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2023-08-22 at 6:37 PM UTC in I got stopped scolded and fucked with just now
Originally posted by Wariat it makes no sense fuys. i kept telling them shes legal shes age of consent. but why was i even telling them this when we never fucked. just in case they see on camera me kissing her knees legs shoulders etc i guess after we drank. i didnt want a charge of giving alcohol to minor which also makes no sense as there are actual clubs here who serve to minors or 16 plus clubs.
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2023-08-22 at 2:51 AM UTC in You got any good stories about getting arrested?
Originally posted by trippymindfuk My first time getting arrested was because someone called the cops on me and a couple buddies smoking weed in a field. I was 15, decided to take off on my bike. I circled the block, cut up a side trail when I saw the cop car catching up. I was turning the corner to turn on my road and a volunteer fireman heard the call on the radio and jumped out of his car and ran up and grabbed me. I almost made it home! Bitches…
That was disorderly conduct I believe I just had to pay court costs.
should have threatened to suk his dik n c if he holds on -
2023-08-21 at 5:30 PM UTC in You got any good stories about getting arrested?
Originally posted by Instigator Like maybe the first time getting arrested? Or some ridiculous reason for getting arrested?
The first time I ever got arrested at 17, I was with my friend Mick and wed just been going from house party to house party all night, it was still early hours of the morning and were sort of drunk and just looking for a place to go smoke a joint wed cross the road sort of joking around punching eachother for a laugh…Now its not illegal to jaywalk in england so were perfectally find crossing wherever the fuck were crossing…police must of just seen us and decided to just see what were up, We saw the police abit too late they jumped on us both but I had an ounce of hash in my pocket and not wanting to get arrested I managed to get my arm free and throw the ounce away but my aim was shit and I managed to throw it at the tallest wall possible, it was one of those crazy moments where everything went a bit slow motion and the ounce just perfectly bounced straight back and landed at my feet, I got a caution and let straight back out in the morning and just met up with mick and laughed about it
Loads of other stupid shit cause ive never been arrested sober, but that one always comes to mind and i thought Id start a thread in SG for a change.
what the fuck is a caution in your faggy country -
2023-08-20 at 3:31 PM UTC in guys get a load of thiwif shit cums it poop hol
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2023-08-20 at 3:28 AM UTC in holy fucki take that as a yes
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2023-08-19 at 7:45 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota Corolla
Originally posted by A College Professor to smere the cum off the windows you have to click windows>programfiles>accessories>windshieldWhypper32.eexxEEE
fundamentally speaking arnie youre right but you also sound like a boomer complaining that you dont understand the concept of tapping youare finger on a screen, honestly none of it really makes any sense
reminds me of my van literally it has levers for the heat/air but it has no lights on them so in the dark you have to know whats what, thats how a REAL MAN controls his air conditioner at night is by his memory. its very macho pushing those levers
I bet it has back lighting but your too dumb/poor to research the issue -
2023-08-19 at 7:42 PM UTC in holy fuckdid u finger ur but in the bar bathroom escapade as well
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2023-08-19 at 2:55 AM UTC in She's Super Cute. Would You Bang Her...8==D~ ~
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2023-08-19 at 2:53 AM UTC in holy fuck
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2023-08-19 at 1:12 AM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota Corolla
Originally posted by RIPtotse my ex i was fucking with with the cocaine story has a 2014 and i could loke BARELY even drive it it was so small like literally i was smashed in it and if we wrecked it was insta death for sure
and she was constantly drunk so i was constantly driving it
i like them but 6'6" doesnt work in them unless maybe ur skinny as fuck or something
in other news i just got an 02 escape 150k miles for 2k, garaged its whole life and 1 owner, fuggin steal yo
wat cocaine story -
2023-08-19 at 12:04 AM UTC in She's Super Cute. Would You Bang Her...ya lets see its penis
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2023-08-19 at 12:03 AM UTC in Manipulating rolls of lottery tickets to make money.can u sum that up for me
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2023-08-19 at 12:01 AM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota Corolla
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2023-08-18 at 7:16 PM UTC in I want to share a dream I hadmi putd joose n ur granpsas as til sht cum
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2023-08-18 at 7:15 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota Corolla
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2023-08-18 at 5:29 PM UTC in Fona Reviews Toyota CorollaAgreed about the year 2005 polecat, it's about the time manufacturers started cylinder deactivation on their v8s. This is basically a slow death for them.
Also lol at andrew calling that guy walking a fag -
2023-08-18 at 5:16 AM UTC in I got beat up today.
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I just got in a fight about this thread I was.drinking a steal reserve when guy buddy came up to me and I asked if he saw this thread I had.my buck knife but he had a.cuck.knife and swang on me with three quick slashes. I dodged them barely but then we.did.blows on each other which got pretty hairy
watd u blow that was harry -
2023-08-18 at 5:12 AM UTC in keep mice out
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2023-08-17 at 2:43 PM UTC in keep mice outive seen mice running around my yard a time or 2 and don't want them in my garage
im poor and dont have a printer so can someone print a pic or 2 of a cat for me so i put it in my garage -
2023-08-17 at 2:34 PM UTC in Return of the maskssss...ill hold a picture of a mask in front of my face if it's a requirement
