Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut
So far we have a guy with a desk job and an old lonely man booking a prostitute for his birthday.
Yup, just what I thought…
Nah Actually the I think the guy is onto something here. He gets to nail the ass and doesn't have to listen about her brother is an asshole and her other 5,000 issues he doesn't give a fuck about. Sounds like he's winning to me.
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This is the mindset of a poor person. Get money shit cunt.
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2017-11-24 at 6:26 PM UTC
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I'm sleeping in a car tonight
LOL..shockingly accurate.
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I always wondered what it would be like to shit into someone else's ass. A reverse shit #JustDerangedThingsOnNIS
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2017-11-29 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Erik Estrada Dieded
Honestly I think it's kind of a ploy to make the celebs relevant again. When "some troll" goes viral with the shit it's almost always some celeb so irrelevant I assumed they actually did die long ago.
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I often use /Stims for fap material. Nigga love those crackback pics.
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Also Sploo looks exactly like he acts; fucking retarded.
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2017-11-28 at 5:35 PM UTC
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Where the fuck is mash?
My guess is he probably just got busy with life. First gf maybe? idk..
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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好
No, but those look fake as fuck.
Some of us like the fake things in life, nigga.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
That's not really Ohio. It's more like West Virginia with teeth.
LOL. True words spoken.
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I'm on a tolerance break at the moment. Going to try to make it to new years. At least that's my goal. IN B4 I O.D. on New years day.
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We got the MothMan and yes that nigga do be goin' hard.
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Actually the jedi people are clean and industrious people from Jerusalem.
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Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller
Yo reststop look at this fine bitch. I want to bury my face in her booty.
Her legs could crush my head if I went down on her. I'm game.
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Not trying to be a dick to you but sounds like you don't have enough steady cash flow to become a strung out opiate addict.
TL;DR - You will be fine.
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
I guess I should've said "males of African descent"
Aw hell naw that's gay.
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2017-11-26 at 11:31 AM UTC
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Worst books you've ever read
Originally posted by mmQ
I'd be willing to bet the "average" Christian has actually read like 50% of the Bible, and most of that is just through church service readings and Bible study groups discussing the popular verses and books.
I don't know what that means necessarily but for a group that bases 100% of their faith and belief on the infallible Word of God it's curious that so much of it is ignored or dismissed.
And I'd be willing to bet that Lucifer could recite every single word from memory, the Lil' Dickens!
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2017-11-24 at 7:08 PM UTC
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Simple hangover prevention.
Become an alcoholic.
Source : Life.
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Text me app ...it's the literal name "Text me". Works wonders and is free AF.
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2017-11-24 at 9:29 PM UTC
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Pair of thieves
"All thieves are faggots" - Jesus Christ
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