I will commit suicide long before that even comes remotely close to happening.
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2018-03-14 at 8:52 AM UTC
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Stephen Hawking has died
That nigga did go hard AF despite being in a wheelchair. Respect and RIP.
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2018-03-14 at 6:42 AM UTC
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Who was your first rival?
Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum
When I was in third grade there was this immigrant Indian kid named Shabaz. There was a position called 'line leader' and for whatever reason it was very esteemed amongst my third grade class. Basically, you got it by being a good, well behaved student. It meant leading a line of kindergartners from the playground back to the classroom. After recess.
That day was my day. But Shabaz had other plans. I got in my position to lead the kindergartners and Shabaz immediately confronts me. I told him it was my day to lead, so he pushed me. I punched him in the face and pushed him down a hill and he went crying to the teacher. I didn't get in any trouble because the teachers saw him provoke me. I was so worried about this being on my permanent record.
As the years went on, Shabaz turned out to be a massive sexual deviant. He got kicked out of middle school for dry-humping a desk in class and in highschool he evidently drugged and raped a girl but the girl convinced her parents to drop the charges. Now he works at Mcdonalds, and has since 2010. I haven't been there since about then because he thinks he's my friend but I can't stand the guy.
Shortly after typing this story §m£ÂgØL went on to accomplish every goal he set for himself and also came up with a cure for Lou Gehrig's disease, making him a millionaire and world star over night. Shabaz was hit by a drunk driver of an 18 wheeler while walking across the street to his McJob. As for me, well, I'm doin' well.
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Originally posted by mmQ
My favorite porn search is 'deep african amateur gf teen blowjob white bf'
It's true. That shit does ding! I also search for "Rob a nigga's bitch".
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Originally posted by Number13
Losheeka
Maqauandra
Mercedes
Bilbo fucking baggins
I know a black girl named Mercedes IRL. She gives blowjobs that makes me believe in God.
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Originally posted by SpatianHaigency
Please share your program. Im im the market for a different one.
Sadly you don't have his magical autistic powers in order to fully utilize the program.
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Originally posted by aldra
hug yourself, knees to chest, rock back and forth - 20 reps
Yes. Might I add the real secret to this workout is doing this part in the shower.
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My mom called to tell me how lonely she was after being single for 72 hours. BITCH I LIVE IN DARKNESS AND DESPAIR. Of course I didn't say this though...I was nice and comforting.
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Originally posted by Juicebox
my clavicle implant pops like a socket wrench if I move it the wrong way lel
That sounds horrible though. Hope it doesn't really hinder your life in any serious way. SRS.
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Originally posted by Issue313
I don't use opiates, but I heard it was a trend now.
there's vendors on dream selling "meth juice" for e-cigs lol wtf. Call me old fashioned but I like to cut shards into powder and snort them up my nose like a regular degenerate.
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2018-03-11 at 7:45 AM UTC
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I was a lion once
Kid, don't lose your heart.
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Originally posted by Enter
its some Oedipus Rex shit
Forgive me father for I have nigged?
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I present to you..Caffeine crystallized and purified to it's purest form :
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I've ran some numbers, Walnut Creek seems to be behind this.
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I don't know what to do with myself. I could jerk over some fat tits, go to Columbus and see my mom or sit here and do nothing. I'll definitely do the latter before the other two though.
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2018-03-10 at 2:31 PM UTC
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lol this shit racist af nigga
Weed just seems to look more evil and insane as the years go on.
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Checking your post office box at 2:24 am. #HowANiggaLive
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2018-03-09 at 4:40 PM UTC
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Is Actor okay?
No one who uses this forum is "okay".
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LOL
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