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Posts by Rear Naked Joke

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Ayy lwow
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    NWA: Nigga With Altitude
  3. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Doesn't Penis have crazy acid rain storms and pressure and a huge gas cloud around the rocky part where we could actually settle

    Cloud City had generally nice weather and some kind of flotation system which is hard enough on Earth, but impossible on a stormy alien planet

    Yeah read my earlier posts. Venus very thick sulphur dioxide clouds and buoyancy has a positive relationship with the square-cube law (increasing the surface area of the buoyant object by a square factor will increase its volume by a cubic factor), we could literally make large teflon coated (for acid resistance) balloons filled with literal Earth air at Earth surface temperatures and pressures and live inside them. We could also fill the balloons with helium except for the human usable spaces. Helium can be extracted on Venus.

    The balloons will simply rise to the level of their density in the clouds. You don't need to build on any rocky mountain and you don't need active propulsion to stay afloat.

    And yes, the air is still acidic and the temperature can reach as high as 50C or as low as 0C at the altitude where a roughly earth air density balloon. But you can just wear essentially a hazmat suit + breathable air with temperature shielding to walk around outside, as opposed to a pressurised space suit. Your body will take care of the temperature inside the suit, in fact it might get too hot so you might have to vent out some hot air by flushing it out with cool air. Much more comfortable, simpler and cheaper and fewer opportunities for failure.
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lol you were serious

    I can be joking while also discussing the subject. This is a topical forum.
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Mercury seems more chill
    I wanna smoke a blunt in the biggest Impact crater in the solar system

    Unfortunately Mercury has no clouds (as all the atmosphere has been boiled away) and pretty much every chemical on there has been reacted out so there's no good way to create some sort of sustainable colony on Mercury without massive energy inputs to break up and synthesize materials.

    My suggestion for Mercury would be to simply cannibalise it to create a Dyson Swarm, each with an ultra high powered solar beam laser. These swarms and lasers could then be used to direct and focus energy into solar sails for an extremely long distance, or beam huge amounts of energy directly to colonies on other bodies that are further out and don't get much solar power.

    Space sailors would request laser assistance if they need a boost while surfing the solar winds.

    Or we could focus them like a Death Star and erase New Zealand.
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    By comparison to Venus, Mars is a joke and a pipe dream. If we can't successfully colonize Venus first, we have no hopes of colonizing Mars in any meaningful way because it is way more of a technical challenge.

    Pretty much the biggest technical challenge on Venus would be how to liberate hydrogen and oxygen from the atmosphere, then use then for combustion and water production.
  7. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    The clouds are extremely thick and dense, and buoyancy benefits IMMENSELY from the square-cube law. A small increase in surface area leads to a much larger increase in volume. So the entire colony could be supported by balloons.

    The only problem is the clouds are acidic so the balloons supporting these cities will need to be coated in something corrosion resistant, but we have such films already.

    Even if there is a leak, the pressure above the clouds is the same as on Earth so it'll just leak like a cracked door letting out your air conditioning rather than popping like a balloon. But you won't need pressurised suits or structures, which is an enormous benefit that a Venutian cloud city has over Mars.

    The Venutian atmosphere also offers protection from cosmic radiation similar to the earth because it's ionosphere creates an induced magnetosphere, which Mars can't because it doesn't have any magnetosphere and has thin atmosphere.

    The only suit you'll need is to protect against the atmosphere's corrosion, and to supply you breathable air. This means rather than puffy space suits you can just walk around in what is essentially a a hazmat suit, with perhaps some temperature shielding since the temperature at the level of cloud cities could range from -1C to 51C
  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG No I meant astrologist you fucking retards

    Astrologist: a person who is skilled in astrology or who makes observations of celestial phenomena

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/astrologist

    Astronomist*
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you mean astronomer you retarded little faggot

    Astronomist*
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  11. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Before we knew how to analyze its atmosphere, many believed that the thick cloud cover meant that we would find Venus a lush, steamy jungle planet

  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Lando is kinda tokenesque in that regard.
  13. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra this is exactly what I meant by evidence becoming inadmissible and truth being based on trust a while ago, though I never ended up making that thread

    I did before, you should resurrect it if you have a good post.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/20755
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Funny that whenever people try to portray niggers as attractive they always have to post pictures of groids with Aryan features.
    You just proved my point.
    and btw that thing still doesn't even look human.

    I only just read this and it is incredibly hilarious. What the fuck are "Aryan features"? That's not how genetics work. Basically you acknowledge he is hot but somehow it's white people who made this black man hot
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Don't be racist, I have many blacks in my family tree.

    Some of them are still hanging from it.
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey, GOD, I fucking hate you.

    By the way falco, I am Jesus. Not ACP. I sent have a script telling me when someone says Jesus lol I just happen to be around sometimes.

    You could have done a lot more with it.
  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I wanted to go more in depth with my experience with the impossible sammuch

    So when my friend gave me a bite
    I’m like mmm it’s ok it’s alright kinda smells funny

    Then my friend gets all offended lowkey and says

    What does is smell like.. like not a dead body ?

    Making me feel bad and chit for not being vegan and I hate that chit

    When I was a vegetarian I never did people like that lol

    Shoulda been like "ya instead it smells like weaksauce"
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    This nigga literally thinks Venus is moving in the opposite direction through space lmao.
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Venus has a retrograde orbit and has about a third of the orbit time of mars, so a lot of the time it's very far away.

    Venus has a retrograde rotation not orbit.

    Meanwhile Mars, which is closer by about 20 million miles at it's furthest,

    Wrong.

    At their closest, Venus is ~25m miles away, Mars is ~35m miles away.

    At its farthest Venus is ~160m miles away and Mars is 250m miles away.


    is more in line with the Earth's orbit and is only opposite to the earth every 2 years.

    ???

    Thank God people like Elon Musk don't listen to you.

    Elon Musk is an overrated retard swindler with retard fans.
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Uh yeah, you're right. I didn't.

    Did you???

    Yeah he did.
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