Posts by Rear Naked Joke

1. 2019-09-10 at 2:51 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Does anyone know anything for sure??

   
   No, no one knows anything except the bare fact of their own experience.
2. 2019-09-10 at 2:09 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Ironically, it really is true, though.
   
   Now, can we get back to the newly dead member?

   
   No, it's not true. You cannot do shit and will never do shit you fucking inbred retard. Shut the fuck up.
3. 2019-09-10 at 2:05 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If I really wanted to, I could fuck you over royally, kid. You have no idea what you're dealing with. I have skills and know-how and smarts which are off the scale.

   
   This didn't scare me so much that I retroactively didn't read it by how forgettable it is.
4. 2019-09-10 at 1:53 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   It is actually pretty impressive.
   
   Scientists have been trying to find ways to halt aging for millennia. Meanwhile SpectraL has already mastered how to halt his brain's development entirely.
5. 2019-09-10 at 1:48 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm now wounded. You hurt my feelings.

   
   It's frankly fucking embarrassing that you are as old as you are and have been posting as long as you have, and are still exactly as shit as you have ever been.
   
   You have failed to grow one iota in any dimension, in like 25 years.
6. 2019-09-10 at 1:40 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Shut up faggot.
   
   Everything you post makes me you realize what an unaware lost in the clouds airhead edgelord retard you are.
   
   Your jokes are shit, you have never posted anything of substance and I really hope you and you alone become the next and final totse suicide.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Clarice compared me to spectral when I joined zoklet. POWER SAD FACE

   
   Wtf I hate Clarice now?
7. 2019-09-10 at 1:35 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Totse is partially responsible for over 70 suicides.

   Originally posted by -SpectraL This is where users come to die. Like the tar pits.

   
   Shut the fuck up faggot.
   
   Everything you post makes me you realize what an unaware lost in the clouds airhead edgelord retard you are.
   
   Your jokes are shit, you have never posted anything of substance and I really hope you and you alone become the next and final totse suicide.
8. 2019-09-10 at 1:30 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by G4LM Link sent

   
   Me 2 pls.
9. 2019-09-10 at 1:30 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   I'm officially gonna quit mentioning people like malice now. I don't want suicides to become some "part of totse history" and kids to tell us they're an heroing to get googoo gaga treatment.
   
   Sucks they killed themselves, shit it hurts but I'm done with this tragic hero shit. I really think suicidal people take cues from each other.
   
   Rest in peace bro. Don't none of you think about joining the suicide club.
10. 2019-09-10 at 1:21 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist You guys sure this is for Juice? It just doesn’t sound like what he was saying. Idk. Are those his old usernames?

    
    Kolokol-1 = colloquial, Aldra spotted that out real well, it was one of his original usernames.
11. 2019-09-10 at 1:05 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Yea
12. 2019-09-10 at 1:04 PM UTC in Trump thinks he is God
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G4LM And??

    
    Credit scores are pretty good evaluations of an organisation's creditability.
13. 2019-09-10 at 12:19 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    His enemies are defeeted
14. 2019-09-10 at 12:17 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Shapes are changeable is what you're saying and I agree. All squares are circles and all circles are squares.
    
    You still havent said yes or no .

    
    No, a circle is defined in part by qualities that are mutually exclusive to the qualities of a square.
    
    I already said yes.
15. 2019-09-10 at 12:14 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    OP is probably juicebox trolling but if he ain't, I'm going to legitimately be sad.
    
    RIP Juicy B
16. 2019-09-10 at 12:14 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Don't you know people locally that have died? Lots of people I knew are gone and its weird but you start to get used to it after a while
    
    I imagine this is how old people in retirement homes feel except we are all in our 20's and 30's

    
    There's something strange about knowing someone online. You don't know them IRL so they can tell you everything... Everything. Things nobody they knew could have ever known.
17. 2019-09-10 at 12:09 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ A circle in the shape of a square.

    
    A circle is a shape, if you change the shape of a circle, it's no longer a circle. If you make it a square then it's no longer a circle.
    
    A circle has infinite vertices but a square has four. A square's internal angles add up to three hundred and sixty degrees whereas the internal angles of a circle are essentially infinite.
    
    Yes there are things that do not potentially exist, like a final end to this thread.
18. 2019-09-10 at 12 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I can conceive a square circle. I CAN. answer my question

    
    No you can't. You can put those words together but what are you referring to?
19. 2019-09-10 at 11:56 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Cassh me ousside
20. 2019-09-10 at 11:54 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh so that's why Maynard named his band a perfect circle.
    
    I guess by existing I mean .. ya know… like I said.. the potential
    . Better re questioned by me would be , is there a thing that does NOT potentially exist ?

    
    Anything inconceivable, like a square circle.