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Posts That Were Thanked by G4LM

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Yeah, you keep that one, was handy to test, thanks.

    Looking into it it seems Mojang has been blocking known VPN exits due to violently expressed homosexuality.


    In other news I have 3 working accounts if anyone needs one
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  3. Bueno motherfucker
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  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The flights are not so expensive right now and I've nothing better to do

    Thoughts? ideas? Experiences?
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls MY mom?

    Everybody's Moms.
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  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by eBagger
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sounds like something a really bad scout leader would tell the kids just before the police turn up
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nigerian citizenship test
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  9. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"

    and I'm like "oh"

    "Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"

    But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies

    So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken

    And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret

    BUT

    I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi

    1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers



    This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck

    2. Ingredients:

    Wonton
    Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
    Avocado
    Cream Cheese
    Jalapeno
    Rice
    Salt n Peppa
    Siracha
    Spicy mayo
    Oil for cookin'
    Soy sauce (optional for dipping)

    3. Steps:

    1. Make Rice
    2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
    3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
    4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
    5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
    6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
    7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
    8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
    9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn

    If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS



    Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks

    This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier

    Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet
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  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, she took herself out of the ghetto, but the ghetto cannot be taken out of her.👍❤
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  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Start?????

    What do you mean start???
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao

    I love all this attention, Especially since I'm not getting any at home.
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  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Ghost's Monolith, where he lives with his cat, is a testament to his love for National Socialism



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  14. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych https://youtu.be/KqiY9upydNg

    It's not Janis but I'm not sure if this is good enough. Maybe someone else can post it right

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  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t know how Fona acts at home, so I can’t say this goes for him, but everyone needs an outlet. Man or woman. I’d rather have my man playing Minecraft than out drinking. And I have my own outlets as well. Gotta be healthy apart to be healthy together.

    I think the problem with Minecraft is how easy it is to put a crazy number of hours into it. Everything about the game is designed to reward continuous play - even the way the game is so slow to load seems designed to discourage you from playing casually for 15 minutes or whatever.

    For instance I started playing today at about 11am, and it was 2am by the time I quit - so that's 15 hours. Of course I was doing other things too but that's an insane length of time to play a game no matter what.

    And weed affects different people differently, but one thing it does is reduce your ambition, so you accept doing that as being OK.

    Shell sounds like she doesn't want her bf becoming a bum teenager, or a college kid who is away from home for the first time so becomes a complete slob and plays video games all day. No one likes that.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Can we please have a discussion about how animals are being kept in game? This is inhumane.



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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by G4LM Got that right brother

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  18. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I doubt but that would be smashing good fun if he did

    why don't you just go on to reddit. I won't mind if you go there. I don't want association with you
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  19. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein He doesn’t scare me

    fuckin' shit sucking nigger, filthy. I bet your pussy smells like lobster
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  20. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Username you posted literally in the same minute as I posted to respond to me

    lmfao Thirsty to be seen

    What am I looking at on my computer right now?
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