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2019-09-29 at 10:03 AM UTC in For some reason I wanna fuck Jennifer Aniston todayHere's your daily fix boi.
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2019-09-29 at 10:02 AM UTC in Protective group of the USA named here on Larry King
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2019-09-29 at 9:40 AM UTC in Protective group of the USA named here on Larry KingThere you go. Was it THAT hard to make your own thread if you want to be fucked with? Anyway. As requested, more CBT:
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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2019-09-29 at 9:14 AM UTC in meet girls, big if true
Originally posted by Wariat Skullfag you mean.
Nigga fuck right off. You know that if you make your own threads I'm gonna sage it to shit. Motherfucker you're the anti-lulz personified. Get the fuck off muh intarnetz. If you wanna fuck with me, make a thread and I'll fuk u up like I usually do. If you're gonna be my little bitch and bark at me whenever I'm talking to real men, it's just gonna stink the whole place up. Know your fucking place you barmy arsemonger. You wanna be fuked, make a thread, call me out and I'm gonna post more CBT you crave so much. Let the adults talk babe, K? -
2019-09-29 at 9:11 AM UTC in meet girls, big if true
Originally posted by bigthink idk skulltag, I've never had to describe them/look for them till I moved.
I guess kinda trashy, but not a dumpster fire if you know what I mean?
If it's not a dumpsterfire you looking for, forget the drug-party chicks. The fuk is good when she's high, but guess who gotta pay for her high in the first place? Look at places which has hipsters. Especially left wing ones, those tend to be kinky as fuck.
Don't fret, politics don't matter. It doesn't fucking matter if you're a flamboyantly gay nazi supporting the white brotherhood through insider love or if you're a 16 child nigger who suspiciously has children of any color but black (cuck).
Don't oversell yourself. Don't undersell yourself. Don't try too hard and don't be affraid to approch them slags with a direct proposition. You see a slut who likes some fuk? You'd like some fuk. It's that simple.
Thou shalt not judge teh slut. Thou shalt become teh slut. Teh slut will likely embellish herself and tell you obvious lies. Thou shalt accept such lies without asking what poser through yonder vaggy breaks. Thou shalt embellish youself as well, without going overboard. Let her know that you're just as much of a poser as she is, yet you don't mine either of you being flamboyant fags so long as you both get what you want: sum fuk.
You'd be surprised how many people actually don't mind fucking regardless of apprearance (because they themselves aren't perfect, and it makes ppl feel at ease to be with someone who knows you're lieing, but is not gonna push it.) and remember, while appearance does matter, the thots with the cutest faces are usually the least pleasurable ones in bed 'cause their appearance means they don't get to slut themselves out as much. They're worth too much.
Above all, use a fucking condom less you're already positive (even then, don't go in without one 'till you both cleared, or if you're a Hikki). Honesty is surprisingly easy. Just be sure not to fall in love with a hoe you're with clearly for fucking. If you both come to that understanding, thou shalt get laid every night forevermore.
(Okay I'm fucking done with the forcing. If you have a specific question, fucking ask it. I can't be arsed to do milk the joke anymore.) -
2019-09-29 at 8:50 AM UTC in In Poland, Wariat needed a step skooter, in order to chase around niggers...
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2019-09-29 at 8:43 AM UTC in In Poland, Wariat needed a step skooter, in order to chase around niggers...
Originally posted by WellHung Ty. I appreciate that. 🌹
But I'm sure I'll be banned again before too long.
Sure, if you're gonna be a dumb fucking bellend like you've been before. Get creative. Sage Wariat's own threads instead of posting dumb shit only morons like me respond to. Oh and don't piss off Lanny without a reason. Only do it for teh lulz, nub.
P.S.: I'm drunk and trying too hard. Fuk off faggot. -
2019-09-29 at 8:38 AM UTC in meet girls, big if trueDepends what kinda girls you want. What do you have in mind?
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2019-09-29 at 8:34 AM UTC in In Poland, Wariat needed a step skooter, in order to chase around niggers...DUDE! Welcome back! Ey, you missed quite some shite here. Believe it or not, I'm now Wariat's dominatrix, apparently (GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I FEEL DIRTY). Because I managed to train him into posting less and less of his shit threads. The secret? Sage his threads with CBT. I'm also going to post "gangsta" homo porn in his threads from this day on, thanks to Vinny's brilliant idea. Join in on the fun! Good to have you back, you dumb fucking cunt!
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2019-09-29 at 8:20 AM UTC in Buying women's perfume online to augment masturbation sessions
Originally posted by gadzooks I'm legit considering this.
Is it dumb as fuck?
It prolly is, but, like, I want to experience the "scent of a woman" (lol Al Pacino movie).
I was just sitting here reminiscing about all my best past experiences with the "fairer" sex, and the one thing that evokes the most memorable emotional experience was the smell.
Not that long ago I had this chick that would sleep over at my place all the time - we fucked once or twice, but that's not even what I reminisce the most over.
I miss falling asleep next to her and smelling her hair.
Like, I would spontaneously wake up in the middle of the night for whatever reason, but as soon as I got a whiff of her hair smell I immediately felt comfortable.
I miss her hair smell.
I'm finna buy some lady perfume and hair products to splash onto the sex doll I'm making.
Good idea? Bad idea? Absolutely psychotic insane potential serial killer idea?
Share your THOTs.
Honestly? I don't think it's insane. It's a bit unsettling (can be a lot for some people) but it's merely a consequence of a much more complicated cause. Why do you need this scent? To replace something. Or more specifically someone. Will it do what you want it to do? No, it will not. It might be a band aid to help you out for a short while, but in the long term, the wound you have will only get infected and rot if you don't clean it out.
I'd advise you to instead practice hobbies, explore other possibilities with your sexuality, meditate and practice self control and rationalizing. Do anything that you can to make up for what has been lost with what you can gain. No matter how hard you try to get back the fleeting moments of security and happiness you had, you won't. Think about it. Even if you got back with that woman, would things ever be the same as they were? ...
Now. The metaphysical shit is out of the way. Personally, I can't say I approve. But fuck man, it's none of my fucking business how you masturbate or what you do in your bedroom. So long as you don't go out in the streets raping shit and taking names, it's nobody's business but yours.
Some people get off to prostate massages, some like period blood, some wonder what cum tastes like. Are you a freak for having a specific fetish? Maybe. But does anybody have any business judging you for it? I don't think so. Ultimately, so long as it's safe, it's your choice what you do to your body, how you do it and what the morals involving it are.
So you do you, and don't bother asking this shithole what we think. -
2019-09-29 at 8:08 AM UTC in Is there any more rap like thisThis is a well known one, but check out Nujabes. Unfortunately the artist died in his prime so there's no new stuff from him.
Another one I like quite a bit is Sweatshop Union. They do include thoughtful lyrics and some jazz and blues here and there, but there's more beneath the surface with them:
Enjoy your trip to lyrics lad. -
2019-09-29 at 5:35 AM UTC in WELCOME TO THE ZONE MY FRIENDSGet out of here Stalker, or you will be lost to the Zone!
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2019-09-29 at 5:12 AM UTC in Just got word that hydro died
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2019-09-29 at 4:04 AM UTC in Incel Rant
Originally posted by 8stringflinG Of course Wariat sticks to this thread like a fly on paper
Well, I trained him not to post Wariat threads anymore. The CBT seems to have calmed him down. In retrospect, I don't know if it's such a good idea since he's bleeding out everywhere else though ...
Originally posted by gadzooks My ED is still alive and kicking.
tfw no viagra…
You just need a right lass to get that fixed bud. I don't know your situation so I shouldn't be advising you I think. Still, I think the more you seek something out, the harder it becomes to find it because you end up frustrated from the search along the way. Care about yourself more and the rest will come along. You don't need the female company to survive, but you need to survive to have that company, if that makes sense. Probably doesn't. I have been drinking a bit much. -
2019-09-29 at 1:52 AM UTC in France v. Valve
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2019-09-28 at 9:09 PM UTC in Hey Skullfag this is just for you boi
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2019-09-28 at 9:01 PM UTC in Hey Skullfag this is just for you boi
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2019-09-28 at 8:56 PM UTC in Hey Skullfag this is just for you boi
Originally posted by Wariat You couldnt make it anywhere in there. Youd be walking around with a black eye daily in any prison on any yard even lvel 1.
You walked with an open ass every-day, every night. Oh sorry, you couldn't walk from all the assfuck you were getting, my bad :3 Have more CBT thottie.
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2019-09-28 at 8:49 PM UTC in Hey Skullfag this is just for you boi
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2019-09-28 at 6:42 PM UTC in THERE WILL BE CIVIL WAR
