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Posts That Were Thanked by G4LM

  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Obama wasn't even the President. He was a fraud. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office proved beyond all doubt, through forensic examination of his phony long form birth certificate, forged by the FBI, that he was born in Kenya. The source document they used to create the fake Hawaii forgery was finally discovered. So forget about scandals. The guy wasn't even the President!



    Even trump admits that was wrong.



    🚫I better write this down. trump admitted he was wrong🚫
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If it makes you feel any better I only used it against Fonaplats

    He came online yesterday right as I was pouring lava everywhere. He came online as the lava was still flowing and I quickly picked it up and said I was there all morning fixing it

    And then he thanked me and gave me admin lololol
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  3. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    Ape Escape 2: Female sheriff barely escapes the ape. She gets belted into submission, he takes her gun and she manages to run away because he has retard aim.

    Wow while I don't know the situation I'm going to make two comments

    1. If you point a gun at someone who isn't complying, you have just turned the encounter into a fight for their life so you better be prepared.

    2. This shit is basically a laboratory demonstration of what I think is wrong with many people's beliefs about guns, and why this lady probably wasn't prepared.

    The fact that she has a gun drawn and he has his hands on her, then he overpowers her, alteady tells us everything: she wasn't in a position where drawing her gun was a good idea, but she wasn't confident she could take him hand to hand in CQC and treats her weapon as a teddy bear that makes her feel safe. Turns out not having use of one of your hands is not great when someone is in your face.

    And she screamed like a bitch too.

    It's not a magic wand, everyone constantly says guns are "the equaliser" but that's patently untrue outside of specific circumstances. In this circumstance she is lucky she is not fucking dead rather than just being beaten up by a black.
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  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    This is our thread my love

    I dream every night, I see you, I feel you

    Love can touch us one time
    And last for a lifetime

    Near, far, wherever you are

    I believe that the heart does go on
    Once more you open the door

    And you're here in my heart
    And my heart will go on and on

    I will come visit you very soon, what dates are best for you?

    State/city/town?
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Since that day my living rooms been much more comfortable
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  7. Originally posted by Obbe Are you going to share the seed?

    yea open ur mouth lmao
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  8. i ate some pepperoni jalapeno pizza today then i was remembering yesterday some guy brought a bunch of figs to my work and gave them to us so i was thinking like "damn i want some fig newtons" because i haven't even had any in a really long time so i walked to the store and saw this


    and it was fucking with me for a minute because i could have SWORN they were fig NEWTONS not NEWMANS. then i found out it's just a ripoff. i'm surprised they haven't been sued or anything but then again i saw a store called "6 eleven" in cambodia once so who knows

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  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Lethal dosage of nano2


    How much sodium nitrate is toxic to humans?
    Human lethal doses of 4–50 g (equivalent to 67–833 mg kgβˆ’1 body weight) have been reported. Toxic doses range from 2 to 5 g (RIVM, 1989, WHO, 2011) of NO3. These values are equivalent to 33–83 and 100–150 mg kgβˆ’1 body weight, respectively.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Ghost you idiot Robert wasn't even your meth dealer he was just a random dude you got high with and for some reason associated with you God damned retard because when you do meth you're retarded unlike me I make epic shit in Minecraft and now it's all wasted and I should just kill myself
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm fucking depressed now I spent so much effort on my Base. I had multiple bases

    I was bandit faction all along since day one, everyone was being nice so I waited until I was the only one online and stole from everyone, all the gunpowder and I built bandit tower with the help of everyones material. I wrecked my own stuff to throw off the trail and I blew up retard tower.

    Also there is a platforming puzzle in bandit tower, spent hours on it just randomly had the idea. It's really simple probably takes 10 seconds to figure out and there isn't a reward but I thought it was cool making a path to the top of the tower and trying to hide it

    I was gonna make a really cool spawn area where you could solve a puzzle to get some cool starting gear

    I guess I'll just get drunk and blow everything to the bedrock and start monolith faction again... Sigh..



    Black raven.. black raven.. circling Above the Grave
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  12. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by park police I never knew panthrax was such an emo. A canadian emo, too.

    I know you can't be serious
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  13. get raphael on here so we can hear his side of the story
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  14. post is totally incomprehensible but i am a white american in california
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  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by G4LM Snapchat live

    THANKS FOR TALKING ME OUT OF IT

    for living hell what is wrong with you people
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  16. Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking lol.

    TALES FROM THE SHITHOLE: CUM FIESTA PART 2

    but once I had to squirt really bad from drinking crystals hot sauce straight from the bottle and drinking and I went into the fiesta mart and there was already some dude taking a dumper at seven in the morning probably that worked there anyways i went to womens restroom and it was fucking disgusting, way worse than any mens room i've ever been in.. I ran back out and went back to the mens room told him to in spanish to hurry the fuck up, "rapido, pronto, ayuda me" and he was like "que?" so I ran back to the womens restroom and I couldnt fucking do it, there was period blood all over the seat and liquid asshole / urine ect.. so I tried to fit my ass over the trashcan, one of those trash cans that are imbedded in the wall so even my skinny ass couldn't fit in I sprayed a lot of orange ass and some of it was slipping out of the trash can.

    I felt like it was a saw movie, I had to go run over the tp gizmo to whipe burning b hole, but the bathroom was on incline to a drain in the middle of room to easily clean i guess, and the time was ticking so i quickly wiped my ass as fast and ass hard as i could right before the liquid orange toxic ass got on my slippers and made it out. I left the store.

    And went and bought my groceries elsewhere

    now i get prepped by stocking up on immodium, even though it takes the fun out of diarrhea

    lol goddamn that sounds like a crazy debacle

    once i went to the bathroom at work (the kind where it's a small room with one toilet that you can lock the door) and nobody was outside or waiting or anything so i took like 5 fat hits off a meth pipe and started blowing fat clouds and it got all cloudy but nobody was around so i didn't think it mattered but then i walked out right after and there were like 5 people waiting for the bathroom lmao

    i powerwalked the fuck out of there before anybody could figure out what i was doing and potentially stop me
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  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    if you are on here and not trolling what is your excuse?
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  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    149.56.243.223:26636

    Rules: Don't hack, otherwise if you guys can get along then that's up to you.

    I won't fuck with you as admin, I just wanna make cool lava castles.

    EDIT: ABOVE SERVER HAS CLOSED. USE THIS:

    72.9.146.109

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  19. Admin African Astronaut


    If everyone does this just a little bit, we'll drive people from public restrooms here.

    People that are shitting are usually on their phones. They'll check out the forum and once they see the people we really are, they'll be hooked.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle



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