Originally posted by mmQ
I was in either 1st or 2nd grade when my neighbor, Dan, gave me a ride home from school. He was probably 40 years old or so, a mechanic, and had in his truck one of those little mini calenders with topless broads. I think that was the first time I saw boobs, and I liked them.
He certainly must've known I could see them. He was just.. helping a brotha out, giving me a little TASTE.
That Dan nigga sound lit AF fam.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I used to work overnights at a tanning salon/ laundromat and at least a few times a week I'd find a bunch of piss in one of the little garbages in the tanning booths.
Apparently these girls were too stupid to use the bathroom beforehand and too lazy to use it later, so they'd just piss in the garbage.
We even changed it so that the garbage cans were attached to the wall at like, eye level at least, and somehow they'd still piss in them sometimes. Acrobatic type shit I don't even know how it was physically possible, I just know it had to have been easier to just walk down the hall and use the fucking bathroom. Sick world!
LOL now every time I see some pretty young blonde with a dark tan I'm going to think "Whoa, whoa, whoa RestStop. Remember what mmQ said. That bitch probably pisses in trash cans. Do you really wanna have sex with a person like that?"
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Originally posted by NARCassist
people do go into woods tho, so that would be risky if it was discovered.
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True. TBH if I discovered a (murdered) dead body in the woods I'd probably be like "Aw fuck this nigga" turn around and never report or talk about it. Unfortunately for all the would be murderers the world isn't full of people like me though.
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Isn't your brain not fully developed until like 30? If that's true I'm 99% uploaded at 29 1/2. I can't be held responsible for my decisions guys. That includes any and all crimes!
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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Pee-Wee Herman. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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I was going to say "how sad, she's pretty" but after reading her twitter post good riddance bitch. She's the type of girl who wears a bikini to a biker bar and then gets offended when some drunk guy says "nice tits hun". LOL. Peace out hoe.
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In all seriousness dude you're really over analyzing and thinking too much about these incidents. Don't try to force these things and quit putting so much effort on emphasizing on dates to go exactly how you want them to. Just let things be and go how they go.
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A thousand burning skies Driven by spite Dave isn't home Can anyone hear you scream in the woods? Bastard of a thousand maniacs Whiskey & Cigarettes I sold my soul in 1974 Sitting home but not alone John, let's raid the liquor cabinet
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Yep. I've been waiting for this, kid. Soon, you'll be in a walker, receding hairline, probably wearing spectacles and gray wool sweaters.
Hardest nigga on earth right here :
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Thy art is Meth Doug the plug Seven whores of Eden 21 pounds of flesh I am Hell Drinking the blood of my enemies like wine God rested but I'm awake all 7 days
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