2019-09-09 at 8:52 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
So this weekend, a few of my friends went camping, but I said no because I'm radically introverted and can't stand long, multi-day periods around other people.
But then one of my friends had car troubles and had to go up a day late, and was ready and willing to pick me up on the way (I live in the boonies so it's always on the way).
Anyway, when they get here, the first thing I notice is my friend's girlfriend's ass in those yoga pants (gnomesayin?).
But I also respect the heck out of her. And of course I respect the heck out of my friend.
His gf and I get drunk during the drive up, then when we get there, we all drink and even do some shrooms. A thunderstorm at a dark beach made it especially interesting.
The next day, we get back into town, and I invite my friend and his gf over for a few drinks.
She literally cleaned my apartment.
Like... I don't know how she does it so efficiently, but every time she comes over (she does this all the time), she just transforms my apartment from a sketchy as fuck trap house into a beautiful zen palace.
I'm so damn jealous, but he is a close friend that I care about and respect, so I'm happy for his happiness.
But damn.
Why can't I find a woman like that?
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2019-09-09 at 8:56 AM UTC
let the toilet overflow for 12 hours again
2019-09-09 at 8:57 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
But imagine what sheโs like behind closed doors, she might be a complete psycho?
Pic?
2019-09-10 at 5:24 AM UTC
Clean your fuckin place man
2019-09-10 at 7:20 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Or he should just learn to get his own pussy
2019-09-10 at 9:06 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Or he should just learn to get his own pussy
thats really rich coming from a rapist
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2019-09-11 at 3:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
You can't rape the willing fam lol ๐
This is what Bill Krozby says right before he stuffs the cloroform rag over her mouth
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2019-09-11 at 3:23 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
gadzooks, are you down with OPP?
Its satisfying to nut on a girls tattoo of their boyfriends name
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2019-09-11 at 10:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I never knew chloroform was just bleach and rubbing alcohol. Ha! I'm gonna make like 10 super loaded up rags today (kinda like my jizz rags, by with chloroform) and bring them all to kmart or the library later on and test em out.
Kmart shut down.
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2019-09-11 at 11:42 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by G4LM
Who's gonna pick up a crusty rag?
Probably you with your mouth considering you're a cum guzzling faggot
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2019-09-11 at 11:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by ๐ฟ
Kmart shut down.
We have one of the last ones around; its closing in December. Plenty of time left for chlorofun.
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