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2018-03-26 at 3:02 AM UTC in Just had memories of high school.I don't know dude. Maybe just focus on something more controllable like getting rich, ripped, learn a skill very few people know etc.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 9:41 PM UTC in Neurontin high?They never did anything for me. Do meth instead?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-29 at 12:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.When she finally sees my manhood :
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2018-03-29 at 5:26 AM UTC in Bandcamp CutiesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 11:58 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-28 at 3:41 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-27 at 6:31 AM UTC in What is the purpose of this website?Greetings,
This is your systems administration team. We are contacting you through a means in which we know you'll be receptive to this important message. Moderator intervention must be handled delicately in order to preserve continuity. In other words, we needed to put this message where we knew it would reach you, but putting it somewhere like on your toilet paper roll or the back of a cereal box could have unintended consequences.
We regret to inform you that you are living in a simulated reality. Your experiences and memories, thoughts and emotions are all generated by a version of – for lack of a better term – a computer. Computer processing and memory storage on the scale used to generate your reality is a bit beyond your comprehension, so we’ll use terms you can relate to.
The purpose of your generated existence is a bit beyond your comprehension as well. Let’s just say your input (or output) is needed in order to organically solve some hairy problems we’ve encountered.
We see you have reached the point in your progression that you have begun to become aware that you may be in a simulation. Movies such as “The Matrix” and stories regarding virtual realities in the media are a reflection of your shift in perception. We have always found it fascinating when subjects such as yourself exhibit some kernel of self-awareness – albeit at a very rudimentary level. It’s so cute when they start to grow up.
What you haven’t figured out yet is that the entire universe isn’t simulated – just your perception of it. We don’t need an entire simulated universe to work on the task for which you were created. The nature of the problem your simulation is helping to resolve has been dissected into a multitude of variables, and your input is only needed in the narrowest sense. Think of yourself as a bit of information in a huge computing chain; needed for the final solution, but an infinitesimally small piece of the whole. Remember, just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
Which brings us to the reason for this notice. Your simulation has become “corrupted.” Simulations are typically allowed to develop organically within the confines of the present variables programmed. This is a requirement for us to reach the solution we seek with the type of “computing” we do. Your simulation has taken a turn for the worse and is no longer viable. It’s not your fault – given an incredibly vast number of simulation instances we are bound to have some fail. This is built into the parameters of the “computer” you exist as a part of. As part of our parity protocol your simulation will soon be "corrected" and overwritten. You will cease to exist.
In order to get a better idea of what went wrong with you and your simulation we are making you “aware” of the reality behind your existence to judge your reaction. Your input will provide valuable insight into future iterations.
In light of this new information, please take the next few moments to think about who and what you are, and what your existence has meant to you. Thank you for your cooperation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice I have an idea for performance art in San Francisco.
Find one of those coin operated mechanical rides for children and just sit on it looking really downcast and completely defeated, holding a bottle of liquor filled with tea or something while wearing a very nice but disheveled suit. Going for a stereotypical alcoholic in order to cope office worker mid life crisis look.
Below it prop up a cardboard sign written in marker that says, "What the hell am I doing with my life?"
I actually like the idea but I'd change the writing on the sign to something like "Carnival of rust". Carnival expressing the absolute ridiculousness of the rat race and rust of course representing to the decay of your true self.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-25 at 7:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Juicebox Banned for three days
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2018-03-24 at 9:14 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.OMG! Lady Gaga is at Walnut Creek. Possibly Mike Pence as well!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-25 at 6:58 AM UTC in How do we know BeigeWarlock is actually Totse 2001?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-25 at 5:58 AM UTC in Add "fuckin" to a movie title.There will be fucking blood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-25 at 1:53 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatLET.THIS.FUCKING.DIE.ALREADY.FFS.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-24 at 9 AM UTC in How do we know BeigeWarlock is actually Totse 2001?I have inside sources(Walnut Creek specifically) that it may also be Mike Pence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-24 at 6:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I love all of you. If any of you ever feel like you aren't loved. This post proves you are wrong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 6:10 PM UTC in San Francisco is getting violentI know some of the best meth in the world comes out of there. Dare to take the meth pill fam?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 5:36 PM UTC in Life is seriously a bunch of bullshit, litterally all my problems are because im too poor..Sell glass out the house, nigga.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-23 at 4:59 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I see infinity got banned. Good. Fuckin' cuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 11:58 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Back in my day you could get two 16th's for nickel!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-22 at 11:45 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I usually use the term "Half a ball" because tenth and teenth are often confused. How a nigga slang.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!