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  1. cigreting Dark Matter
    Unexpected expenses like these will happen. I hope you have enough stashed away for the next unexpected expense. I hope you both didnt clean out your accounts to get a decent down payment on your house.(which i believe is total bullshit and you have yet to prove otherwise) subarus suck balls to work on so have fun
  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by blaster master Dude this bitchy lady I used to work for is hitting me up begging me to complete a job someone screwed her on. She's old and gross but I kinda want to make her have sex with me to finish this job. She's already offering 50 an hour, I haven't jerked it in a couple days I may go over there tonight, get started on it, and then let her know that I can't finish without getting some.

    😂😂
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    wow ur grampsapsa dumpt an gud lod on u fgt
  4. cigreting Dark Matter
    can ur granpsapsa dood dees 2 a guy i kno
    askin 4 an friend
  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls es luk sem liek mi granmpspsss kokonut juise

    do u guzl et liek u guzl hems bols
  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat only to get my dick sucked but for some reason as i tried to go in her ass it got soft or i timed it wrong and let her suck too long snd it just got soft. but it wasnt fully soft like it was half way hard and soft so it sort of bent in her ass like only some of it went in and i barely felt it but apparently it hurt her and she made me stop but thats normal for first time anal no?

    fuckin bent it goin in dry😂😂😂🤣🤣
  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat Bedore we tried it she sucked my dick
    really well guys ronight like she just loved it. And this time loved it. I washed it with soap after taki f eadh piss so she woukdbt srop ro run away i also rold her rhis rime itd clean. It started as i was playibf my ps3 she was watching and put her foot on my hand or controller than my dick. I told her i gor to piss did cleaned it than said dome on sudk it snd sort of took it our oh wait before thwt she had her foot on open dick than i ran ro restroom and later she jist wudked it so food like she smilee like she lived for it than i ate ass pussy and dingeree bur she wouldnt let me dudk her pussy but said ok we dan try anal or ass.

    wats dingeree
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls it smeel of u grampspas tropikal batty hol

    wats batie
  9. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley That's crazy you have erectile dysfunction from all the years of watching porn and masturbating wariat, you broke ur penis haha

    lol his fetishes are only going to get worse...whats after dog asshole licking?
  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    hows ur dik smeel
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Start carrying fake piss and a hand warmer around in your lunchbox
  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    tl;dr version: licked some fat girls asshole after she was all sweaty at a club and my dik went mush as usual
  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    me want service op avi
  14. cigreting Dark Matter
    you are aware that stupid bitch above has herpes right you dumbass
  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    Guess
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Years ago a couple of my friends were sitting in a car next to me one long drinking night and friend 1 had 2 opened beer bottles in his console of his car and friend 2 grabbed friend 1's spitter instead of his beer and took a huge gulp before he realized it was friend 1s spitter. Good times
  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.xvideos.com/video38990781/old_goes_young_-_talented_cutie_pleases_old_dick_with_her_tongue

    "pleases old dick"
  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny back in the days ?

    how old do you think you are.

    Older than you
  19. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah yes, the 2 stroke cloud of smoke. My first motorcycle (bought new, I had junkers before that) was a Kawasaki KE100. Brand new and smoked like a 20yr old car. The battery in it was only 6V too. I took it back after 2 weeks to be worked on because the battery would go flat and I'd have to take it out and charge it overnight every day.

    The guy at the shop basically said "dude, it's a 6v battery..you're fucked". On my motorcycle driving test the instructor was on his bike behind me and stopped me mid test to say "i'm not happy with your indicator lights they are very dim"….I explained the 6v battery dilemma and told him I'd charged it up the night before expecting him to sympathize…but he said:

    "I've been riding bikes for 30yrs and I've never heard of such a thing"…I looked at his 1000cc 12v batteried bike and wanted to say "Hey dumbfuck..when was the last time in that 30yrs you rode a 100cc 6v battery beast?"…I didn't though.

    I thought he was going to fail me because of it but he didn't…just wanted to be a twat I guess.

    Nice, i had a ke100 back in the day. Cool enduro
  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    how bigs her dik
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