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  1. Originally posted by Jeremus Enter, that is the keyboard of a degenerate virgin who doesn't leave the house.

  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist would you tongue fuck her asshole?



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    With all of my heart(and tongue).
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You know, tongue-fucking an asshole isn't that bad. The way they squirm when you do it, and if she's a decent person, it won't have the faintest taste of shit. That said, I only do it with my wife immediately after she showers. :)
  4. Holy shit, IGN's vestibule is still as active as ever

    It's kinda like this place, but more tame and more active

    I used to troll around on there when I was 9 fucking years old hahaha

    http://www.ign.com/boards/forums/the-vestibule.5296/


    I wonder if I should post a link to here on there
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Juicebox Holy shit, IGN's vestibule is still as active as ever

    It's kinda like this place, but more tame and more active

    I used to troll around on there when I was 9 fucking years old hahaha

    http://www.ign.com/boards/forums/the-vestibule.5296/


    I wonder if I should post a link to here on there

    Why not...time to generate some new users anyways.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grimace You know, tongue-fucking an asshole isn't that bad. The way they squirm when you do it, and if she's a decent person, it won't have the faintest taste of shit. That said, I only do it with my wife immediately after she showers. :)

    Tana Mongeau probably has her asshole bleached bi monthly. I'm sure it's heavenly.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace You know, tongue-fucking an asshole isn't that bad. The way they squirm when you do it, and if she's a decent person, it won't have the faintest taste of shit. That said, I only do it with my wife immediately after she showers. :)

    When you love someone it is your obligation to eat the booty. Has your wife rimmed you?
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH When you love someone it is your obligation to eat the booty. Has your wife rimmed you?

    No. I don't know if I would want her to. I fucking tear my ass UP when I shit. Blood stained toilet paper, streaked with shit.
  9. Have you tried taking a shit without the anal prolapse?
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace No. I don't know if I would want her to. I fucking tear my ass UP when I shit. Blood stained toilet paper, streaked with shit.

    Ingest more fiber, son
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Ingest more fiber, son

    I don't think its that. I think I don't drink enough water. I am always drinking water at night through the week, but during the day, I go without any sort of liquid other than coffee and I eat a LOT of cheese.
  12. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny

  13. i want to be a differenty shape
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I want to dress like a punk too!

    What's the epitome of hardcore punk? I really like the Bad Brains, just their early work, and I've never heard a punk band with a sound as unique as theirs, but the shirt feels a bit too common. It doesn't give me the sense of elitism I crave. That's right, I'm so punk I disregard what I see as rampant collectivism and conformity destructive to individualism and desire elements of hierarchy due to my ancap predisposition. Meta-punk.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I want to dress like a punk too!

    What's the epitome of hardcore punk? I really like the Bad Brains, just their early work, and I've never heard a punk band with a sound as unique as theirs, but the shirt feels a bit too common. It doesn't give me the sense of elitism I crave. That's right, I'm so punk I disregard what I see as rampant collectivism and conformity destructive to individualism and desire elements of hierarchy due to my ancap predisposition. Meta-punk.

    you talk a bit too intellectual to be punk tho, you gonna have to chav it right up a bit mate.



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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice I want to dress like a punk too!

    What's the epitome of hardcore punk? I really like the Bad Brains, just their early work, and I've never heard a punk band with a sound as unique as theirs, but the shirt feels a bit too common. It doesn't give me the sense of elitism I crave. That's right, I'm so punk I disregard what I see as rampant collectivism and conformity destructive to individualism and desire elements of hierarchy due to my ancap predisposition. Meta-punk.

    If you dislike collectivism, don't dress as a punk. Because all their anarchy, is of the black red variety. Yes that's right, they're AnComs.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    My mom called to tell me how lonely she was after being single for 72 hours. BITCH I LIVE IN DARKNESS AND DESPAIR. Of course I didn't say this though...I was nice and comforting.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    My mom just lets me be, if i don't call her for a couple weeks no biggie. I am glad to have at least one not dysfunctional parent.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie My mom just lets me be, if i don't call her for a couple weeks no biggie. I am glad to have at least one not dysfunctional parent.

    Usually the same for me. Though her husband of like 12 years just up and said "bish this ain't workin' for me anymore" so she's distraught.
  20. Originally posted by RestStop Usually the same for me. Though her husband of like 12 years just up and said "bish this ain't workin' for me anymore" so she's distraught.

    How do people have relationships at all when this sort of thing can happen?

    I feel like my crippling fear of rejection is justified.

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