Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Lol you pulled that off Reddit or wiki source or something but added in dumfuck and soda nice plagerism sherlock
If he's at the point of dts he's beyond doing that stuff
Lol. I didn't. I just so happen to drink for almost two decades at this point. But then if you believe IQ above single digits is a lie, whatever helps you sleep at night buddy. Love yourself. Even if it's hard ;3
eating while/before drinking defeats the purpose of drinking in the first place
It really doesn't, unless your purpose in drinking is to get so completely and utterly shitfaced that it doesn't matter anymore (which you can still do while eating). The main purpose of eating while drinking is to avoid increased acidity. Wouldn't want your stomach to digest itself, now would we?
Ever wonder why alcoholics get stomach ulcers more often than regular people? Sure. Being depressed and not caring about one's health, and above all, wanting to forget is a thing. But why inflict possibly permanent damage on yourself just to get a temporary escape? ...
Oh now that I think about it ... Here are some "tricks" you can use to diminish the after-effects of alcohol:
1. Drink water (NOT SODA, WATER YOU DUMBFUCK) while getting drunk. This will severely reduce loss of hydration which will improve your condition during and after the endeavor.
2. Administer yourself some active charcoal after having slept. Active charcoal tends to absorb a plethora of toxins, including alcohol. If you administer yourself charcoal while drinking, it will actually mitigate some of your drunkness (if you wanna get drunk, it might be counter productive. Then again it won't absorb 100% of what you drink, either.)
3. Drink some milk or, better yet, a little bit of oil before drinking. This will coat your stomach and prevent indigestion as well as somewhat mitigate stomach burning, which in turn can mitigate the development of stomach ulcers, diarrhea and nausea. Again, it's not a 100% counter.
4. Be sure to eat while you drink. Has a similar effect to drinking oils, as fats will coat your stomach. An added benefit is that food "dilutes" the effects of alcohol on your stomach as well as dilutes alcohol in your blood. Food, being mostly based on carbon, tends to absorb alchy toxins as well. Which means that a part of alcohol will remain in your digestive system as opposed to your blood. Taking a dump in the morning will evacuate the contaminated matter. Once more the effect is limited and you're bound to gain weight if you're doing this a lot.
5. Do some physical exercise while hungover. Alcohol plays nice with water. So if you exercise enough to sweat, some of the toxins will be evacuated out of your body through sweat.
6. Drink a single beer while you are hungover. While this might sound counter-productive, alcohol tends to modify your blood pressure. While you are hungover, your blood pressure is fucked. Drinking a small amount of alcohol will normalize it to some degree and reduce both nausea and headaches. BE SURE NOT TO OVERDRINK as it will end up having the opposite effect.
I can't say I approve of you promising not to drink and then doing it all over again. But then I'm not going to save you from yourself. Only you can do that. My only hope is that you drink safely. Take care and godspeed in your future endeavors.
Ehh ... You know Hikki, I'm starting to get used to you. You get drunk, you're then sick from a hangover (btw, hangover is a punishment, NOT a sickness) for about a couple days, then you start missing the drunken bliss and then you go right back to drinking. So forgive me if I take your words with a grain of salt.
