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Posts by G4LM

  1. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did your mom ever kisses you ?

    after she blows your dad/uncle ?

    Never. Her kisses are pure like honey. She's probably a virgin, just like Jesus's mother Mary.
  2. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I have no idea. This thread was just for fun. I don't care anymore. Tell me what you think, and I will say "okay".

    Lol
  3. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano We had to talk to each other about sex and culture in my sex and culture class and it was awkward but also refreshing i think im gonna bang the asian girl i sit by she seems to like me

    Also my teacher went down the list of the most taboo sex terms the other day starting with felch just to be purient, and asked if we knew what it meant and I did but nobody said anything of course and i left as she kept going because fucc that

    Which was a shame becausei actually really like her, the class is very intersting i dont know if any of you read Focault

    Also i skipped my pocohantas class today cause i was way late and i blamed it on my disabilities lol

    You have one of those disability free passes at your school?
  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    I just googled it and its related to my little pony?? Adults actually watch this?
  5. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe I've been trying to recruit new players from here:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftBuddies?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

    I linked one person to this thread so they could get more information about this server… the messaged me back saying this is the stupidest site they have ever seen. And they won't talk to me now.

    Some people.

    Semi related: One time I was on tripsit talking to people and I met this dude on amphetamines who claimed he made a living writing hacking programs and selling them to Chinese and Russians, so I told him to ddos this site because it was full of racists and he did it almost immediately lol.
  6. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I never knew chloroform was just bleach and rubbing alcohol. Ha! I'm gonna make like 10 super loaded up rags today (kinda like my jizz rags, by with chloroform) and bring them all to kmart or the library later on and test em out.

    Who's gonna pick up a crusty rag?
  7. G4LM African Astronaut
    I like this but I don't think there's anything any of us could say to change his opinion. He already knows we give a fuck, and he's already heard it all. You cant forcefully warp someone's mind into something it is not. Its up to him to figure it out. Or not.

    I hope you do though poc.
  8. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You can't rape the willing fam lol 😂

    This is what Bill Krozby says right before he stuffs the cloroform rag over her mouth
  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by park police People idolizing the nazis do not understand that the national socialist party was a product of the same people who destroyed russia with satanic depravity, torture, lawlessness and corruption. Hitler was a british intel plant and he fucked over the German people real bad, whether he believed he was doing the right thing or not.

    Bolsheviks, etc. But this is what leaders of countries do, they fuck over their own people. Usually not in such an epic way, but chances are, in nazi germany, even if you were 100% blond haired blue eyed german aryan, you wouldn't really be important. They'd sacrifice your ass just the same as anyone else if necessary.

    So the nazis literally collaborated with the people controlling british intelligence and the bolsheviks, to slaughter their own people for their own benefit.

    Being called a nazi shouldn't be considered an insult, as hitler did not aspire to genocide the j/ews or anything like that, he was a megalomaniac and his worst crime was being duped by the intelligence agencies, early MKULTRA style, and fucking europe up real bad, getting lots of innocent people killed.

    Nobody should idolize them either for those reasons.

    That is some hardcore mental gymnastics
  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL People have died from their dog licking an open wound, because dogs sometimes develop a bacteria in their saliva which causes a human virus. A woman died of exactly that just last week.

    Dogs actually have an anti-bacterial thing in their saliva but iirc it only works for specific kinds of dog bacteria. So keeps them clean but still dirty for us.
  11. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but they work though, and light bulbs are pretty cheap, even pookies can shatter

    What is a pookie?

    I used to have a badass glass dick that was pretty thick. I dropped it on pavement once and it was fine.

    Then i gave it to my friend to hold onto for a bit and he got arrested and lost both mine and his entire collection of paraphernalia since he was living out of his car at the time. Somehow avoided all charges due to an illegal search.
  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo get a crack pipe. idk how it differs from a meth pipe but if its not your drug of choice it's better

    smoking out a crack pipe triggered me hard tho

    Meth pipe is a glass globe that indirectly applies heat

    Crack pipe i think is usually a straight shoot for direct flame and not what you want for dmt. Like those glass rose containers.
  13. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM Hopefully you crash your car on the way home.
  14. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Dogs don't like me

    Are you serious? I've never seen dogs not like anyone. Are you afraid of them?

    I'm super good with dogs and have made friends with even aggressive dogs.
  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you could use a light bulb. I finally did dmt and used a pookie but it didn't bug me too much, my neighbor refuses to sell to me now adays anyways, since I acted crazy in his place lol

    the guy that sold me the dmt said he just puts it on top of weed and wavves his lighter over it but that kinda seems like I waste so I didn't do it that way

    Light bulbs aren't meant to be heated/cooled and will eventually shatter on your ass from use.

    I used to make these badass ones using the end of a soda bottle. You cut off the tip and attach it to the end of the bulb so you can screw the cap on and off. Add a carb to the cap and a sealed hole for the stem (bic pen tube) and you are set.

    I haven't thought about this shit in like 7 years, goddamn.
  16. G4LM African Astronaut
    How'd you get those pictures of CandyRein
  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    I'm not just wishing for it

    I'm praying for it.

    God is merciful and he will one day end your existence at my prayer
  18. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is a myth. theres no equity whatsoever until you have paid off your mortgages.

    if you missed out on the last 3% of your monthly payment to the banks they're not going to refund the 97% of the mortgage paymemt in whatever form back to you.

    they're going to take everything, back.

    Uhhh, yes you do get money back. Usually when the house sells. At least in the US.
  19. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal benozs aren't anything like alcohol what the fuck are you on

    This tho. Alcohol is way more buzzy and euphoric, like DP said.

    Benzos are only good for anxiety imo. They're not fun to me. And I've tried more than a few
  20. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to clock out and head home feeling kinda sleepy ❤️

    Hopefully you crash your car on the way home.
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