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Posts by Rear Naked Joke

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Mars is much, much closer.

    You are literally wrong by an order of magnitude.
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This reply made you look stupid so therefore it is a conspiracy theory.

    Nobody agreed to your premise retard.
  3. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    The outer atmosphere of Venus is the closest thing to an Earthlike environment in terms of gravity, air pressure, temperature.
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Who is speedy Parker. Sounds like a boyfriend of Marsha's on the Brady bunch

    A faggot who got his nose broken.
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Unsubscribed.
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I jack off to pictures of myself that's not degeneracy that's engeneracy.
  7. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych What is AOC cuz apparently Americans complain about it and I don't know what it is

    Alexandria Ocasiof Consent
  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I dreamed i was at an onion conference last night and that is all I can remember. I kept waking up and plantessing every 30 minutes

    Was the style of the time to tie an onion to your belt?
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So anything that makes you look stupid is a conspiracy theory.

    1. That was the first post I made in this thread.

    2. Stupid people aren't good judges of what's stupid and you're the most stupid of all so your opinion is worthless.
  10. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls of course she was coached

    No shit.
  11. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What they don't tell you is that the Impossible Burger contains toxic substances, like Maltodextrin.

    Maltodextrin can change the composition of your gut bacteria by suppressing the growth of beneficial probiotics. Research conducted at Lerner Research Institute in Ohio relays polysaccharides like maltodextrin have been linked to bacteria-associated intestinal disorders. According to researchers, the escalating consumption of polysaccharides in Western diets parallels an increased incidence of Crohn’s disease during the late 20th century.

    A 2012 study found that maltodextrin increased bacterial adhesion to human intestinal epithelial cells and enhanced E. coli adhesion, which is associated with autoimmune disorders. Even more research points out that maltodextrin promotes the survival of salmonella, which may be responsible for a broad range of chronic inflammatory diseases.

    A study conducted at the Mucosal Immunology and Biology Research Center in Boston also indicates that maltodextrin impairs cellular antibacterial responses and suppresses intestinal antimicrobial defense mechanisms, leading to inflammatory bowel disease and other conditions that arise from an inappropriate immune response to bacteria.

    Basically SpectraL Google's the thread title, diarrheates the first conspiracy theory and doesn't do follow up research.
  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    This thread actually makes me feel like a pretty good person because I've basically never even gotten close to lost of this degeneracy.
  13. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER It would've been way less weird if that were true.

    I was like 3 days and a handful of text messages away from being a co-defendant.

    Story time.
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania My teeth are literally breaking.. 3 in the last 9 months..


    Fuck is happening to me?

    Scurvy
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Bitch faggot motherfucker.

    Discuss.
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by whoami whoami - all of the above and more

    ^ Listing yourself is the mark of a tryhard attention whore. It's cringe because you weren't noteworthy enough to be mentioned and you're trying to beg your way in.
  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I understand "the package" that is life. My life is subjectively shit compared to many but also great compared to many. I can HAMDLE IT. Just tell me why it's wrong for someone to say 'I choose to no longer deal with it."

    Why is it WRONG?

    Who said it was wrong? It's just pointless. You're gonna be dead forever anyway.
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ THATS JUST LIFE .

    It is. Why doesnt everyone just realise that? WELL HEY THATS JUST LIFE. DEAL WITH IT.

    what if you dont WANT to deal with it? Why should you be forced to deal with something that you had no fucking influence on to begin with.

    If I just started finding you every day and slapped a handful of shit into your mouth when you weren't expecting it, would you just "deal with it?"

    Lol ok I'm getting buzzed. Trying to make a point.


    It just shouldn't be so "wrong" to want to die. And it shouldn't be wrong to do it. Pros and cons. Things can get better but they can also get worse and it's all over the board so its always seemed weird to me personally to suggest to every person ever that there is always a reason to keep fighting on.

    Lots of people disagree. I DO agree, but I feel like I can sympathize with those who dont.


    No I'll fucking kill you and tell you that you made your choice, you paid your price, you rolled the dice on punching me in the face, and you lost. Shut the fuck up and learn to read retard: that's just life doesn't mean "lol so what just deal with it", it means, that's part of the package. Be upset at it. That part of the package. Just at the end of the day try not to process it as a loss to have that experience. Even when you feel the deepest pain that shouldn't throw you into despair. It's all part of the package.
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Do attach yourself to it and feel the joy, lose it and feel the pair. There's no reason to fear it
    jusy recognize that both are part of the package. That's just life.

    You go for a nice meal and gain something. You pay for the meal and lose something. You don't regret paying for the meal if you like the meal.
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The gross part about life is something weird might happen soon and you end up losing your new job, the girl you are helping will change her mind and go into a full blown addiction worse than ever before and overdose, and her mom will die of a residual heart attack, and it will all happen on the same day.

    I hope that doesnt happen and I not suggesting that it actually will since that parlay would be an astronomical, but when and if it does, do you now have hope that things will turn around again since they did the first time?

    What's the point in not?
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