2019-10-30 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #139
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

    Originally posted by STER0S hitler wants a LOLcat

20. 2019-10-30 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #140
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Vitamin G 1 Minestrone? Deal.

    
    I will take you.
    
    I'm going to make a place right now out in the deepest of woods. A place where I can take you and nobody can ever hear us; probably somewhere up in the Northern Territores of Canada.
    
    You're going to sit in a room, bounded. And dont even try to start to think of how you can somehow escape bevause this isnt some faggot american Hollywood horror film . There is no escape. I'm not dumb. You CANNOT escape.
    
    And anyway I'm going to have a huge black kettle in the corner like one where witches make their brew. Ya know the one where they say "double double toil and trouble" or whatever. And then they throw in rabbits feet and shit.
    
    Except its going to be your feet. Except not. Hehehehe. It's going to be SLIVERS of you. Slow slow slivers. Just mini portions of your body put into the stew. Over the course of YEARS, m8. Many many years. I'm gonna cut you so slowly that you can regrow the skin I'm cutting. I'm going to make you into the lenghtiest minestrone soup ever. I'm gonna make a recipe and attach it to the wall and make sure my descendants keep following through and continue to make a stew out of you for thousands of years.
    
    I dont know yet how I'm gonna ensure you stay alive for said thousands of years but that's neither here nor there. Point of the matter is you will be my new minestrone you SPIC!!!