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  1. Merlin Houston
    BARRON HAS AUTISM
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    MELANIA IS ACTUALLY A MAN

    Pls no sue, these are objective facts.
  2. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Malice Is there anything killing jedis can’t solve?

    Math and science

    :---/
  3. Merlin Houston
    I like turtles.
  4. Merlin Houston
    Don't forget your Assault Rifle ™
  5. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by reject It's no wonder black kids grow up the way they do, black parents are terrible. It's a self perpetuating cycle of shittiness. Maybe they should have parenting classes in black schools

    Kill der Juden. Problem solved.

  6. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Sophie It is common knowledge among the peoples of the low lands that Dutch women in general, don't get born. They sprout up out of the ground, they are farmed sometimes, but PC culture has recently cast doubts on this ancient tradition.

    This excites the Sophie

  7. Merlin Houston
    Happy Nuclear War!
  8. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Anybody who uses terms like 'libtard' or 'not my president' is a total fucking idiot. Do you people seriously say this shit in real life?

    Are "dumbocrap" and "republicuck" acceptable?
  9. Merlin Houston
    jedis are great as long as you are "in" (not jedi just part of the same social standing).

    Obviously some rapper nog isn't in the same standing as an executive and so there's going to be resentment.
  10. Merlin Houston
    I was surprised there aren't any good session managers, something that can take the current open window (out of many windows) and save just that for later. At one point I tried using that as a todo list of sorts.

    Segmenting activities into different browsers and VMs is key for productivity, though it rapes my measly 5 Gigs of RAM.
    Chrome is for botnet activites I don't care what it does and even allow it to save passwords. So I have to purge things fairly often or my computer slows to a crawl.
  11. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Can you tell me more about this quasi-paleo diet and how it has helped you whiten your teeth? I have also been looking to further restrict my diet, New Years resolutions and all that. Also I'm running out of Christmas candy.

    I don't know the paleo meme diet, general advice is:
    Avoid things that have sugar or become sugar (bread)
    Eat vegetables
    I read that you should eat egg shells too, but idk about that
    Eat hard cheese like gouda for vitamin K

  12. Merlin Houston
    Stop abusing drugs except caffeine.
  13. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Oh yeah Gin, fuck Gin.

    What did Gin ever do to you?
  14. Merlin Houston
    For 1 BTC I will do a psychic reading and tell you what colour socks said UK nigger wears.
  15. Merlin Houston
    Make something that scans your filesystem and alerts you of duplicate files.
  16. Merlin Houston
    Jelly AF. You're a good dad.
  17. Merlin Houston
    Mine are yellow from lots of tea and coffee, I don't consider that a bad thing as long as there aren't cavities who cares.

    Also baking soda masterrace.
  18. Merlin Houston
    Praise KEK
  19. Merlin Houston
    It's not the most intelligent way to get money, what are you going to get $5-10,000 while risking at least 10 years of your life. Smart people rob the bank from congress or at least the comfort of an office chair.

    I'll oblige your fantasy though, I would target the armored car. I always think it would be fun to brake check them and come to a complete stop in a situation that corners them and see if they would pull an evasive maneuver. This for example was a crime of opportunity, but with planning there are situations like this all the time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx-3THfnHyM
  20. Merlin Houston
    Originally posted by Discount Whore You have to seriously fucking hate yourself to start cutting carbs from your diet. I work out like a prison nigger and I refuse to cut bread from my diet. I will never give up my cheesy bagels with chive cream cheese.

    Too tasty to cut out completely and I'm sure are good in moderation. It's still good not to overdo it on sugar and things that quickly metabolize into sugar. I'm not a health nut either, but I absolutely can feel the energy drain from having sugar and alcohol, it is not about torturing yourself, rather you start to legitimately feel good.
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