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  1. Thanks. I'm feeling a little better already now that I took my meds like a good little prettyhatemachine. I'm sure soma last night didn't help me any this morning, nor did trying to learn about about the fucking effects that colonization had on African literature.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Thanks. I'm feeling a little better already now that I took my meds like a good little prettyhatemachine. I'm sure soma last night didn't help me any this morning, nor did trying to learn about about the fucking effects that colonization had on African literature.

    What are you studying fam? Not the class, the degree.
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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Psycology. I want to get a masters degree and do research probably, which coincidentally pays a lot which is probably why my friend Madeline who does that can buy so much useless shit all the time.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Psycology. I want to get a masters degree and do research probably, which coincidentally pays a lot which is probably why my friend Madeline who does that can buy so much useless shit all the time.

    You're taking a minor in African studies for extra credit or what?

    Psychology is actually interesting though, although if i did a degree in any of that i'd double master it with criminology and be some FBI profiler type, or teach classes on deviants and malcontents. That'd be neat.

    Barring the double master, i'd probably want to be a clinical psychologist or neuro-psychologists preferably. Also neat.

    If i wanted to be hardcore about it i'd do med school and then specialize in psychiatry, but then i'd probably never get any work done because i'd prescribe myself all the drugs. All of them.
  6. No, I need a literature credit and there's only a few classes that double up as literature and writing intensive.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano No, I need a literature credit and there's only a few classes that double up as literature and writing intensive.

    Kind of a lame SJW topic though. But whatcha gonna do eh?
  8. Gotta ask my parents to cosign a loan in order cover this semester because they're only giving me half of what I need in gov't loans but ughhhh I really don't want to. They give me enough in work study but I'm pretty sure I can do better with my current job. Why do they not give you enough to cover it? fucking idiots, HRUUR DURr YOURE PARENTS GONNA GiVE YOU 30k WE EXPECT

    What if youre on the outs with your parents or just dont want to cosing a loan? cant go to college anymore. I guess you go overseas to free tutition country like norway or something where then you get raped by rent and plane ticket but still way cheaper.
  9. speaking of liberals, how fucking retarded do you have to be that you think we should stop using airplaned because they arent eco friendly? HUEERRRRR LETS JUST NOT LET PEOPLE TRAVEL THE WORLD ANYMORE HURRRRRRR
  10. Originally posted by Sophie Kind of a lame SJW topic though. But whatcha gonna do eh?

    My SJW class is actually sex and culture which may be interesting, as I need a double up for another writing intensive so again, not many to pick from. she said she wishes it would be called philosophy of se instead which is mildy intersting
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Gotta ask my parents to cosign a loan in order cover this semester because they're only giving me half of what I need in gov't loans but ughhhh I really don't want to. They give me enough in work study but I'm pretty sure I can do better with my current job. Why do they not give you enough to cover it? fucking idiots, HRUUR DURr YOURE PARENTS GONNA GiVE YOU 30k WE EXPECT

    What if youre on the outs with your parents or just dont want to cosing a loan? cant go to college anymore. I guess you go overseas to free tutition country like norway or something where then you get raped by rent and plane ticket but still way cheaper.

    Norway is pretty chill actually. They have a state run oil company, and instead of spending it on Tomahawk missiles and Lambos like the Saudis they actually keep a fund for the people of Norway, social services are paid from that and they still turn a profit. Lol.
  12. All day:

    *wake up* Uuuggghhh
    *sizzle bang* Mmmmm
    *exhale* Ooooo
    *fan goes Wahhwahhwahhueehhwah* Aaaaaaaa
    *pass out* Repeat
  13. Maybe we should have somebody text one of his family members like Tech did. I don't think that could hurt.
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Maybe we should have somebody text one of his family members like Tech did. I don't think that could hurt.

    Who? Nobody else can follow your schizo thoughts.
  15. Tech texted one of Box Wine's relatives. I wonder if that can be replicated.

    Anyways, I will be periodically checking to see if I can find an obituary or coroner's report (unlikely). Obit probably hasn't been posted quite yet.
  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Tech texted one of Box Wine's relatives. I wonder if that can be replicated.

    Anyways, I will be periodically checking to see if I can find an obituary or coroner's report (unlikely). Obit probably hasn't been posted quite yet.

    Wait, who, Casper? Pretty sure he's just busy.
  17. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wait, who, Casper? Pretty sure he's just busy.

    I literally just said Box Wine
  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I literally just said Box Wine

    Oh, is BW gone absent again? Not good.
  19. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Oh, is BW gone absent again? Not good.

    He said he killed himself with NaNO2
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Box Wine Same. 21g NaNO2 dissolved in water atm. Hopefully I'll see you on the other side, unless we just totally stop existing which is what I'm hoping for

    OK see this now.

    The LD50 of Sodium Nitrate orally is less than 200mg, so if BW was 105 kg then he had slightly more than 50% chance of dying at that dose.

    Why not go for a large dose, finish the job?

    Nonetheless, assuming he kept the liquid down, he would probably be dead.

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