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  1. Originally posted by Sophie Try to kill me with a Styrofoam cannonball then. Do you even high school physics?

    we're not talking about styrofoam or cannons.. we're talking about modestly bigger sized metal bullets that travel at different speeds.

    Also, yes a bigger metal cannon ball with enough added explosive power to make it travel way faster would kill you more easily than a small one with considerably less power to the point where it travels slower.
  2. I'll make you fucking choke to death on a styrofoam cannonball.
  3. I miss bling bling, I think he's dead
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon I'll make you fucking choke to death on a styrofoam cannonball.

    I'd love to see you try, i keep a flask of acetone handy for just these occasions faggot.
  5. i found like a few hours worth of footage i filmed while i was a junkie listening to lil peep, smoking meth, throwing up and talking on and on about nothing. its too bad its all so blatantly identifying and degenerate and embarrassing
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  6. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i found like a few hours worth of footage i filmed while i was a junkie listening to lil peep, smoking meth, throwing up and talking on and on about nothing. its too bad its all so blatantly identifying and degenerate and embarrassing

    Edit it into a rap song then post it
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  7. This shit might have some value at nitetime, it seems to like double the effects of gabapentin, which is pleasant.. I just hate the fucking smell, either having to smell up your clothes and your car or do it behind a bush or something.. no thanks, I'd rather do it the natural way. It makes you sleepier for a reason.

    I just don't really wanna get into this shit while it's still illegal at the very least. I'm on probation and if I even get a hit for marijuana posession I get an automatic felony and have to go to prison for 6 months (not that I would have to serve all that, but still). I'm more comfortable with hard drugs ironically even if just because they don't smell so fricken bad. But if it helps me sleep maybe it's worth it.

    Malice post, sorry. Shoot me if you want.
  8. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Shoot me if you want.

    With pleasure
  9. except §m£ÂgØL
  10. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Too late I know where you live bucko
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    1. .22's leave terrible wounds. Getting shot in the stomach with a .22 is basically the worst pain beyond kidney stones and cathetors. Knives just make you numb. I have a friend who was shot through the hand with a .22 and it just looks like a slug is trying to crawl out of his palm. They will dead the fuck out of you though, esp a magnum. Single action .22s are garbage tho for all practical purposes

    2. I've been feeling slightly better about life the last few days. Might renounce all unworthy hos and go with my gf

    3. I quit smoking cigarettes and now I can't stop eating everything.

    4. Really considering getting either a bengal cat or a doberman soon
  12. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo 1. .22's leave terrible wounds. Getting shot in the stomach with a .22 is basically the worst pain beyond kidney stones and cathetors. Knives just make you numb. I have a friend who was shot through the hand with a .22 and it just looks like a slug is trying to crawl out of his palm. They will dead the fuck out of you though, esp a magnum. Single action .22s are garbage tho for all practical purposes

    2. I've been feeling slightly better about life the last few days. Might renounce all unworthy hos and go with my gf

    3. I quit smoking cigarettes and now I can't stop eating everything.

    4. Really considering getting either a bengal cat or a doberman soon

    Bissel Pet Foundation has their Empty the Shelters adoption promotion next week, 125 different animal shelters participate and it's $25 flat adoption fees. Could see if you have a participating shelter near you, the one I volunteer for does it.

    https://www.bissellpetfoundation.org/empty-the-shelters/
  13. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    is it legal to eat dog/cat meat.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM is it legal to eat dog/cat meat.

    IDK but is it right?
  15. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie IDK but is it right?

    I think it's morally fine as long as it's not your pet or something. We eat pigs and their intelligence is far more similar to a human's than a dog or cat. They're just not as cute or well tempered, and have never been useful for defense/hunting/catching pests because they're not predators.

    I would eat dog or cat at the first opportunity. I will eat almost anything at least once. I fail to see how it's any different from all the other intelligent creatures we will eat.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    §m£ÂgØL eats dick and hydro ass, not surprising you eat pigs cats and dogs
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  17. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo §m£ÂgØL eats dick and hydro ass, not surprising you eat pigs cats and dogs

    I have never eaten ass or sucked a dick.

    I almost ate dick but I preferred the dachang bao xiaochang
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I have never eaten ass or sucked a dick.

    I almost ate dick but I preferred the dachang bao xiaochang

    I bet I could make you suck my dick
  19. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I think it's morally fine as long as it's not your pet or something. We eat pigs and their intelligence is far more similar to a human's than a dog or cat. They're just not as cute or well tempered, and have never been useful for defense/hunting/catching pests because they're not predators.

    I would eat dog or cat at the first opportunity. I will eat almost anything at least once. I fail to see how it's any different from all the other intelligent creatures we will eat.

    Would you eat human? Long pig?
  20. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Would you eat human? Long pig?

    Depending on the situation, yeah. It'd have to be legal and like, someone who wanted to be eaten. There's some really weird vore fetishists (not sure if it's still vore or something else) that actually want to be physically consumed. Like this dude.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding

    Then there's that Japanese guy who cannibalized a bunch of girls and never went to prison for it and hosts parties where he serves meatballs made with his own liposuctioned fat. But that's a little different.

    Don't ask me about breast milk

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