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  1. #41
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bradley may I ask why u two ladies don't like each other?

    Why does every woman that posts here hate every other woman that posts here? Not a single one of you is friends with another.

    I suppose some of our male members are very similar .

    they like eachother thats how they bond, by hanging the piss on there mates
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  2. #42
    Bradley Florida Man
    their*

    and that's good. I wonder what Incessant looks like I've seen all the rest of them except fralalala whose been sufficiently described that I don't need a photo.
  3. #43
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    let me paint a picture for you with my words
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  5. #45
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm going to get an armadillo tattoo when my friend starts needing people to practice on. I've always wanted a Texas tattoo but the outline of Texas is too cliche.
  6. #46
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Suck it up, pussy
  7. #47
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley may I ask why u two ladies don't like each other?

    Why does every woman that posts here hate every other woman that posts here? Not a single one of you is friends with another.

    I suppose some of our male members are very similar .

    one bi t the others pussy lip too hard and like stretched it back while holding it in her teeth, still a scar there. Not cool man like bitch this ain't the porter house special.

    And the perfume sprayed directly on the gunt creating a barrier of aroma, it became too much.

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Suck it up, pussy

    actual quote from that fateful night


    most on topic post ITT btw
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  8. #48
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    *jerk off gesture *

    Go suck ur boyfriends dick off, little dick
  9. #49
    Ghost Black Hole
    *jerk on jester*

  10. #50
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm going to get an arm an dildo tattoo when my friend starts needing people to practice on.

    FTFY
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  11. #51
    slide22 African Astronaut
    I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Just another Pagan Holiday
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  12. #52
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You should post that thanksgiving skit you and Gigi made
  13. #53
    Bradley Florida Man
    I would but someone flagged it for copyright violation
  14. #54
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22 I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Just another Pagan Holiday

    Bite me!!

    I love Thanksgiving, but I don’t for a moment think that it’s anything but a somewhat phony and artificial holiday. Since it is our only true de facto two-day holiday more than makes up for any flaws. But let’s not be fooled by the Pilgrim nonsense.

    The term thanksgiving was brandished throughout US history and officially codified by Lincoln in 1863 at the behest of an activist/writer named Sara Hale. Before 1863 there was no Thanksgiving per se, but a lot of proclamations giving thanks for this and that, all called Thanksgiving. There were virtually no Thanksgiving events from the Thomas Jefferson administration until Sara revitalized the dying idea. Her rationale was that Americans didn’t have enough holidays. The Lincoln Thanksgiving was justified as a celebration of the North’s victory in winning the battle Gettysburg and had absolutely nothing to do with Pilgrims or anything of the sort. That nonsense was all reverse engineered by sentimentalists. Even the first supposed ‘Thanksgiving’ in 1621 was a three day one-shot party modeled after something called Harvest Home. It wasn’t called Thanksgiving. Harvest Home was a end of the harvest party celebrated in parts of the British Isles. This party didn’t happen again and, in fact, most of the invited Indian guests to the 1621 event were later butchered by the growing population of settlers.

    One documented ‘Thanksgiving” was for a one-shot celebration to be held on June 20th. 1676, Thanksgiving was used more as a generic term for taking a ad-libbed holiday. There were some references to it being an occasional homage to the Pilgrims now and then, but most people thought it that part was silly. Jefferson was particularly annoyed by the notion.

    Again it was Lincoln who made it a yearly event and also made it stick to the fourth Thursday in November. It only changed for two years during the Franklin Roosevelt administration and moved up a week in hopes of stretching the Christmas buying pattern an extra week in hopes of helping the economy. It was already a known fact that Thanskgiving was the kick off to Christmas buying. A slew of half-baked traditionalists found the Roosevelt change an abomination since it somehow insulted Pilgrims or the D.A.R. or who knows who and was changed back after two years of bickering.
  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Didn't Read, didn't write

    Gas engines
  16. #56
    Bradley Florida Man
    I no longer gangbang just slang the wang
  17. #57
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Incessant I'm going to get a big blak cok tattoo when my friend starts needing people to practice on. I've always wanted a Texas tattoo but the outline of Texas is too cliche im a huge faggot so it would be perfect
  18. #58
    Ghost Black Hole
    I never read these lol they are never funny ^ except when I do them
  19. #59
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Hope everyone has a great thanksgiving and gets to see fam and friends and eat way too much!

    I know i will fo sho

    I'm gonna do what I do every Thanksgiving and take a nice dose of edibles before dinner. No one in my family really drinks besides me.
  20. #60
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by slide22 I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. Just another Pagan Holiday

    What's so bad about pigeons
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