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so I went to the ukrianian club again last night

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and i tried to fuck some 28 or 20 yr old ukriwnian chicks or hit them up buy them drinks etc and nothing worked. they ignored me or clsimed to have boyfriends or just werent interested. sort of like when me and star trek tried it wt the other bar we were at here in town. anyway, eventually i was srill on methadrone or had some left so i was horny so i sort of went up to or started to dance around these 31 yr olds one with big tits and the other slughtly pudgy or obese but not bad and they were all over me. or the pudgy one. she like ended up turning and hitting me with her ass when we dsnced and later we made out many times including her kissing my neck ear etc. i felt like i was being smothered. but at the end of the night like at 4 am i told her i may not perform or get hard because she replied we csn go to your place or mine when i asked her if she wanted to come over. and i started having feelings of inadeauecy or worried sbout rectile dysfunction. so she basiclsly got scsred or replied maybe you need another girk tonight or to find a diff one? and she sorpped like kissing me or being vlose etc. so she ended up leaving and bawiclaly ditching me and later this blond chick also like 31-32 was there and i dont know why i didnt try for the youngins as there were many 18 yr olds there last night like many but i ende up dancing newr her as i think the reason was she was alone and seemed like an easier target for me. so later we went to my place and ende dup fucking but my dick surprised me because it got hard for a minute and even when it wasnt she srill got on top and sort of fucked it. but only pussy she woukdnt put it in the ass or let me or suck my dick or lick my ass or nothing and i ended up licking her pussya nd ass which was sort of lame.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    im talking to the one who ditched me on facebook and she seems to have a boyfriend or husband and a kid. anyway she said she doesnt like or want anal sex but didnt say no to rimming when i asked if she likes to give pleasure with her tounge and mouth and give head and rimming? she never said no to it. this is her:





    this is the one I didnt fuck.
  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    tl;dr version: licked some fat girls asshole after she was all sweaty at a club and my dik went mush as usual
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat she said she doesnt like or want anal sex but didnt say no to rimming when i asked if she likes to give pleasure with her tounge and mouth and give head and rimming? she never said no to it.

    did she even reply to the question?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah so this DDD blonde 16 year old dog porn star was sucking my cock last night and then I punched out her boyfriend in one hit, true story

  7. #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Haha u should castrate urself imho
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    Originally posted by Wariat and i tried to fuck some 28 or 20 yr old ukriwnian chicks or hit them up buy them drinks etc and nothing worked. they ignored me or clsimed to have boyfriends or just werent interested. sort of like when me and star trek tried it wt the other bar we were at here in town. anyway, eventually i was srill on methadrone or had some left so i was horny so i sort of went up to or started to dance around these 31 yr olds one with big tits and the other slughtly pudgy or obese but not bad and they were all over me. or the pudgy one. she like ended up turning and hitting me with her ass when we dsnced and later we made out many times including her kissing my neck ear etc. i felt like i was being smothered. but at the end of the night like at 4 am i told her i may not perform or get hard because she replied we csn go to your place or mine when i asked her if she wanted to come over. and i started having feelings of inadeauecy or worried sbout rectile dysfunction. so she basiclsly got scsred or replied maybe you need another girk tonight or to find a diff one? and she sorpped like kissing me or being vlose etc. so she ended up leaving and bawiclaly ditching me and later this blond chick also like 31-32 was there and i dont know why i didnt try for the youngins as there were many 18 yr olds there last night like many but i ende up dancing newr her as i think the reason was she was alone and seemed like an easier target for me. so later we went to my place and ende dup fucking but my dick surprised me because it got hard for a minute and even when it wasnt she srill got on top and sort of fucked it. but only pussy she woukdnt put it in the ass or let me or suck my dick or lick my ass or nothing and i ended up licking her pussya nd ass which was sort of lame.
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  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    That's crazy you have erectile dysfunction from all the years of watching porn and masturbating wariat, you broke ur penis haha
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley That's crazy you have erectile dysfunction from all the years of watching porn and masturbating wariat, you broke ur penis haha

    lol his fetishes are only going to get worse...whats after dog asshole licking?
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm not sure, I never really put dog asshole licking on the spectrum of devolving sexual fetishes. I think it's gonna go to cats/other animals with an increasingly younger companionship of females. Like trying to get an 8 year old to do weird sexual shit to a cat with a bottle of whip cream and a bag of speed (paid for by mom)
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I heard of someone in prison who got introuble for making a child do weird sexual shit involving desert items (like syrup or some shit) and the family cat, i could see wariat doing that
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