Originally posted by mmQ
I've decided to get married so I can murder my wife and be known as the guy that murdered his wife.
I've decided to open up a Murderabilia web shop after mmQ murder's his wife. Get your mmQ Murderabilia right here folks! The red beanie is on $5,000 reserve.
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The only thing soft is the bags and pounds of soft on the floor I've been stomping on with my Timberlands for the past hour. That's what my dude meant by "stomp" right? right?
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Originally posted by Sophie
One's too many and a thousand's not enough. Fuck rehab, yeah! Addiction niggas! Or don't be a pussy and get the cold turkey experience. You haven't suffered until you have suffered thusly.
A few people have disagreed with me here and there but I've yet to go through any "withdrawal" symptoms relating to the meths of the crystal. I may wake too early or have some difficulty getting to sleep and may overeat the first few days after waking from a post binge/crash but I'm otherwise I'd say 80% percent completely normal.
I think withdrawal is a real thing sure. I also think most drug addicts are pussy ass faggots who exaggerate their problems to an extreme degree.
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A lot of leftover uneaten pizza. The pool boy is always paid on time but the pool is always filthy. Your wife is covered in grease every time she comes back from the mechanic.
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Originally posted by aldra
I dunno, I imagine that it's on par with what's available now - meth was originally synthed by a Japanese chemist around the time of WWI, 'Pervitin' was manufactured by the big pharmaceutical companies like Temmler using routes that are still used today.
The Germans in WWII used it orally and used it to support the war machine rather than recreationally though so a roll of pervitin's probably not going to get you blitzkrieged in the same way shards in a glass dick will
Literally the first thing I'm going to try if time machines ever exist in my life time.
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Low dose is a lot "cleaner" feeling for sure. Sure you're not getting mega lit but generally the lower dose is actually more speedy, you're more productive and you don't get "stuck" on meaningless shit. It's kinda like Modafinil in that sense. Or Modafinil is more like meth? Idk.
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Mash's Dad : " It's almost noon Mashie; time to cut your hair and get a goddamn job son!"
Mash : "Naw nugga. I be mixin' mad beats and finna be a rockstar. Go back and pull it to xhamster some more Fam."
Mash's Dad : " Let me put this into words your simple ass can understand. If you don't "Get a jeb breh, I'm finna evict yo' Johnathan Davis lookin' ass. Nahhh mean?"
Mash, visibly shaken shouts "Nigga I finna tell momma you be gettin' down to some redbone bish named "Trina" on the porno webz, Ja feel?"
Mashes Dad, obviously scared by the threat, runs out of his son's bedroom defeated. The end.
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I admit most things I've acquired or attained in my life that I thought were impossible were pretty underwhelming once the goal was accomplished. Even if they brought great happiness or gave me that "fuck yeah!" hooray moment they were really short lived and fleeting lasting only moments..a day if that. I don't know maybe it's a sign of depression?
I'd really like an explanation of this as well.
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Chronic 2001 did go hard for it's time though. I think I was in junior high when it came out. People saw the matte black cd case with the green marijuana leaf and even though they were to intimidated to really speak to me they glared at it and had a "Damn this nigga go hard fam" look on their face. You know the one I'm sure.
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