Originally posted by bigthink
idk skulltag, I've never had to describe them/look for them till I moved.
I guess kinda trashy, but not a dumpster fire if you know what I mean?
If it's not a dumpsterfire you looking for, forget the drug-party chicks. The fuk is good when she's high, but guess who gotta pay for her high in the first place? Look at places which has hipsters. Especially left wing ones, those tend to be kinky as fuck.
Don't fret, politics don't matter. It doesn't fucking matter if you're a flamboyantly gay nazi supporting the white brotherhood through insider love or if you're a 16 child nigger who suspiciously has children of any color but black (cuck).
Don't oversell yourself. Don't undersell yourself. Don't try too hard and don't be affraid to approch them slags with a direct proposition. You see a slut who likes some fuk? You'd like some fuk. It's that simple.
Thou shalt not judge teh slut. Thou shalt become teh slut. Teh slut will likely embellish herself and tell you obvious lies. Thou shalt accept such lies without asking what poser through yonder vaggy breaks. Thou shalt embellish youself as well, without going overboard. Let her know that you're just as much of a poser as she is, yet you don't mine either of you being flamboyant fags so long as you both get what you want: sum fuk.
You'd be surprised how many people actually don't mind fucking regardless of apprearance (because they themselves aren't perfect, and it makes ppl feel at ease to be with someone who knows you're lieing, but is not gonna push it.) and remember, while appearance does matter, the thots with the cutest faces are usually the least pleasurable ones in bed 'cause their appearance means they don't get to slut themselves out as much. They're worth too much.
Above all, use a fucking condom less you're already positive (even then, don't go in without one 'till you both cleared, or if you're a Hikki). Honesty is surprisingly easy. Just be sure not to fall in love with a hoe you're with clearly for fucking. If you both come to that understanding, thou shalt get laid every night forevermore.
(Okay I'm fucking done with the forcing. If you have a specific question, fucking ask it. I can't be arsed to do milk the joke anymore.)
